JaysonWeber 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 I think this will get very very fun :DI'll start it out with a few quotes I've heard the last week."I never win with Aces, Honestly 1-10 times I win with them..." "If you don't think Poker is Gambling you're an Idiot It's all Luck" "I knew that (put any random 1 outter card here) Was coming, So I just had to call, sometimes you just get that feeling you know?" "I had a Flush Draw." - When there is three suits on the board on the flop, and he catches 2 to make his 8 high flush. "Yeah, I'm a semi-pro, but I don't like to brag" - While Nutbarring a $10 NL table. Link to post Share on other sites
QWithATray 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 playing on a $1/2 NL, $100 max tableraise to 6 with AA, get reraised to 12 by a huge stack, i make it 42, get calledflop KQ4, i've got $80 left, I bet $40, he puts me all in, I call.I flip over my aces, he has KT. turn K, river T. fine, i lost, it's poker. but then he says "I put you on aces". Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 I submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B. Link to post Share on other sites
JaysonWeber 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Author Share Posted May 22, 2005 Thank you! I was trying to find those earlier, they're absolutely classics.... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 I submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B.I would have assumed that exhibit A was a joke, until reading exhibit B.After reading them I then became very sad. Because I reliazed it wasn't. Link to post Share on other sites
Sushiman 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "There's no bad cards, just bad flops."I like to use that one at the casino limit tables and watch people nod. Link to post Share on other sites
leejdl 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 that exhibit b had me rolling on the ground wondering why someone would take the time to even fully explain themselves in a situation like that. Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 Uses the term BAD BEAT! Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 I had KK he had 22 allin PFflop xxxturn 2River K"nice river you lucky bitch" Link to post Share on other sites
leejdl 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "any two cards can win" and "i gotta get my son a new pair of nikes" Link to post Share on other sites
iveyfan30 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 you log on to party poker..... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 this was a good onethe big stack of a MTT would constantly go allin into small pots and show small pairsme: "why do you bet so big, no one is going to call you unless tyey have you beat"Fish: "I cant lose"Me: "yes you can, if they call with a better hand"Fish: " No, because ill get chips back no matter what"Me: So if you have 13000 and someone doubles up through you with 12999....you dont consider that a loss?"Fish: Nope....I won a chip, its a profit"classic Link to post Share on other sites
QWithATray 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "I would have won if the board had been different" Link to post Share on other sites
ldudeus 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 yeai love it when im playing with people live and when the guy explains his all in call w/ Ks4s on a flop of 5c6dAs, he says, " I had soooooo many outs!!!... a straight draw and a flush draw, i dont know how i didnt hit!!" :shock: Link to post Share on other sites
KDawgCometh 2 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 I submit Exhibit A and Exhibit B.THANK YOU RON. ROTFLMAO. He's gone, but will never be forgotten, and Laughed about Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 i had AAflop was K 9 4(2 spades)he went allin I callhe had 23 of spades.....no spade hit"lucky bastard"me- "yep...i was lucky to win when I was a 2-1 favorite" Link to post Share on other sites
uahphysics 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "But it was suited!" The thing about this line is that I've only ever heard it when a good player was being sarcastic and making fun of fish, I never actually heard it said by someone when they truly meant it.....until about two weeks ago. I was playing a live home game, and this one woman used this line about 6 or 7 times after showing down a hand, and she really really meant it. It went so far as that she played any two suited cards. Link to post Share on other sites
amarillotg 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 after some guys TPTK with AK gets beat by a ragged 2 pair he says"thats why i never raise with big hands (starting hands) in limit poker. its not worth it"and then the whole table agrees with him and gives him there appologies for taking another "bad beat". Link to post Share on other sites
TjSlifka 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 " it was suited " is what i haer all the tmie.. its ****ing hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 i love this thread too much to let it diewith that saidBUMP Link to post Share on other sites
avsfan 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "Phil Hellmuth says......." Link to post Share on other sites
Producer_2 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 I wanted to contribute to this thread but I'm so blown away by Exhibit A and Exhibit B I can't even respond... wow... p2 Link to post Share on other sites
amarillotg 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 heres another one:playing live at a local casino: 2/5 limit holdem.within the first 20 minutes or so a hand is dealt and i muck J8s UTG. when i muck the cards though they flip over on the table. half of the table goes into complete shock that i mucked the hand and i end up getting a speech from a few older guys on how they play any 2 suited cards. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "well I won the hand, so it must have been the right call". We can all think of a million situations for this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted May 22, 2005 Share Posted May 22, 2005 "well I won the hand, so it must have been the right call". We can all think of a million situations for this one.flop AK2 i guy went all in with 33 a guy with T8 and no draws callriver 10...idiot says "WHAT A CALL!" Link to post Share on other sites
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