RoyalLance 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showthre...e=0#Post3887436I think you guys are gonna like this one. Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 board is KQJ5(rainbow) I have QQ pot in 4500, donk checks, I bet 3500, donk calls river 10 donk bets 150(the sixe of the BB) I call he shows 97, called with a gutshot to the ass end of a str8 donk-"I just suckered you right in on the river, didnt I"Ive had a similar experience. I had QQ, I raised UTG in a short handed live .25/50 cent game to $3. Three callers.Flop comes Q/7/7 with a flush draw. SB leads out for $5, i call, guy behind me calls. Turn completes the flush with like a deuce. SB checks, i lead for $15, guy behind folds, sb calls. At this point i have about $6 left in my stack, and the pot is nearly $50. River is the third seven. He goes all in for $6 more. I call. He shows 7/5off for quads.He gives a sheepish grin and says, "i wanted to make it look like i was buying it so you would call". Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 [Me-"yeah....youre right....i would fold the absolute best hand on the river"Player B-"you would, youd be scared that you would split, and youd lose the rake"Me-"dude, this is a tournament, theyre are no rakes in tournaments"lmao Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 playing live limit omaha high (half and half game). guy in the seat next to me:him-"you kow when you play omaha the board pairs alot more than in hold 'em"me-"no it doesn't"him "oh yes it does!!!! i guarantee you, i've played alotta omaha, and the board pairs more in omaha"me "well i wanna bet .....allotta money that it pairs the same amount"him- mummble something then doenst talk for a while Link to post Share on other sites
....Ian.... 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 fish "ok before the flop i had a king and an ace"who says that?!? Link to post Share on other sites
milestodavid 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 "Phil Hellmuth says......." "If there weren't luck involved I'd win everyone one."oh Phil....you fishy fishy fish Link to post Share on other sites
milestodavid 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 From http://www.fullcontactpoker.com/poker-foru...pic.php?t=35960After some guy blowing his whole stack with Jack-Ten in a NLH game:"You will never get anywhere just playing AA KK QQ AK all the time...I persoanlly like J 10 a lot i dont know how you could fold that preflop."i read that one the other day. when i was done i tried to fork my eyes out. Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Some retard in the lab is arguing passionately that when kickers don't play for flushes. ie: if there's an on suit ace on the board and two players have a flush, it's a split pot always.He is sure as sure can be. Link to post Share on other sites
Patchoulia 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 I busted a guy out a few weeks back...down to 3 in a tournie..this guy's stack was fluctuating wildly throughout the game--he'd play everything, get beat, then get lucky.Anyway, I had KK. Flop was K 10 6. Turn was 6. River 10. I knew he was a maniac, so I was checking/calling pre-flop, pre-turn. He went all in after the turn. I called. He had pocket 8s.Obviously, my K-10 boat beat his 8s and 6s.Then he started freaking out calling me names, saying "I hope you lose! Hahahahaha!" and"Your country sucks, too!"and"Canada..why would anyone want to live in America Jr."I just sat back and laughed and laughed. Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 Playing in a home game with a bunch of Donkeys, it is down to heads-up and we are about even in chips -- I have him out-chipped by a minimal amount. I look down at 88 and raise about 3xBB, donkey re-raises about 1/4 his stack, and I re-reaise all in. He contemplates for a few minutes and calls with Q9o, Donkey obviously catches a Q and takes my stack down hard. His reasoning for calling with that:"I put you on AK"Donkey.Actually, after he raises 1/4 of his stack and you put him all in, he should call if you SHOW him AK. Link to post Share on other sites
ScottyE 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 This happened to a buddy of mine in a 1-2 NL game. It was a few months ago but as best I can remember the hand went down like this.Player A's hand - QQPlayer A -preflop raise - $15Player B- CallFlop 2-7-J Player A- Bet $20Player B- CallTurn 2-7-J-( 5 )Player A - Bet $60Player B- CallRiver 2-7-J-5-( 8 )Player B - Bet 30-All-inPlayer A - CallPlayer B's Hand 8-2 for two pairThe line "I was slow playing the deuces on you"I didn't really know what to say at that point..... Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted November 10, 2005 Share Posted November 10, 2005 The line "I was slow playing the deuces on you"I didn't really know what to say at that point....."Nice hand sir, just give me a second to rebuy..."Ray Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 Party Poker 2/4 Hold'em (10 handed) FTR converter on zerodivide.cxPreflop: Hero is MP1 with [8h], [Td]. 4 folds, SB calls, BB =#A500AF(TightMcGee)/ calls.Flop: (9 SB) [5d], [Qh], [2d] (3 players)SB checks, TightMcGee checks, MP2 bets, SB calls, TightMcGee calls.Turn: (6 BB) [2h] (3 players)SB checks, TightMcGee bets, MP2 calls.River: (12 BB) [As] (2 players)TightMcGee bets, TightMcGee calls.Final Pot: 16 BBMP2 not surprisingly showed AA, and Tight McGee showed 27o.Then Tight McGee (named changed) proceeded ask MP2:"How could you call that turn"Well put sir. Link to post Share on other sites
Ryan_Sanders 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 In a tournament on stars... pretty funnyBigChipsTP: kj suited is definitely higher starting hand that a2 off my friendSanders247: are you kidding me right now?BigChipsTP: can i get some support here, anyone?...BigChipsTP: yes it is, jk suited is better than a2 off Link to post Share on other sites
whirleymob 0 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 BigChipsTP: kj suited is definitely higher starting hand that a2 off my friend Sanders247: are you kidding me right now? BigChipsTP: can i get some support here, anyone?... BigChipsTP: yes it is, jk suited is better than a2 offumm JK suited IS a better hand than A2o, tho technically not higher in h u situations it is much more playable Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 BigChipsTP: kj suited is definitely higher starting hand that a2 off my friend Sanders247: are you kidding me right now? BigChipsTP: can i get some support here, anyone?... BigChipsTP: yes it is, jk suited is better than a2 offumm JK suited IS a better hand than A2o, tho technically not higher in h u situations it is much more playableA 2 -53.6%K J -46.4%sit down.shut up.and stop ditching math class. Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 BigChipsTP: kj suited is definitely higher starting hand that a2 off my friend Sanders247: are you kidding me right now? BigChipsTP: can i get some support here, anyone?... BigChipsTP: yes it is, jk suited is better than a2 offumm JK suited IS a better hand than A2o, tho technically not higher in h u situations it is much more playableA 2 -53.6%K J -46.4%sit down.shut up.and stop ditching math class.He even said not technically higher in HU situations yet you still took it upon yourself to try to look smarter than somebody.Keep tryin Eddie, I bet there's someone who still doesn't know how to spell Hellmuth that you can try to impress. Link to post Share on other sites
Longshanks 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 man these are all horrible Link to post Share on other sites
whirleymob 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 ty looshle Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 He even said not technically higher in HU situations yet you still took it upon yourself to try to look smarter than somebody. he said KJs IS a better hand than A2oI was showing him he was wrongpop a midol, and calm down please-------and for the hellmuth thing...Im trying to show them how to spell his name correctly, I come off in a mean tone because you'd figured after watching him on ESPN 62 times, that someone would look down at is name and see its "Hellmuth" not "Helmuth" Link to post Share on other sites
whirleymob 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 umm JK suited IS a better hand than A2o, tho technically not higher in h u situations it is much more playableread the whole post... im not wrong. Link to post Share on other sites
looshle 6 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 He even said not technically higher in HU situations yet you still took it upon yourself to try to look smarter than somebody. he said KJs IS a better hand than A2oI was showing him he was wrongpop a midol, and calm down please-------and for the hellmuth thing...Im trying to show them how to spell his name correctly, I come off in a mean tone because you'd figured after watching him on ESPN 62 times, that someone would look down at is name and see its "Hellmuth" not "Helmuth"Actually KJs IS a better hand. Sklansky has it in Group 3, yet doesn't have A2 in any group.What does he know, though?"Sit down and shut up" - and I need the midol? Link to post Share on other sites
Drbingogh 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 My all time favortie online quote:"I'm winning at my other table." Link to post Share on other sites
mr_english 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 Local casino, 3/6 with kill making it 3/12 spread.I sit down with $60, husband and wife sitting next to each other opposite me (never seen them not lose several racks)First hand AA I raise, everybody folds but she callsXXX flop, she checks, I bet she callsx on turn, she checks, I bet she callsx on river, she bets I raise she callsturns over somethin like 7 5 suited for two pr on the river.Over the next 20 minutes I get, QQ, JJ, 10 10 and AK suitedthe betting went almost exactly as with the first hand, I was down $60 in no time, called for another $60 over when he says, "welcome to the world of low limit poker and my wife" I replied back, you can keep your wife but keep playing like that and I am going home with your chips.About 4 hours later they were down about $600 between them and I left the night up about $450, I hear they are no longer welcome as they got caught colluding. Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted November 12, 2005 Share Posted November 12, 2005 he said KJs IS a better hand than A2o I was showing him he was wrong pop a midol, and calm down pleaseAgainst each other heads up and all in preflop, yes. If you have to play them postflop in both limit and no limit, i think you'll have a much more difficult time playing A/2off and probably make more with KJs.Against a reasonable range of hands that an opponent, or a field of opponents may have, KJs is superior; both in it's preflop equity and how well it can be played post flop. Link to post Share on other sites
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