sockrolid 3 6 0hhhh 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 shut upno im good i as a woman usually prefers to suck it rather then shut it woman arent good at that Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 9, 2006 Share Posted October 9, 2006 no im good i as a woman usually prefers to suck it rather then shut it woman arent good at thatYou aren't a female, so stop telling your self that and stop pretending... No girl make a screen name as stupid as yours, sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 I swore to myself I'd never post in here, but I had one, that just blew my mind. Now, Just to get it out of the way, this is not disguised as a bad beat story. If I was worried about bad beats, I'd post in there. This is pure and simple golden for what he said...shoot, it was worth the 80 bucks.I have A Q in the cutoff, at this casino, you're allowed to straddle (blind double bet where the straddle gets last option), so this college kid straight from his frat home game, straddles for 6. It's folded down to me, I raise to 18 straight. Fold fold fold, gets to the kid and he insta pushes....I shrug, doubt I'm any better than a coinflip, but hey, you never know right? And with the crap he's been showing down, it's possible I'm ahead, even dominating him. I call, and he flips over K 2 off. Meh, I'm not way ahead, but I'll take it. Flop of course is a king, and no help for me. The reason he gave for his insta push?"Well, I had to defend my straddle"Thank you, I now retire from this thread. Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Bump. XXEddie must be slipping, this made it to page 4. Link to post Share on other sites
sockrolid 3 6 0hhhh 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 You aren't a female, so stop telling your self that and stop pretending... No girl make a screen name as stupid as yours, sorry.why dont you come over and ill prove it too you or i can send you my picture Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 Bump. XXEddie must be slipping, this made it to page 4.thanks for the bump, was gonna do it one of these monthswhy dont you come over and ill prove it too you or i can send you my picture Will you please die Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 18, 2006 Share Posted October 18, 2006 wowwith all the crap in general this thread sure gets bumped down fast Link to post Share on other sites
iggymcfly 0 Posted October 19, 2006 Share Posted October 19, 2006 I swore to myself I'd never post in here, but I had one, that just blew my mind. Now, Just to get it out of the way, this is not disguised as a bad beat story. If I was worried about bad beats, I'd post in there. This is pure and simple golden for what he said...shoot, it was worth the 80 bucks.I have A Q in the cutoff, at this casino, you're allowed to straddle (blind double bet where the straddle gets last option), so this college kid straight from his frat home game, straddles for 6. It's folded down to me, I raise to 18 straight. Fold fold fold, gets to the kid and he insta pushes....I shrug, doubt I'm any better than a coinflip, but hey, you never know right? And with the crap he's been showing down, it's possible I'm ahead, even dominating him. I call, and he flips over K 2 off. Meh, I'm not way ahead, but I'll take it. Flop of course is a king, and no help for me. The reason he gave for his insta push?"Well, I had to defend my straddle"Thank you, I now retire from this thread. This is what drove you to post here after holding off for months? This was the hand? I do this kind of **** myself at least five times a night when I play low stakes live. The best part is after you do it a few times, you can get people to start calling your A9 all-ins with A5 and actually make back all the money you lost. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 ...what the hell. does NOBODY have any good stories...or do you all hope I just forget to bump this so this thread dies? Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted October 24, 2006 Share Posted October 24, 2006 ...what the hell. does NOBODY have any good stories...or do you all hope I just forget to bump this so this thread dies?after 2500 posts I think we have basically covered it all. Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted October 25, 2006 Share Posted October 25, 2006 In a $20 rebuy home game tournament, 40 of us started, we are down to about 25.Guy on my right who has been calling to the river every time he flops a pair calls an all in with Q7 on a K75 board and proceeds to lose.Me: 'I know it's hard to fold a pair, I mea, you only flop onne 35% of the time.'Him: 'Oh oh, we got one of those 'percentages players' on on our hands'. Link to post Share on other sites
XXEddie 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 I wont let this thread die Link to post Share on other sites
Norny21 0 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 norny,now, you know I like you right?There is so much wrong with this post1. You play Play Money because you are broke, not just for fun2. Play Money Tables can't qualify in here. They are fish by default3. THe "noob" was likely venting and 100% joking with you i know all of this just felt like posting it he wasnt joking though he went on about it and i play for money now lol Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 28, 2006 Share Posted October 28, 2006 i know all of this just felt like posting it he wasnt joking though he went on about it and i play for money now lolcongrats.now bring us a good fish story.. Link to post Share on other sites
Merby 3 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Next time I play online, I'll just put a rail call out to all the FCPers. I'm always saying fishy things... it's fun putting driving others crazy thinking that you know nothing. Link to post Share on other sites
Dave23 0 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 This one made me laugh.$3 rebuy tournament, 2000 starting chips, very first hand blinds 10/20.Can't remember the exact details but i limped with 22. Theres a couple more limpers and the someone raises to about 150. I call and catch my 2 on a K high flop. We get it all in and the raiser loses the whole stack with AK and doesn't rebuy. A few moments pass before i see "n.ob, how can u call that raise. Learn to play poker". I don't know why but for some reason this made me burst out laughing.Hmm. I'm surprised so many people thought this was a bad call. The hand played exactly as i hoped it would and even if i had missed i'd have used the rebuy option immediately after the hand. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Hmm. I'm surprised so many people thought this was a bad call. The hand played exactly as i hoped it would and even if i had missed i'd have used the rebuy option immediately after the hand.they were wrong.they werewrong Link to post Share on other sites
SpiderGuard 0 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 Hmm. I'm surprised so many people thought this was a bad call. The hand played exactly as i hoped it would and even if i had missed i'd have used the rebuy option immediately after the hand.This is a good fish comment, well played."The hand played exactly as I hoped..."Yes, the preflop call was a great one knowing in advance that you'd hit a set on the flop. Link to post Share on other sites
Dave23 0 Posted October 29, 2006 Share Posted October 29, 2006 This is a good fish comment, well played."The hand played exactly as I hoped..."Yes, the preflop call was a great one knowing in advance that you'd hit a set on the flop.I give up. If people think that i should have folded it and that i am a fish then so be it. Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 I give up. If people think that i should have folded it and that i am a fish then so be it.some don't know better.Hey, SpiderGuard thought your comment was fishy because it sounded results oriented. I understood what you meant.meh, I'm just butting in Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 First hand of a $50 home tourney 30 players. Flopped top set. Guy bests I go all in. He instacalls with absolutely nothing. No bottom pair, middle pair, straight draw, flush draw NOTHING! He does however have 2 clubs and one on the board. He hits runner-runner spades and I'm out. I've never seen so many people call one person a donkey before. His explination silenced the room."Its the first hand, so the clubs stick together." Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 First hand of a $50 home tourney 30 players. Flopped top set. Guy bests I go all in. He instacalls with absolutely nothing. No bottom pair, middle pair, straight draw, flush draw NOTHING! He does however have 2 clubs and one on the board. He hits runner-runner spades and I'm out. I've never seen so many people call one person a donkey before. His explination silenced the room."Its the first hand, so the clubs stick together."Dude please proof read before you post. You just look like a moron if you don't.*L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
Royal_Tour 0 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Got one.live at B&M. guy on my right is a old man with loads of chips. pushed all in 3 times out of 3 hands i saw him play.I sorta look at him and say, You like those 2 words eh?.. he replies.. I love em!! Just like MOneymaker, i'm all in!! I started to thank the lord that i was on his left, but the friggin guy left the table for a satelite Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Thats why I have been losing all this time, I was trying to get to my flush with one suit instead of two! Dammit. Got one.live at B&M. guy on my right is a old man with loads of chips. pushed all in 3 times out of 3 hands i saw him play.I sorta look at him and say, You like those 2 words eh?.. he replies.. I love em!! Just like MOneymaker, i'm all in!! I started to thank the lord that i was on his left, but the friggin guy left the table for a sateliteWhat is his name and I will look for this dude on TV. He has to make a final table... Link to post Share on other sites
Actuary 3 Posted October 30, 2006 Share Posted October 30, 2006 Dude please proof read before you post. You just look like a moron if you don't.*L*T*yeah but this "Its the first hand, so the clubs stick together." was worth reading through that. Link to post Share on other sites
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