Loismustdie 0 Posted July 20, 2007 Share Posted July 20, 2007 Dear Chrozzo- Why does doing shots of 99 Bananas with my sister in law **** me up something fierce? And, is there anyway I can do said shots and not burp bananas? Also, how does one boink there sister in law? I am having a hard time finding an in. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 20, 2007 Author Share Posted July 20, 2007 Dear Chrozzo- Why does doing shots of 99 Bananas with my sister in law **** me up something fierce? Potassium deficiency? And, is there anyway I can do said shots and not burp bananas?Drink more quickyl then pass out then u wont burp...and if u do, you wont know it. Also, how does one boink there sister in law? I am having a hard time finding an in.Give her more alcohol. Link to post Share on other sites
grocery_mony 8 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear ChrozzoIs it alright for males to drink wine coolers?TY grocery_mony Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear ChrozzoIs it alright for males to drink wine coolers?TY grocery_monymaybe 1 or 2..then chase it with a Guinness Link to post Share on other sites
yeffy 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,Why do people keep buying Blue Moon like its a micro brew?Doesnt the general public know it's a Coors product?-Yeffy Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,Why do people keep buying Blue Moon like its a micro brew?Doesnt the general public know it's a Coors product?-YeffyWhat the general public doesn't know, makes them the general public. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 What the general public doesn't know, makes them the general public.I knew I'd eventually get a signature worthy quote from you lol, well done!Oh, and HI Link to post Share on other sites
yeffy 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 What the general public doesn't know, makes them the general public.Do you ever come to NYC Chrozzo?I need to buy you a pint of Guiness at my bar in Bklyn...a proper pint double pulled charged with nitrogen. Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Hi.Chrozzo is it wrong when you are drunk to only dance with women 40 years old and over?Because thats what i was doing tonightK thanksBye Link to post Share on other sites
InsanityCubed 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Have you ever had Absinthe, Chrozzo?If so, how much and what did you think?I may not be Chrozzo, but this I can answer. I'm glad it's hard to get the real stuff in North America, because it's way too good.Tastes like shit, but one of the best buzzes I've ever had. Threw back about 4 shots with my roommates while predrinking one night. Once you're drunk on Absinthe, you are impervious to other types of alcohol. It was a while ago, so my memory is a little fuzzy, but I seem to remember being as drunk as I've ever been while remaining conscious, yet I was still coherent. Good times, I highly recommend trying it at least once.Dear Chrozzo:How early is too early for the first beer of the day?Does the rule of "It's 5 O'clock somewhere" apply at all times? Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear Chrozzo, Why did I decide it would be a good idea to buy the cute girl I was with last night a shot at the club when I knew she was under 21? (she was 20, I am 21)She was immediately kicked out, and my hopeful night of fun was ruined. Link to post Share on other sites
bobbywithani 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear Chrozzo, Why did I decide it would be a good idea to buy the cute girl I was with last night a shot at the club when I knew she was under 21? (she was 20, I am 21)She was immediately kicked out, and my hopeful night of fun was ruined.That's when you go somewhere else, your house, the park, back alley, all great places for an underage girl to drink. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 chrozzo,is this really how you dance? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 Do you ever come to NYC Chrozzo?I need to buy you a pint of Guiness at my bar in Bklyn...a proper pint double pulled charged with nitrogen.mmmm...thats sounds goootI do once in a while..I will let u know the next time i am making a trip Hi.Chrozzo is it wrong when you are drunk to only dance with women 40 years old and over?Because thats what i was doing tonightK thanksByenot at all...hope u had a good time..what were u drinking?Dear Chrozzo:How early is too early for the first beer of the day?Does the rule of "It's 5 O'clock somewhere" apply at all times?yesDear Chrozzo, Why did I decide it would be a good idea to buy the cute girl I was with last night a shot at the club when I knew she was under 21? (she was 20, I am 21)She was immediately kicked out, and my hopeful night of fun was ruined.Im wondering how she into the club at first but hen was denied alcohol...dont hey trust their bouncers? Its a shame....you should just brig a flask with you next time Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,Why do people keep buying Blue Moon like its a micro brew?Doesnt the general public know it's a Coors product?-YeffyHow do you buy something like it's a micro brew? Link to post Share on other sites
king_tanner 84 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 not at all...hope u had a good time..what were u drinking?Pacificos Coronas Coors Lights Jack & Coke's. Nothing special.Pacifico was sponsoring the bar that night so that beer was cheap. You would think the beer girls would be hot, but they were probably the sloppiest girls in the bar.Well I woke up with 12 Pacifico bottle opener keychains so I guess the night was a success. Link to post Share on other sites
yeffy 0 Posted July 28, 2007 Share Posted July 28, 2007 How do you buy something like it's a micro brew?You pay $5 for it and order with an air of pretension as opposed to paying $2 for coors and ordering with an air of desperation. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 29, 2007 Author Share Posted July 29, 2007 Well I woke up with 12 Pacifico bottle opener keychains so I guess the night was a success. You pay $5 for it and order with an air of pretension as opposed to paying $2 for coors and ordering with an air of desperation.aslo Link to post Share on other sites
barrec 0 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 dear chrozzo -hi. i've always felt it's -ev to "pour one for your homies." i think my homies would call that a waste of beer. why do people do that? what's your take on it?sincerely,barrec Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 dear chrozzo -hi. i've always felt it's -ev to "pour one for your homies." i think my homies would call that a waste of beer. why do people do that? what's your take on it?sincerely,barreci dont do it......waste of drinkunless it was your blood that died...then maaaaybe id consider a drop or 2 Link to post Share on other sites
BrandonPL 0 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 I have a question...Why don't you ever call me anymore.?Oh, and what do you do with a girl who pissed herself in your car?Do you kick her out of the car? I never dealt with this before but it happened recently.. and i'm still angry!What if she pissed herself, while getting it on, in your best friends bed? Do you worry about cleaning up the bed, finishing the job, or running away before she realizes what is really going on? (true story) Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 What if she pissed herself, while getting it on, in your best friends bed? Do you worry about cleaning up the bed, finishing the job, or running away before she realizes what is really going on? (true story)finish up then book it to your place Link to post Share on other sites
mase_gotsem 0 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 chrozzo,is this really how you dance?this made me lol Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 30, 2007 Author Share Posted July 30, 2007 chrozzo,is this really how you dance?oh, i've got mooooooves you've never seen Link to post Share on other sites
Jennings7 0 Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,If your good friend has c.ock-blocked you more than 3 times when you were 100% assured of getting it on with a girl 7 or better, what is proper punishment? This has taken place over the course of a couple years. Also, he has also ruined constant other situations where future sexual relations may have been possible later in the night given ample time to work game. Please advise. NOTE: He has done this to myself, and another friend. Link to post Share on other sites
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