chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 OK...if u ever have any questions relating to drinking, or typing "hi" for tht matter...direct them here.This includes questions such as:-Why do I Never get hangovers with this particular type of beer/drink?-What do I do if I am drunk and call my boss at 4:15 am? Is that bad?-How do I avoid buying worthless shit off ebay when im drunk?-I cannot get it up when I am drunk...why is this?-What is the best houshold cleaner to disinfect the sink after I piss into it?im here to help people~chrozzo Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I got one. I weigh nothing and have never drank before. How much beer should I drink to get drunk, but not die of alcohol poisoning? Link to post Share on other sites
donk4life 34 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 I have a question...Why don't you ever call me anymore.?Oh, and what do you do with a girl who pissed herself in your car?Do you kick her out of the car? I never dealt with this before but it happened recently.. and i'm still angry! Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,Why do you turn your back on this beautiful country of ours by drinking foreign beer? Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 I got one. I weigh nothing and have never drank before. How much beer should I drink to get drunk, but not die of alcohol poisoning?Drink 3 McEwans Scotch Ales and call me in the morning.I have a question...Why don't you ever call me anymore.?Oh, and what do you do with a girl who pissed herself in your car?Do you kick her out of the car? I never dealt with this before but it happened recently.. and i'm still angry!Ive been busy?Now theres less of a chance she will piss on you during sex...just man up and clean the seat. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Why do you turn your back on this beautiful country of ours by drinking foreign beer?Sorry...i love the USA...but popular American beer is shit. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 hiwell done Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear Chrozzo, There's a couple Guinness cans up for grabs. I've only had it from the bottle, tap, and one time from special keg you can rent for the house. All I know about cans is that I'm supposed to pour into a glass. Is it worth the trouble, or am I just getting a 3/4 quality Guinness?thanks, Brother Up The Trail Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Can I please get your top 10 list on why people drink?A countdown if you will. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear Chrozzo, There's a couple Guinness cans up for grabs. I've only had it from the bottle, tap, and one time from special keg you can rent for the house. All I know about cans is that I'm supposed to pour into a glass. Is it worth the trouble, or am I just getting a 3/4 quality Guinness?thanks, Brother Up The TrailNo way dudeGuinness = any guinness = 100%the drought cans are top notch...and the draugh bottle toothe tap is lovely...and looks damn good while poruing outbut FTMFW...go with the Guinness Extra Stout in bottles......the best Guinness money can buy Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Can I please get your top 10 list on why people drink?A countdown if you will.10. why not try it?...i just turned 219. i like that label on the bottle...i bet the drink is just as good8. ooooo..those little umbrellas are sooo cute...i want one7. pain relief6. depression5. tastes good4. everyone else is doing it3. omg...i love drunkeness....why not again?2. alcoholism1. hi Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear chrozzy,I love you. And I love drinking. Love, Snugglebear. Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear chrozzy,I love you. And I love drinking. Love, Snugglebear.You get the **** out of here Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear chrozzy,I love you. And I love drinking. Love, Snugglebear. You get the **** out of hereDONT E-GAY THIS THREAD UP!!!!!in that thought.....3-way? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 You get the **** out of hereDont steal my material. You fuckin cuntmuscle. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 ok back on track....next question...? Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 ok back on track....next question...?Dear Chrozzo,Why does Leinenkugels wheat beer taste like Fruity Pebbles? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,723 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear chrozzo,How come every time I go out drinking with you my asshole hurts the next morning?Signed,Sitting in pain. Link to post Share on other sites
FoxwoodsPro 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,If you buy a handle of Vodka when is the right time to pour the first drink?What % of the bottle is it appropriate to drink a night?SIncerely,Screwdriving Hard In Attleboro Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 You get the **** out of hereplease step in front of Link to post Share on other sites
litlebullet 0 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear chrozzo,How come every time I go out drinking with you my asshole hurts the next morning?Signed,Sitting in pain.because when Chrozzo is drunk, he makes an honest mistake of identifying two objects.Object 1 Object 2 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 16, 2007 Author Share Posted July 16, 2007 Dear Chrozzo,Why does Leinenkugels wheat beer taste like Fruity Pebbles?which brew u drinking?Dear chrozzo,How come every time I go out drinking with you my asshole hurts the next morning?Signed,Sitting in pain.sorry..thats how I rollDear Chrozzo,If you buy a handle of Vodka when is the right time to pour the first drink?What % of the bottle is it appropriate to drink a night?SIncerely,Screwdriving Hard In Attleboroinstantly100% Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted July 16, 2007 Share Posted July 16, 2007 which brew u drinking?nothing right now, but it was called something like Sunset Wheat or Summer Wheat Link to post Share on other sites
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