RiscaRod 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 After taking a sickeningly bad beat online, what has been your worst gut reaction?How much money in damages have you caused? Link to post Share on other sites
NOFX_PUNK 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 After taking a sickeningly bad beat online, what has been your worst gut reaction?How much money in damages have you caused?I threw a football through a window, but it was my window so it wasn't so bad, plus it looked cool as f**k! Link to post Share on other sites
PositionPlayer 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I got runner runner one outered in a $1200 pot and shattered my Optical Mouse against my fireplace. That's the only time I've ever broken anything after a poker hand.I had bottom set and the other guy had top pair and a flush draw, and the turn and river made him quads.I felt pretty stupid after reacting like that because I had gotten stacked and I had to go buy a new mouse before I could even try to get even. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I once ate an entire pint of Phish Food. Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 after getting runner'd by overs vs set, i once masturbated to german fetish porn.. Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 after getting runner'd by overs vs set, i once masturbated to german fetish porn..so... about the same as when you runner-runner a win, eh? Link to post Share on other sites
WowThats 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I uninstalled the sites software, email tech support to close my account, deposited my remaining funds back into my bank account. Link to post Share on other sites
lengthy 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 one time the software messed up, and I lost with quad aces to pocket dueces in a .02-.04 cent nl game. the pot was almost two dollars!!!! I was so pissed that I told the guy I was going to sh it all over him, so I went to the store, bought some KY jelly and shoved my entire computer up my ***. then I procedded to sh it it out while masterbating to the little mermaid...actually I don't get upset at bad beats. just like doyle says "that's poker." I understand that its going to happen once in a while. someone is going to hit there one outer two percent of the time and are going to runner runner quads over my set about half a percent of the time. I will just wait for them to stack off with top pair agaisnt my set for the other 99.5 percent of the time.... Link to post Share on other sites
alanstats 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I ripped keys off my laptop keyboard and had to borrow a computer to type a paper. Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I ripped keys off my laptop keyboard and had to borrow a computer to type a paper.This is why next year I'm getting another laptop. One for strictly poker and one for school, that way I won't be tempted to jump onto a site as I do research, or vice versa Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I ripped keys off my laptop keyboard and had to borrow a computer to type a paper.its true, hes missing the F key on his keyboard Link to post Share on other sites
Livaso 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I uninstalled the sites software, email tech support to close my account, deposited my remaining funds back into my bank account.I did this without emailing tech support. I didn't just uninstall that particular software, I unistalled all the poker software on my computer. At the time it must have been about 8 different programs. It takes a certain level of concentration to go through 8 withdrawl and uninstall windows without cooling off. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I picked up my computer chair and smashed it against my dresser, breaking the bottom of the chair. Until I get another one, I'm sadly using a regular fold-out chair. Link to post Share on other sites
blakheart 3 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I threw my sunglasses across the room. Unfortunately, they broke against the wall. No I feel naked playing without them. Link to post Share on other sites
Footballguru 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 mine was def. most costly so far..when i was still a newb to poker, i got all in with AA vs 1010 on a flop of A94...22 people left in a Pokerroom tourney, top 20 cashed...running 10s for the guy. I had my laptop on my map, i stood up and threw down and the screen cracked and everything. beyond repair. First place for the tourney was prob about 500, my new laptop cost me 1000...way -EV move. Now I learned not to get mad over things i cant control, I only get mad at myself when I make a bad, and not at bad beats or anything. Link to post Share on other sites
SSPadawon4 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Umm. after i got a bad beat. I told some go ot guy **** a tree. And that must of had to go to the store to get condoms to have sex with his mom. And the poker manager said stop. And I said **** you poker manager and i got my chat banned for life. Link to post Share on other sites
throwemaway 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Lol my reactions are probably pretty frightening to outsidersOk I punched a hole in the wall of my parents house..They still haven't found it cuz I put a bookcase in front of itAnother time I kicked a hole in the screen of my apartment window..I was sitting in my chair with the window open, took a bad beat, yelled "fck!!" and then kicked the screen Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Lol my reactions are probably pretty frightening to outsidersOk I punched a hole in the wall of my parents house..They still haven't found it cuz I put a bookcase in front of itAnother time I kicked a hole in the screen of my apartment window..I was sitting in my chair with the window open, took a bad beat, yelled "fck!!" and then kicked the screenthat's fckin hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
Teck_72 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I was bubble boy in a tourny with the last of my bankroll and I got one outed, and I Live in a loft room of a house so I got a slanted ceiling, so I just threw my fist up and punched it pretty good, but not hard enough to put a hole through it, so now there's a big fist print in the wall. wonder how im going to explain that to the land lord. Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 i peed in my own mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 that's fckin hilariousthats not really that hilarious at all. I think every one here has had a wall-punching/bookcase/painting/poster-covering experience. Link to post Share on other sites
pezeveng 207 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 after years of betting on sports and losing because of a meaningless half court buzzer beaters nothing can really piss me off. Link to post Share on other sites
RiscaRod 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Author Share Posted January 28, 2007 i peed in my own mouth.Standard. Link to post Share on other sites
PrtyPSux 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 I broke my Bose QC3's last night, and punched a hole in the wall...it wasnt for just 1 bad beat, it was for about 24 in 1 night... I loved thosed headphones....damnit. Link to post Share on other sites
simo_8ball 0 Posted January 28, 2007 Share Posted January 28, 2007 Punched a door and my fist went through it (it was a weak door), which cut my hand and wrist. Couldn't type properly for about a month.I'm surprised noone has mentioned going on tilt and emptying their account yet. I did that once. Thankfully it only had about $200 left in it to lose. Link to post Share on other sites
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