bleacherbum3 9 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I'm not signing up unless everyone has to declare their raceI'm a cracker.I did, you're hot. I'm gettin liqured up !!Quit stroking her ego. In person, she's not really cute.She's fucking hot as hell. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 4, 2006 Author Share Posted November 4, 2006 Hanguk you need to answer those questions for the public. Lead by example. Share with the group buddy Sorry I can't join though. FCP Superstars champion and all... This will happen when both of my eyes are open.I'm not signing up unless everyone has to declare their raceWhy not?I'm congan.I say that ISAP so the fish will think I'm a losing player too. Sometimes I say ISAP to be humble and other times it's in jest when I'm telling how I busted out of a tourney with the best hand.Can a person make money and still SAP?Dang it, you figured out the motive behind this thread.Actually, I guess that does in a way work. I know I'm pretty good, it's just hard not to doubt yourself sometimes when the cards are spitting in your face.So I guess this could also be a place to commiserate when the cards are making you look bad.But anyway, just lie and make up some bad results.i probably have the longest running uncashing streak of the neg-o. Somewhere over 30 weeks...i did cash this week though I have yet to cash, I have lost count how many times I've lost in the neg-o. I always seem to get my money in good.I once went into heads up in a SNG with about a 20:1 chip lead and finished 2nd. Also, you're copycat-ing my title. That'll be $1.73 every time you post.Oh, snap. ........$1.73 Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I think this qualifies me... During current Hold'em session you were dealt 115 hands and saw flop: - 8 out of 12 times while in big blind (66%) - 7 out of 15 times while in small blind (46%) - 16 out of 88 times in other positions (18%) - a total of 31 out of 115 (26%) Pots won at showdown - 1 of 10 (10%)I have many more examples I could give you, but this is from the session I am currently playing. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I think this qualifies me... During current Hold'em session you were dealt 115 hands and saw flop: - 8 out of 12 times while in big blind (66%) - 7 out of 15 times while in small blind (46%) - 16 out of 88 times in other positions (18%) - a total of 31 out of 115 (26%) Pots won at showdown - 1 of 10 (10%)I have many more examples I could give you, but this is from the session I am currently playing.i think this qualifies me GP ROI ProfiteYank 29 -$1 $3 -33% -$20 Tilt PokerStarsISAP but im going to deposit some more money soon bc i have an addiction Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 You're still winning. What the hell man? ISAP means you are losing. Disguised brag post? You are just making people here feel worse.I am winning? I had $1K 3 months ago and now I am down to $11.60 on stars and a $24+2 token on FT.... how am I not losing? How in gods name am I bragging??? ISAP and you SAM. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I don't play poker well, but I do hook up with fat girls well, so there's that Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 I don't play poker well, but I do hook up with fat girls well, so there's thatWTF are you doing here?You get home and go to your room immediately Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 WTF are you doing here?You get home and do me in the ass immediatelyFYP Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 $100 freeroll, playing really good the whole way. just before first break, 640 left of 1800. This is why ISAPFull Tilt Poker Game #1198127453: $100 Freeroll (8212326), Table 188 - 50/100 - No Limit Hold'em - 3:31:49 ET - 2006/11/05Seat 1: jonnylender (5,995)Seat 2: BriscoCountyJr (435)Seat 3: sheppy322 (2,610)Seat 4: myballsyourchin (11,285)Seat 5: El_Burro_99 (2,460)Seat 6: aldo1234 (1,025), is sitting outSeat 7: Kevin2k8 (1,135), is sitting outSeat 8: onlyme386 (3,455)Seat 9: 7dominator (4,090)sheppy322 posts the small blind of 50myballsyourchin posts the big blind of 100The button is in seat #2*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to onlyme386 [Kc Kd]El_Burro_99 foldsaldo1234 foldsKevin2k8 foldsonlyme386 raises to 3007dominator foldsjonnylender raises to 500BriscoCountyJr foldssheppy322 foldsmyballsyourchin foldsonlyme386 raises to 1,000jonnylender raises to 5,995, and is all inmyballsyourchin: getting closer to my buddy's SAT score El_Burro_99: lolonlyme386 has 15 seconds left to actonlyme386 calls 2,455, and is all injonnylender shows [Ad Jd]onlyme386 shows [Kc Kd]El_Burro_99: CALLmyballsyourchin: :)Uncalled bet of 2,540 returned to jonnylender*** FLOP *** [Ah Ac Jh]*** TURN *** [Ah Ac Jh] [3d]*** RIVER *** [Ah Ac Jh 3d] [3h]myballsyourchin: SNAP!!!El_Burro_99: ouchjonnylender shows a full house, Aces full of Jacksonlyme386 shows two pair, Aces and Kingsjonnylender wins the pot (7,060) with a full house, Aces full of Jacksonlyme386 stands up*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 7,060 | Rake 0Board: [Ah Ac Jh 3d 3h]Seat 1: jonnylender showed [Ad Jd] and won (7,060) with a full house, Aces full of JacksSeat 2: BriscoCountyJr (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: sheppy322 (small blind) folded before the FlopSeat 4: myballsyourchin (big blind) folded before the FlopSeat 5: El_Burro_99 didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: aldo1234 didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: Kevin2k8 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: onlyme386 showed [Kc Kd] and lost with two pair, Aces and KingsSeat 9: 7dominator didn't bet (folded) Link to post Share on other sites
Flushgarden 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Remember the session I posted earlier today? In a little over 100 hands I was 1 for 10 in showdowns. Here is my next sesson, which I just stopped....During current Hold'em session you were dealt 103 hands and saw flop: - 8 out of 15 times while in big blind (53%) - 4 out of 13 times while in small blind (30%) - 19 out of 75 times in other positions (25%) - a total of 31 out of 103 (30%) Pots won at showdown - 3 of 13 (23%)So in my last 200 or so hands I'm 4 for 23 in showdowns.....I S A PI'm more of a tournament player, but I'm actually a slightly winning cash game player...I have no explination for whats going on with me today. Id say its a combination of both bad play and bad luck...maybe subconscious tilt. I've been running really bad in tourneys recently too. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 I'm more of a tournament player, but I'm actually a slightly winning cash game player...I have no explination for whats going on with me today. Id say its a combination of both bad play and bad luck...maybe subconscious tilt. I've been running really bad in tourneys recently too.me too, at least in the running bad department. i had a great week two weeks ago where i won $600 in tournaments. this last two weeks have been a joke.i finally booked a profit tonight, 6BB in 2/4 Razz, so things might be looking up just in time for the FTOPS event. Hopefully. Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 You know how I know ISAP? I can't book $400 losses. I have to turn them into $1.7k losses. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 You know how I know ISAP? I can't book $400 losses. I have to turn them into $1.7k losses.Welcome to the Charter Membership. Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 Welcome to the Charter Membership.yeah... I made sure to get on the first page... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 yeah... I made sure to get on the first page...and i'll make sure to be on top of the 2nd. BELEE DAT Link to post Share on other sites
pckt10s 0 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 and i'll make sure to be on top of the 2nd. BELEE DATany topping rituals in this thread... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 5, 2006 Author Share Posted November 5, 2006 any topping rituals in this thread...post pictures of donkeys and aquatic creatures?i'm not sure...i'll get back to you on this. Link to post Share on other sites
BeaverStyle 1 Posted November 5, 2006 Share Posted November 5, 2006 All in on a flop of A 8 4, Me w/ A8, him w/ QJ. (and not like a BB more all in...)I lose the hand.ISAP. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 6, 2006 Share Posted November 6, 2006 I may be joining later, mostly due to this hand. Full Tilt Poker Game #1205461823: $1 Tournament (8036707), Table 30 - 60/120 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:13:15 ET - 2006/11/06Seat 1: gkunit20 (8,257)Seat 2: spankster74 (8,888)Seat 3: coxatron (3,335)Seat 4: sausageman (5,115)Seat 5: Henry936 (4,925)Seat 6: Cool Blues (9,575)Seat 7: copp1212 (875)Seat 8: cigar345 (5,480)Seat 9: applepiehole (4,120)applepiehole posts the small blind of 60gkunit20 posts the big blind of 120The button is in seat #8*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to gkunit20 [9d 8d]spankster74 foldscoxatron raises to 350sausageman foldsHenry936 foldsCool Blues foldscopp1212 foldscigar345 foldsapplepiehole foldsgkunit20 calls 230*** FLOP *** [3d As Qd]gkunit20 bets 400coxatron has 15 seconds left to actcoxatron raises to 2,985, and is all ingkunit20 calls 2,585coxatron shows [Kc Kh]gkunit20 shows [9d 8d]*** TURN *** [3d As Qd] [2c]*** RIVER *** [3d As Qd 2c] [6h]coxatron shows a pair of Kingsgkunit20 shows Ace Queen highcoxatron wins the pot (6,730) with a pair of Kings*** SUMMARY ***Total pot 6,730 | Rake 0Board: [3d As Qd 2c 6h]Seat 1: gkunit20 (big blind) showed [9d 8d] and lost with Ace Queen highSeat 2: spankster74 didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: coxatron showed [Kc Kh] and won (6,730) with a pair of KingsSeat 4: sausageman didn't bet (folded)Seat 5: Henry936 didn't bet (folded)Seat 6: Cool Blues didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: copp1212 didn't bet (folded)Seat 8: cigar345 (button) didn't bet (folded)Seat 9: applepiehole (small blind) folded before the Flop Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Full Tilt Poker Game #1206433206: Table Topaz - $0.50/$1 - Limit Hold'em - 21:15:02 ET - 2006/11/06Seat 1: Memorew ($40.25)Seat 2: MRowland ($72.30)Seat 3: kathy19148 ($8.80)Seat 4: CRGRINGO ($42.45)Seat 5: Hard_Fours ($10.45)Seat 6: squid4653 ($18.10)Seat 7: ElConquist ($6.90)Seat 8: xclamation ($34)Seat 9: JLOCKHART13 ($33.85)xclamation posts the small blind of $0.25JLOCKHART13 posts the big blind of $0.50The button is in seat #7*** HOLE CARDS ***Dealt to JLOCKHART13 [Jc 8c]Memorew foldsMRowland foldskathy19148 calls $0.50CRGRINGO calls $0.50Hard_Fours calls $0.50squid4653 foldsElConquist calls $0.50xclamation raises to $1JLOCKHART13 calls $0.50kathy19148 calls $0.50CRGRINGO calls $0.50Hard_Fours calls $0.50ElConquist calls $0.50*** FLOP *** [Qc 9h Ts]xclamation bets $0.50JLOCKHART13 raises to $1kathy19148 foldsCRGRINGO foldsHard_Fours raises to $1.50ElConquist foldsxclamation calls $1JLOCKHART13 raises to $2Hard_Fours calls $0.50xclamation calls $0.50*** TURN *** [Qc 9h Ts] [3s]xclamation checksJLOCKHART13 bets $1Hard_Fours raises to $2xclamation has 15 seconds left to actxclamation foldsJLOCKHART13 calls $1*** RIVER *** [Qc 9h Ts 3s] [5h]JLOCKHART13 checksHard_Fours bets $1JLOCKHART13 calls $1*** SHOW DOWN ***Hard_Fours shows [Jh Kc] (a straight, King high)JLOCKHART13 shows [Jc 8c] (a straight, Queen high)Hard_Fours wins the pot ($17.50) with a straight, King high*** SUMMARY ***Total pot $18 | Rake $0.50Board: [Qc 9h Ts 3s 5h]Seat 1: Memorew didn't bet (folded)Seat 2: MRowland didn't bet (folded)Seat 3: kathy19148 folded on the FlopSeat 4: CRGRINGO folded on the FlopSeat 5: Hard_Fours showed [Jh Kc] and won ($17.50) with a straight, King highSeat 6: squid4653 didn't bet (folded)Seat 7: ElConquist (button) folded on the FlopSeat 8: xclamation (small blind) folded on the TurnSeat 9: JLOCKHART13 (big blind) showed [Jc 8c] and lost with a straight, Queen highThe sickest part is that I really was almost certain I was beat on the flop. I threw the turn bet out hoping he had a set or something, and really wanted to fold the river... I hate life. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Is it too late to join? Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 Is it too late to join?it's never too late to admit you have a problem! Link to post Share on other sites
dereeekho 0 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I've finished in the money of a satallite to FTOPS Razz and still haven't won a seat. Does that count? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 7, 2006 Share Posted November 7, 2006 I've finished in the money of a satallite to FTOPS Razz and still haven't won a seat. Does that count?Not quite winning, but not quite sucking either. Sorry.Welcome to purgatory. Link to post Share on other sites
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