HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Mods can figure out where this needs to be, but I'm putting it in OT for now, since more people who would seriously enjoy this thread.Welcome to the official ISAP (I Suck At Poker) Squad!Since it's official, membership is required.Please list:Where you playWhat limits you playWhat your highest amount of consecutive losing sessions isAnd explain to me why you suck at poker. (hand histories are not required, but helps)This will be a discussion of how badly we suck at poker, and how badly we need to improve.Or you can talk about anything, I don't care, since ISAP.EDIT: Due to the fact that it's taking me increasingly longer to edit all the threads when a new member joins, I have centralized the list on our forums. Please check this list, as it is always the most current.http://isapsquad.17.forumer.com/viewtopic.php?t=8Spokesmen for ISAP Squad: Danny Nguyen Ted "Ya Baby, Ya Mon" Lawson Ricky Zilem Doug "Magic Numbers" Lee Dmitri Nobles Tiffany "Timebank" WilliamsonWelcome to our world. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I no longer play poker, as I'm broke in the poker world. I do have 600 FTP points left, I'm attempting to use these in the super satellites at which points I will get into this Sunday's 350k Guarantee and win that. Then I will quit the group.ISAP, but I'll play live at the casinos in town at the 2-10 spread game. I'll play live for any amount of cash pretty much. I'm much better live than online.I track every session (or DID, when I still had money online), so I know for sure that the last winning session I had was when I accidentally stumbled into 3rd place in the $1 donkfest on FTP on October 13th. took me 2 weeks after that of losing session to go completely bust.ISAP because I'm broke. and I'll never put money into online poker again. Therefore, ISAP more than you. Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 as an outsider, i'd like to request an unpartisan committee to review onlyme's membership. since he is broke and not playing poker, it is questionable to say that he "sucks" at poker, since he is not actively sucking at it in any way.is it enough that he has sucked at poker, and continues to passively suck, or is it necessary for a member of the club to be actively engaged in sucking at poker? Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 as an outsider, i'd like to request an unpartisan committee to review onlyme's membership. since he is broke and not playing poker, it is questionable to say that he "sucks" at poker, since he is not actively sucking at it in any way.is it enough that he has sucked at poker, and continues to passively suck, or is it necessary for a member of the club to be actively engaged in sucking at poker? If this is so, I won't be joining this either. I'm in more of a dormant suck mode. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 as an outsider, i'd like to request an unpartisan committee to review onlyme's membership. since he is broke and not playing poker, it is questionable to say that he "sucks" at poker, since he is not actively sucking at it in any way.is it enough that he has sucked at poker, and continues to passively suck, or is it necessary for a member of the club to be actively engaged in sucking at poker?while this is definitely something to consider, i believe that we need to also take into account what made him broke. HSAP.So, if you went broke in poker because you suck, I think you have a place here. Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Mario 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 ISAPLO..Currently at the .5/1 tables at FTP if you would like a donation, please RSVP ASAP.Thank you. Link to post Share on other sites
onlyme386 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 as an outsider, i'd like to request an unpartisan committee to review onlyme's membership. since he is broke and not playing poker, it is questionable to say that he "sucks" at poker, since he is not actively sucking at it in any way.is it enough that he has sucked at poker, and continues to passively suck, or is it necessary for a member of the club to be actively engaged in sucking at poker? Official ISAP Squad Founders:HangukMigukDr. Marioonlyme386Welcome to our world.All that needs to be said. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted November 3, 2006 Author Share Posted November 3, 2006 ISAPLO..Currently at the .5/1 tables at FTP if you would like a donation, please RSVP ASAP.Thank you.I donked off my 2nd place stack in under 15 minutes in a LO8 tournament tonight. Link to post Share on other sites
Yoda 1 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Hanguk you need to answer those questions for the public. Lead by example. Share with the group buddy Sorry I can't join though. FCP Superstars champion and all... Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Hanguk you need to answer those questions for the public. Lead by example. Share with the group buddy Sorry I can't join though. FCPPC Low champion and all... FYPAlso I suck at poker, I play online, lately at FCP only... I really only play tournaments so the highest I got is 22 or 33 dollar buyins... and I suck at poker because I'm better at running tournaments than playing in them. Link to post Share on other sites
SBriand 4 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I think I might have found my new home. ISAP. Yes I do. Or at least I feel like I do. I started out my poker career in Sept of 04. By Oct 28th of 04 I have widdled my measly $80 BR down to $11. I took that $11 and played a $10+1 SNG and won. From there I low limited till the end of 05 and made over $2K playing .25/.50 LHE and $5.50 SNG's and MTT's. In that year I won 7 MTT 200+ players and made the final table 35 times out of 103. I played 200 SNG's with a good ROI that I don't have in front of me.06 came and that was a different story. I started out the year with $200 in my BR. From there I slowly and poorly made it close to $1K. As of today I have this:$16.09 on Stars$5.50 and $24+2 token on FTMy ROI in $4.40's dropped from 98% to 10% through 55 games. ISAP Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I have had this as my fav game for a while. ISANLH. I think I'll read the rest of HOH and hope to go from the Sucks to the Suck Nots !! Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I'm not signing up unless everyone has to declare their race Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I donked off my 2nd place stack in under 15 minutes in a LO8 tournament tonight.I once went into heads up in a SNG with about a 20:1 chip lead and finished 2nd. Also, you're copycat-ing my title. That'll be $1.73 every time you post. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 Stars.02/.05 and .01/.02and $3 SNGSi lost 6 straight $3 sngs i think and i just suckcheck out my shark scope im a fish hahahahah Link to post Share on other sites
pockets 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I haven't played any poker in months and I don't really care all that much. Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 ISAPI don't play online at all I usually just play at the local casinos or home games. The only game going at the casino right now is 2-10 spread. They have lots of other games offered but 2-10 spread holdem is all the weekend maniacs want to play. I have ran pretty good in tournaments the past couple of years but I lose it all back at cash games seems like. I stay way to long at sessions and drink to many drinks at the same time. I can go anywhere from being up 400 in one night to being down 2-500 by five that morning. I havent had a winning session in a couple of months because I get greedy/drunk and never leave ahead. Link to post Share on other sites
eYank 0 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 yay i just lost 2 more $3 SNGs after AI preflop and my hands cant holdA10 cant beat A5 and 66 cant hold to A4errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrim steaming and putting half of what is left of my BR into a .05/.10 gameeyank if u want to take my money on stars Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 I say that ISAP so the fish will think I'm a losing player too. Sometimes I say ISAP to be humble and other times it's in jest when I'm telling how I busted out of a tourney with the best hand.Can a person make money and still SAP? Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted November 3, 2006 Share Posted November 3, 2006 i probably have the longest running uncashing streak of the neg-o. Somewhere over 30 weeks...i did cash this week though Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 I think I might have found my new home. ISAP. Yes I do. Or at least I feel like I do. I started out my poker career in Sept of 04. By Oct 28th of 04 I have widdled my measly $80 BR down to $11. I took that $11 and played a $10+1 SNG and won. From there I low limited till the end of 05 and made over $2K playing .25/.50 LHE and $5.50 SNG's and MTT's. In that year I won 7 MTT 200+ players and made the final table 35 times out of 103. I played 200 SNG's with a good ROI that I don't have in front of me.06 came and that was a different story. I started out the year with $200 in my BR. From there I slowly and poorly made it close to $1K. As of today I have this:$16.09 on Stars$5.50 and $24+2 token on FTMy ROI in $4.40's dropped from 98% to 10% through 55 games. ISAPYou're still winning. What the hell man? ISAP means you are losing. Disguised brag post? You are just making people here feel worse.i probably have the longest running uncashing streak of the neg-o. Somewhere over 30 weeks...i did cash this week though More pics of you? Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 while this is definitely something to consider, i believe that we need to also take into account what made him broke. HSAP.So, if you went broke in poker because you suck, I think you have a place here.that's a reasonable explanation, thank you.I'm not signing up unless everyone has to declare their racefriggin brilliance right there.i actually multi-tabled LHE today for the first time in months, and didn't suck. also, had a great day at the casino yesterday. sorry. Link to post Share on other sites
vvganeshavv 4 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 You're still winning. What the hell man? ISAP means you are losing. Disguised brag post? You are just making people here feel worse.More pics of you?go 2 my myspace page Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 go 2 my myspace page I did, you're hot. I'm gettin liqured up !! Link to post Share on other sites
Dirtydutch 8 Posted November 4, 2006 Share Posted November 4, 2006 Oh man, it's awesome how little I suck at poker. I could be a pro... If i didn't mind living on less than a school teacher and having horrible back problems and wanting to kill myself a fourth of the time and having no free time and having my right to earn perpetually threatened my the Right, and the earnings perpetually threatened by the left. Man, not playing poker kicks ass. Link to post Share on other sites
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