primetime 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "So, I used my acting talents to do a few porn films" Link to post Share on other sites
Got The Nutz 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "I've got my favotrite hand, yep 10-7 off suit" Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 The best quote I ever heard any pro say came from the fingers of Daniel: "You don't have to push if the donkey is pulling."I've read prolly 30 damn books, that one phrase will pay for them all. Link to post Share on other sites
elnino 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 my actions don't have to make sense,i am a boorish american! Link to post Share on other sites
Vatche 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 The best quote I ever heard any pro say came from the fingers of Daniel: "You don't have to push if the donkey is pulling."I've read prolly 30 damn books, that one phrase will pay for them all.i think layne flack came up with that one. Link to post Share on other sites
FourFlusher 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I dunno, I just read it on Daniels blog one day...it stood out like a sore thumb, and I use it every day. Link to post Share on other sites
WallstreetMSU 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 1 Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I dunno, I just read it on Daniels blog one day...it stood out like a sore thumb, and I use it every day.good onei also like"in order to live, you must be willing to die" or something like that Link to post Share on other sites
Reble2 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 some random guy at the sahara tournament after getting busted out. "Hey does anyone know the, its not dec. 25, oh its DONKEY CHRISTMAS" - i rofled for an hour Link to post Share on other sites
primetime 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Author Share Posted October 6, 2006 if anyone wants to guess the person who wrote my original post.....it may suprise most and to those who read it like me....i was like WTF..him in porn? Link to post Share on other sites
Canary3 1 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "I have a better chance of winning this tournament with a short stack than i do a big stack" Mike Matusow said this after saying things like ...wow only 25 million chips to go in the 2004 main event. Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie Gold' 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "If I'm playing, I'm winning!"-Jamie Gold Link to post Share on other sites
RichieValenz 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 Mike Matusow: it not money anywaysMike Matusow: its computer numbers Link to post Share on other sites
DaBruins 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 if anyone wants to guess the person who wrote my original post.....it may suprise most and to those who read it like me....i was like WTF..him in porn?Steve Z?"blah blah blah blah ex-wife blah blah" - Norman Chad Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 my actions don't have to make sense,i am a boorish american!see this is funny Link to post Share on other sites
Dratj 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "You can't even spell POKER." Phil Hellmuth.from TV but it's still funny. Link to post Share on other sites
no not baxter 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 if anyone wants to guess the person who wrote my original post.....it may suprise most and to those who read it like me....i was like WTF..him in porn?Screech? Link to post Share on other sites
Dogpatch 2 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Ya can't play for napkins." -Daniel ribbing Matusow. "If it weren't for luck, I'd win every poker tournament." I'm not even going to put a name on that one. Link to post Share on other sites
ripptyde 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 good onei also like"in order to live, you must be willing to die" or something like that Link to post Share on other sites
grindertime 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Wayne Brady makes Bryant Gumbell look like Malcom X" Link to post Share on other sites
qyayqi 11 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 was watching a british tourney, the one with tables of 6 squaring off. gus hanson had won a few pots after getting all in with the worst hand. as they discussed it at the table, gus said, "i like taking it from behind." i'm immature. i laughed. Link to post Share on other sites
WallstreetMSU 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 he probably got hit from behind by that bus. Link to post Share on other sites
coesillian 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 "Do or do not, there is no try" -Old Jedi Master Link to post Share on other sites
MychCumstien 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 ok, this was on TV.Gus Hansen against the Magician on the WPT. The magician pushes all in with 77 (I think it was 77, either 77 or 66, been awhile since I saw it). Anyway, the memorable part, Hansen proceeds to say " I can't fold, I have 9 high". Everyone looks at him funny, Vince and Mike comment, thinking he meant to say he can't "call" with 9 high. Then he say's it again, "I can't fold, I have 9 hight". He calls with 2 overs (9 high), and hits, busting the Magician. Funniest thing I've heard from a Pro. Link to post Share on other sites
A_Bullets_A 0 Posted October 6, 2006 Share Posted October 6, 2006 I like something I heard Doyle Brunson say on TV when he was talking about the chances a pro has in a big tournament. He used a good example. He said, "Winning a big tournament now is like winning the lottery. The pros have a lot more tickets than the amateurs, but we still have to be lucky to win the lottery." It was something like that anyways. I thought it was a perfect explanation for the big tournaments now. Link to post Share on other sites
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