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Avocado and sardines. Hmmm. I like both but would have never thought to blend the two. Might have to try that.

 

Kind of a last minute deal but I'm headed to Chicago the 1st of September for a few days. Work related of course but we're staying downtown again. Looking forward to checking out more of the city.

 

The toast is critical, then the whole sardine, with the perfect avocado on top. Maybe some arugula, too? I'll have some more and let you know.

 

Where are you staying? My (Chicago) lesbian just texted me confirming my address. Adler Planetarium here I come!

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Tilt, can we have a real moment here?

 

I think I might need a special "sincere moment on the internet" font. Or your liking my dinner photo was double level sarcasm? Please advise.

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I'm going to Adler tomorrow. Hopefully I'll see some lesbian weddings.

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Tilt, can we have a real moment here?

 

I think I might need a special "sincere moment on the internet" font. Or your liking my dinner photo was double level sarcasm? Please advise.

 

I would never be anything less than sincere with food likes. I told you before that i am jealous of all of your restaurant posts.

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Oh, I'm staying at the Hilton Palmer house on East Monroe. I know nothing about it but we all complained about the place they put us last time so at least it's not there.

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Sorry SA, lots of fish in the sea and all of that.

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Oh, I'm staying at the Hilton Palmer house on East Monroe. I know nothing about it but we all complained about the place they put us last time so at least it's not there.

 

Beautiful lobby! I went to a big ass wedding there, years and years ago... I think there were 22 attendants (on each side).

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22 attendants on both sides? ? I'd have to go by Home Depot and hire a bunch of day workers to come up with that many people to be in my wedding.

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Oh, I'm staying at the Hilton Palmer house on East Monroe. I know nothing about it but we all complained about the place they put us last time so at least it's not there.

 

I'm sure there's sucky rooms, but it's a nice location.

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22 attendants on both sides? ? I'd have to go by Home Depot and hire a bunch of day workers to come up with that many people to be in my wedding.

 

All I'm thinking about is how sucky the friends that didn't make that list felt. I mean, friend #23 definitely thought they were closer.

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Poor SA can't catch a break.

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My take on the fishing/batting analogies: realistically, I'm much a CORSI man than anything. I think shot quality is overrated. Just keep firing it at the goal, eventually someone will see you as a palatable compromise for reasons that you won't understand, and your life will be like the Notebook for a month, until you invent a reason s/he is a ****, rinse, repeat.

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My take on the fishing/batting analogies: realistically, I'm much a CORSI man than anything. I think shot quality is overrated. Just keep firing it at the goal, eventually someone will see you as a palatable compromise for reasons that you won't understand, and your life will be like the Notebook for a month, until you invent a reason s/he is a ****, rinse, repeat.

 

akin to the gene simmons method. he basially asked every woman he met if they were dtf, realizing that 90% would say no but because his ask volume was so high that 10% was enough to keep him waist deep in vajayjay. of course, being in one of the biggest rock bands in the world at the time probably skewed the ratio fairly heavily but even with a worse success:fail ratio I think results should still be satisfactory for average dudes.

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