Essay21 2,385 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm hanging out with my new best friend tonight. Hopefully she hits me with a hey buddy how ya been buddy when I see her so I can say doing good bro how ya hangin? Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Grandpas wake tonight, funeral tomorrow. Going to change my brakes this weekend. Way overdue. Might try to golf with a buddy if we can make it work. Maybe give the apartment a real deep clean. Who knows. Wakes are terrible. Should be outlawed. Get a good round in after you say bye to gramps. Go for the green in two in his honor. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Wakes are terrible. Should be outlawed. Get a good round in after you say bye to gramps. Go for the green in two in his honor. Unless it's a par three. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Maybe call up BC and see if she wants you to birdie her par three. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Maybe call up BC and see if she wants you to birdie her par three. Pretty sure napa already picked up on that hole. Hopefully not because of a foursome who were waiting impatiently to get on the green. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Shake: Have you seen the movie, "Joe"? It's not as good as Mud, but you'll probably like it. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Going to change my brakes this weekend. Way overdue. Might try to golf with a buddy if we can make it work. Maybe give the apartment a real deep clean. Who knows. Didn't you say your brakes were so bad you were scared to drive about 8 months ago? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Yeah, been white knuckle driving since then. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Yeah, the wakes going to suck. The funeral home only has a small "grieving room" and there's a million family members that will be on attendance so can't really hang out in there the whole time. And it's like, what responsibility do I have to be in the receiving line? 30 minutes? 2 hours? Nothing? Just occasionally? Do I have to be there the whole 5 hours? Ugh. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Please be smarter. You can afford to just pay to have them done. Don't die or kill someone with procrastination. It's your brakes. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Its why I'm just gonna be cremated and want no ceremony. If people want to visit a bar and have some drinks and bs, that's great, but otherwise, nothing. Celebrate the life, don't mourn the death. Napa, pay the amount of respects that make you feel good about it and hang out a little, then do what you gotta do. You are the grandkid, don't think you have receiving line duties. Is that even a thing? Support your parent, if they need it. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 That was a joke. I got that fixed then. It ended up just being a hose clamp broke and a vacuum hose came off. This is just my brakes have been squeaking for a week or so now. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Ahhh, well aren't you mr funny? I had a one night stand with this cute chick after a wake She was fun Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Ahhh, well aren't you mr funny? I had a one night stand with this cute chick after a wake She was fun You misspelled "vulnerable" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Funny, but no. She just happened to be at the hotel where it was being held. She had nothing to do with anyone. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I got that fixed then Aaaaa hum. You got it fixed? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,278 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 Well, Brvy's guy told me to look around and see if I could see a hose somewhere. So, I did and I fixed it. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 So brvy's guy hosed you? 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 13, 2014 Share Posted August 13, 2014 I'm hanging out with my new best friend tonight. Hopefully she hits me with a hey buddy how ya been buddy when I see her so I can say doing good bro how ya hangin? Do you two do the fist bump thing or a bro hug when you get together? Jesus. You need someone else picking your women for you. I've got some sort of allergy thing starting in my left eye. It's watering like crazy and hurts a little bit. Same thing happened last year about this same time. Not sure what it was/is but I had the worst eye boogers for a couple of weeks. Hopefully I can get after it quickly so it's not so bad this time around. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 I'm hanging out with my new best friend tonight. Hopefully she hits me with a hey buddy how ya been buddy when I see her so I can say doing good bro how ya hangin? make sure you wingman for her so she can bang a cute guy. godammit. Its why I'm just gonna be cremated and want no ceremony. If people want to visit a bar and have some drinks and bs, that's great, but otherwise, nothing. Celebrate the life, don't mourn the death. Napa, pay the amount of respects that make you feel good about it and hang out a little, then do what you gotta do. You are the grandkid, don't think you have receiving line duties. Is that even a thing? Support your parent, if they need it. lay my corpse on the pool table. when everyone is good and drunk, then put me in a wooden boat, set it on fire and push it out from the shore. think i might have to move to baltimore or some other shit city next to a large body of water. somewhere where public officials are easily bribed to look the other way on minor things like mishandling of human remains. Funny, but no. She just happened to be at the hotel where it was being held. She had nothing to do with anyone. mmmhmmm. and what was her hourly rate? gfe or pse? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Please, I ran game. Which means I was funny, charming and drunk. One of the highlights was licking the nips and her nipple barbell unscrewed and came off in my mouth. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Please, I ran game. Which means I was funny, charming and drunk. One of the highlights was licking the nips and her nipple barbell unscrewed and came off in my mouth. 5lb or 10? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Smaller. The gauge, not her boobs. Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 355 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 Not much funnier than watching random Spanish overdubbed clips of Robin Williams movies on Telemundo. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 14, 2014 Share Posted August 14, 2014 For Frau, but you probably already knew http://m.hitfix.com/...ain, Dick' I didn't know--thank you for the pointer. I have my annual review tomorrow. The organization is having some restructuring, there is a good chance the midget will be reporting to me. Is this too much present? Am I worthy? Link to post Share on other sites
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