Essay21 2,387 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Suited: Have you ever tried a Chipotle Quesarito? No I have not. I don't think I could eat that much at once, plus the original burrito is so magical and perfect I wouldn't want to mess with it. Have you? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Nope, but I'm going to sometime soon. Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 god this is enthralling 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I know man. Brvy is gonna destroy that quearito and then report back to us about how awesome it was. Go brvy! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I know man. Brvy is gonna destroy that quearito and then report back to us about how awesome it was. Go brvy! Good thing he has life policy for a whopping million buck! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Called my dentist and let them know I was very frustrated with this. They said they'd look into the insurance to see if they could get then to cover it. Get your lawyering pants on, Essay. You might be getting the call up. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Good thing he has life policy for a whopping million buck! Considering your situation (living in CA), you should probably have 2-3. Term life is cheap. Do it, Guap. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,235 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 god this is enthralling Well, you have the most going on and create the least content. SO SUCK IT 2 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 You think I don't? ol/dr 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 god this is enthralling Hey, I meant to ask you. Were you recently arrested in Maine? Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 You think I don't? ol/dr I assumed you were smart enough to already have it, but your comment was weird; so I thought there was a chance. You'll be happy to hear that you're back on my "smart guy" list. That's bad news for everyone else though, because someones getting bumped. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 SO SUCK IT You think I don't? Link to post Share on other sites
iZuma 766 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 what do I have going on? all I do is search for jobs and have sex with my 23 year old girlfriend. oh, did you mean that? and yes brv. I was arrested in maine during a southern pride/gay rights march. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 Dammit shake give is what we want, those deets on the job search. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 I didn't realize she was so old. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,387 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 You're en fuego today buddy. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,767 Posted August 20, 2014 Share Posted August 20, 2014 and yes brv. I was arrested in maine Hey, this reminds me: I know you're not on FB much anymore, but your cover photo is awesome. It totally reminds me of some "new stuff" (since like 2006 or so) my uncle is experimenting with artistically. He's the dean of the art department in a southern college, and he's been transitioning to digital art from painting recently. I'm pretty sure you'd like some of his stuff. http://www.davidrand...ods_Prints.html I'm specifically thinking about this one: Link to post Share on other sites
AmScray 354 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I can get a 'sexy maid' to clean my house naked for $150 and give me a handie when she's done for an extra $50. . 3 times a week, that's only $7200 a year. Seems like a better deal than insuring the life of a housewife when the liability column contains half your shit. How do you even calculate your ev on a life insurance payoff for a wife? Hourly units of future whores? Not even one taker for "7200 a year"? Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,733 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 i'm not paying for a handy. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,959 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Not even one taker for "7200 a year"? I said I wanted to hire her. Not only for the nakedness but also because she obviously doesn't audit her pay cheques. But mostly for the nakedness. Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 I don't carry dental insurance Me either! I don't carry it because I'm a fusspot. I work at a small organization, and the insurance is crap. I am very picky about my dentist, and the dentist I wanted to see wasn't in the plan. There is a hazy chance I'll get a major work promotion in roughly six months--I sure hope so because I had a weird profound pain last week just chewing a piece of gum. Naplatonic, I'll need you to take this thread's bad dental luck. I've got other things I want to buy. I can get a 'sexy maid' to clean my house naked for $150 and give me a handie when she's done for an extra $50. . 3 times a week, that's only $7200 a year. Seems like a better deal than insuring the life of a housewife when the liability column contains half your shit. How do you even calculate your ev on a life insurance payoff for a wife? Hourly units of future whores? This calculation is missing the cans of Bon Ami. Hey, I meant to ask you. Were you recently arrested in Maine? I was in a meeting today and we discussed Maine in some detail. We decided Maine is the East coast cousin of Alaska in the beautiful scenery with a large amount of scary ass hill people per capita. ART Speaking of wanting to buy things, I emailed an old friend about buying a piece of her work. She's my only friend who's still doing it--being a fine artist is her primary employment. She's had significant commissions, grants, fellowships, and is a painter. I told her I'd spend between $2-3K, and don't want anything larger than 5x5. I've never purchased significant original work and I'm very, very excited about all of this. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 972 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 That actually sounds pretty cool. One of these days I would like to commission a piece of art that isn't a business logo. Something totally original. Frau, if you aren't busy essay and I are working on a new movie in General Poker. I think you may have some value you can add to our script. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Napa, How much is too much for clothes? I've got that fancy wedding coming up, and I want something new. I can rationalize part of it--my work does require me to get dressed up. Keep in mind I'll probably want/need to get new shoes, too. Hank, are you going to NIN? Did you go already? I'm going on Monday... And here's my Pakistani lunch from today. It's down the street from a mosque, and keeps hallal. Each plate was $12 and included the naan. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,824 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 yeah, i went to the tour kickoff in vegas on the 7/19. didn't pull the trigger on going again in a different city. i decided a large factor in how much i enjoyed the show revolved around having a really good seat in a smaller venue. Link to post Share on other sites
Napa Lite 3,280 Posted August 21, 2014 Share Posted August 21, 2014 Fräulein, I guess I'll take the bad dental luck. Just chew on the other side of your mouth or something. As for clothes...the easy answer is "it depends". I have no idea what women's clothes cost because I feel like I'll have girl friends that will talk about how "like omg this dress was 93% off and cost me $3.40". So, $60? Oh, right, shoes, too. $100. Tops. I spent around $800 for a wedding outfit last fall, but that was shoes, suit, shirt, tie. And I've gotten a lot more use out of it than just that wedding. So, final answer...$1,050? Or how about 1/2 of your monthy income after any recurring expenses (rent, cell phone, cable, etc). Whichevers greater. Is that close enough to what you want the answer to be? I'm going to need final approval before any purchases though. Or you could just tell me after what you bought. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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