Essay21 2,385 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I'm all boned up over here for sure. I was trying to come up with a joke about how clearly Strat would find this girl useless if she couldn't handle such a small bottle but I didn't get very far. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Strangely? What is the guy doing? Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Although I've watched that gif about a hundred times, I had to go back and watch again to answer Ocho's question. I believe he is catching a small box of chocolates. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 alright, so I'm getting her number tomorrow, just a matter of how to get the message across that it's not a work-related thing. I could just say something like "ever had a guy get your number that way before?" as my first text Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 My only thought is that with that man's height, hairline and vision, he should not be legally allowed that close to a female with a functional reproductive system. Let's just hope there is something terribly wrong with hers. Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 alright, so I'm getting her number tomorrow, just a matter of how to get the message across that it's not a work-related thing. I could just say something like "ever had a guy get your number that way before?" as my first text How about, "So when you gonna turn me loose on that pussy, girl?" 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 alright, so I'm getting her number tomorrow, just a matter of how to get the message across that it's not a work-related thing. I could just say something like "ever had a guy get your number that way before?" as my first text But I like the direction this is trending. Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Caption Contest! Go! That tasted more like wine than I was expecting! Someone should have fed the winemaker more bananas and pineapple! Fucking Soviet Method Shit! Who put the Mentos in here? Stop talking when I'm drinking, Tilty! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 I liked the bananas and pineapple one the most. And I'm glad you quoted it, so I can watch it some more without going back a page. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 the box of chocolates detail is really interesting tho Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 As the best man finished his toast, Bill realized his sex life had taken a turn for the worst. Also, Link to post Share on other sites
Cha! Cha! 628 Posted September 4, 2013 Share Posted September 4, 2013 Huh. Not sure I wanted to see that. Is it better with sound? Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Huh. Not sure I wanted to see that. Is it better with sound? It depends on how much you like poorly sung melodies of songs whose original version you would turn off if it came up on Spotify. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 ruined it Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 It has eight likes. One more and he's tied for the record! Tied then because I enjoyed the hell out of that. And liked it. Welp, didn't get fired. Just some manager evaluation stuff. For a woman I really like my boss but she's really into the touchy-feely HR crap sometimes. And, I think Frau is far to whitty and intelligent for this thread. Especially coupled with the whole being a girl thing. If she posted daily she'd lock the #1 position on cha cha's rankings dictatorship I bet. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 so i'm officially the best poster in forum history now. nice. edit: 2 Link to post Share on other sites
David_Sklansky 1,903 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 so i'm officially the best poster in forum history now. nice. But image Pistol Pete's PPG had there been a 3-point line when he started college. 3 Link to post Share on other sites
frautotenkinder 1,025 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Yeah hanky, what's your wife's rate for an hour of unpacking? All the credit to Frau on that one. She put the ball on the tee. You're welcome. I feel like you've set up some ball/tee/teste joke, but I'll let you finish your own lob. Welp, didn't get fired. Just some manager evaluation stuff. For a woman I really like my boss but she's really into the touchy-feely HR crap sometimes. And, I think Frau is far to whitty and intelligent for this thread. Especially coupled with the whole being a girl thing. If she posted daily she'd lock the #1 position on cha cha's rankings dictatorship I bet. Cha! Cha! are you listening? Not much today outside of workplace misery. On the upside, I bought a couple of Fuji apples, and a mango. On the slightly weird side, yesterday I walked home from work. When you're female, and walk by yourself, you get a lot of comments. Not loud, but a constant weirdo stream. Yesterday, included with the usual meth head approval, three cops (separately) all made a point to wave to me. It was enough for me to wonder if I had fallen in an alternate universe where I was really an adorable 7 year old, holding a red balloon. Today, as I walked in the late afternoon near a public space, an odd little man (not a midget ) was running in circles and changed his orbit to get closer and closer to me. He was only wearing shorts and had a lot of chest and back hair. A Santa Monica Hobbit, maybe? This mango better be good. 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 You must be some piece o ass, a dime. Or a wacko magnet Or dress like hank's wife 1 Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 le ballon rouge reference. hot dayum. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Ronny, hows the boss relationship going? You still getting your ass chewed or did you step up your game to get them off your ass? I like Fugi's. And Gala's. And Honey Crisp. And I was thinking venice but santa monica would just cause him to expand his orbit a little I suppose. Back hair is gross. On guys too. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 Work sucks. Standard. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 my boss and another coworker (both mid-30s black women) are both pretty much wing-manning like crazy. today, the coworker walked up and said, "yeah he was talking about how much he missed you when you were working from home yesterday" as we were sitting at her desk. makes me wonder if us dating might not even be against the rules. anyway, like I said before, these two women were trying to set me up with late-30s single mother, so this is a definite step up. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 My useless .02 on Strats happenings. Don't try to be so cute. Just see if she wants to grab a drink after work. If she does, get her number and meet her there. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 5, 2013 Share Posted September 5, 2013 this reminded me of ronny Link to post Share on other sites
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