ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 I couldn't be more of a loser.I hope this doesn't mean that things are going poorly. you better get your shit together bro and get this girl the awkward loving she needs. Link to post Share on other sites
Roll the Bones 74 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 MIddle aged obnoxious Ginger on the lot looking at a "cute" little Mini Cooper conv. Husband hasn't said a word and has that dead look in his eyes like he wants to be golfing, or sitting at a bar drunk staring at boobs. I can tell he is seeing his life flash before his eyes wondering where it all went wrong. I want to pat him on the ass and tell him there is always porn when the wife is sleeping or something. Poor guy. Maybe I should just shoot him, it seems to be going around these days. Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 I think I am lapsing back into that phase where I just don't want to do anything but sit around being angry. I definitely unintentionally fasted for 24 hours yesterday. Stuck watching the shop for my parents, first customer just rips into me for not knowing something. I haven't been here in months. **** I am an unhappy person.Makeshift light at the end of the tunnel: some low paying government job I don't even want. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 randy you should bang the ginger.ie you should have banged the customer. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 I think I am lapsing back into that phase where I just don't want to do anything but sit around being angry. I definitely unintentionally fasted for 24 hours yesterday. Stuck watching the shop for my parents, first customer just rips into me for not knowing something. I haven't been here in months. **** I am an unhappy person.Makeshift light at the end of the tunnel: some low paying government job I don't even want.It's the lack of sex strat. Though you probably already knew that. Look how much happier shake is after getting some 2 weekends in a row. Ron's always happy. Why? Because he's always talking about the sex he had, or wants to have. Essay is calling himself a loser because of sex...or lack thereof. Wang is in jail (?) because of sex. Ultimately, it all comes back to sex really. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 yeah strat just go have some sexmy god I'm tired. didn't get much sleep last night (because of the sex!), didn't get a nap today (because I watched crazy, stupid, love!), and just drank 4 beers while mowing grass. I am wooooorn out bro.question: does it make me gay that crazy stupid love is like my favorite movie right now? that's kinda gay right? Link to post Share on other sites
Speedziphone 12 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 Only kinda, it's a good movie.I rear ended a college chick at the bachelor party last night. By a college chick I mean her car and by at I mean on the way to. So, you know, I'm on the loser list this weekend too. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 18, 2012 Share Posted August 18, 2012 was she all pissed or was she like "whatevs new car thanks dude!"?also, did the bachelor party continue as planned? Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 <p> <br />question: does it make me gay that crazy stupid love is like my favorite movie right now? that's kinda gay right?<br />I know what your secret santa present is going to be: 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Perfect. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I think I am lapsing back into that phase where I just don't want to do anything but sit around being angry. I definitely unintentionally fasted for 24 hours yesterday. Stuck watching the shop for my parents, first customer just rips into me for not knowing something. I haven't been here in months. **** I am an unhappy person.Makeshift light at the end of the tunnel: some low paying government job I don't even want.This is actually what I was picking up on. Seriously. Try to do one thing that makes you happy tomorrow. If you can blow money on a dime, blow some on you. question: does it make me gay that crazy stupid love is like my favorite movie right now? that's kinda gay right?Not even a little. Watched it like 7 days straight. Gosling=FantasticHad a blast tonight. This place Frank & Steins was great. Waitress was a hotter Eliza Dushku. Mellow Mushroom was fun. Abused our waitress, in a fun way. She was game. Fun girl. Tipped over 30% Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Only kinda, it's a good movie. Not even a little. Watched it like 7 days straight. Gosling=Fantasticwell I just finished "he's just not that into you." how bout now? I actually liked it. jesus I need a girlfriend I think. having sex with a girl I don't really like isn't quite cutting it. but yeah, I mean ryan gosling is pretty much the coolest dude every right? think of another dude on earth you'd rather trade lives with. think. can't do it can you. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Shake I wish you were here. I'm by far the best dressed and I need someone else on my level to sit with. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 never heard of those movies or names mentioned above. Must be straight as a string. I do love me some mex though. Seriously... he scares me. If I ever was to meet up with the guy one or both of us would end up in the cross bar hotel. No doubts at all....Speaking of the slammer... yesterday was interestingAs usual I cant give any details at the moment LOL! but Ive been screwed with by three people for several months now. Cant get my sense of humor I guess. Anyhoo, my plan is to convince them that Im completely insane and can snap at any moment. Yeah, waaaay to easy but Im sure it will work. Keep them guessing. Thats the key. YepI plan to document all this for not only the entertainment value but as a get out of jail free card so to speak. Although I have witnesses on the ground I have very little faith that their testomony will hold up at chuckecheese little alone a court of law....Speaking in tongues, I stumbkled on a new red beer recipe tonight.... bud light, spicy veight, squeezed lime, and a dash or five of hot sauce. Olives to garnish and munch on. good stuff manardIn other news I think I may have biought the property next door a few hours ago. Shook hands for sure. Now I just have to figure out the dollar amount that was agreed upon. All I know for sure is the wife gave me on of those looks. Dont know if it meant I can believe you got it for that price or I can believe you got it for that price. Who knowsOff to the tit bar 1 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Hmmmm.... Trade with Gosling or trade with Beans.... Tough call. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I definitely unintentionally fasted for 24 hours yesterday.I can say without question that this has not and never will happen to me. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Beansey would get me locked up and drive on to the next bar giggling Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Shake I wish you were here. I'm by far the best dressed and I need someone else on my level to sit with.yeah it's crazy how most other fools just don't know how to floss.sure hope you got laid.Off to the tit barof all the things in this post that I enjoyed, I think this was my favorite one. not the tittie bar, but just the plain ole tit bar. Link to post Share on other sites
Sickinfo2 291 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 not the tittie bar, but just the plain ole tit bar.Ever since Florance filed a complaint the owners have asked us to use that "politically correct" name for the joint...Old bag has to get a mastectomy and all the dancers have to suffer for it Link to post Share on other sites
iBeaver 409 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 1. Shake2. DJ3. Ronny Mex4. Nappy D5. Jubi6. Stratso7. runzo8. guapy 9. runzo10. beans11. vb12. theraflu13. speedz14. wang15. turd16. randy17. quack18. sbriand19. chrozzo20. tiltin21. brvySo happy to be above them. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 hey he's got rtm 7th and 9th. WHAT AN IDIOT Link to post Share on other sites
InternetExplorer 2,609 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 I can say without question that this has not and never will happen to me.When you spend all your time hungry for like 3 months, it's surprisingly easy to skip 2 meals without noticing. Usually not 3 though. Hey shake, new four tet. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 In other news I think I may have biought the property next door a few hours ago. Shook hands for sure. Now I just have to figure out the dollar amount that was agreed upon. All I know for sure is the wife gave me on of those looks. Dont know if it meant I can believe you got it for that price or I can believe you got it for that price. Who knowsOff to the tit barhaha Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Hey shake, new four tet.? Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted August 19, 2012 Share Posted August 19, 2012 Hey shake, new four tet.good timing. I was just getting tired of, well, everything on my playlist. I wish more people would make more good music more often. lazy assholes.brvheart: you stupid. Link to post Share on other sites
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