I Called In Sick Today

[Sickinfo2 291]

and beans, could you save the scraps you pick up from this bathroom job so I can have them to improve mine? that would be great.

You bet. Nevermind the cockroaches... they will be in there as packing peanutsWell, Ive threatened everyone within a ten mile radius and got one volunteer to assist. He will more than likely leave when we roll in sight of the place. I need to hunt up a blindfoldIll document the saga on twit. Speak up if you see something useful

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

I already have a suit. I didn't say anything about coins...? you must have me confused with someone else.multiple dealers and some 'regulars' kept making jokes/comments about banging the cocktail waitresses (amongst the table, not to them directly). mostly 'lol you wish you could bang her.' I'm just sitting there thinking, this is your go-to material? these fucking monkeys, talking about their weekly home game schedule at the table. at first I thought they were students, because of how fucking stupid they are, but then I realized they're career micro limit poker players. "just trying to pay the rent, man."jesus fuck do I hate casino poker culture, but I really don't think playing NL cash with headphones is a good idea. why anyone plays 2/4lhe with live poker rake being what it is is totally beyond me.I did get culvers before I left, though. ohhhhhh god is culvers good.

were you at the hollywood last night? my buddy and I went up there to check it out. poker room was uber crowded and the place was pretty small, but it was nice and new thats for sure.

a suit? A suit? SUITED, SLAP THIS MOTHAFUCKA FOR ME YO.so anyways, enough about this stamp collecting nonsense, the reason I brought up the suit is that I'm going to pick mine up from the tailor (well, seamstress really) today. pretty nervous to see if it was done properly or not. who knows if these hack yokels know anything about tailoring fine italian (or maybe malaysian, I'm not sure) craftsmanship.

YOU GOT IT HOMIE. AND GOOD LUCK WIT THAT SUIT, I KNOW LOOKING FRESH TO DEATH AINT EASY.

[CaneBrain 95]

Revenge, Top Chef, The Voice, Smash, Royal Pains, Suits, Fairly Legal, Burn Notice, The Lying Game, Boardwalk Empire, Californication, Persons Of Interest, The Daily Show, The Soup, Dan Lebatard is HQ, PTI (fading fast on that one) Castle, House, Parenthood, House of Lies, Shameless, Modern Family, Community, 30 Rock, Happy Endings, Once Upon a Time, the Biggest Loser, Tosh,Real Time with Bill Maher, New Girll (Schmidt might be my new favorite tv character) Glee (fading) Rizzoli and Isles, Luck, Anything Bobby Flay, Suburgatory, Hung, Alcatraz, Whitney (pretty awful), SNL, Mad MenThat's all I can remember right now.

So you watch every USA show except the two best USA shows (Psych and White Collar)? That's WEIRD.

[ShakeZuma 585]

TIME FOR BUSINESS

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

just in case you were wondering. in no order:mad men, boardwalk empire, game of thrones, curb, 30 rock, parks and rec, sunny, the league, justified, luck, walking dead, psych, eastbound and down, workaholics, DLHQ.i guess that's it. or at least all i can think of.

[Napa Lite 3,278]

Parks & Rec, the office, 30 rock, community?, archer, iasip, weeds, game of thrones, Spartacus, house, top gear, mad men, walking dead, the daily showAlso those are in no order. Just wanted it clear I don't think the office is #2.

[Sickinfo2 291]

Out of all those shows Ive watched weeds...Im expecting mex to stop posting now....somehow I suspect myself as the annoying poster he briefed the audience aboutAnyhoo.... fill me in on this new KC casino. Last I visited they only had the Isle, Harrahs, the train station one, and maybe another that alcohol forgot about...Still have the lame buyin cap of three or five hundred bucks?Still have to walk out and re swipe your players card once the max is hit?Still have to buy beers at the table? using cash instead of checks?Still harder than a preachers prick in a calves ass to get comps?If yes to any of the above Im not interested in visiting again, although Ive had some miraculous luck at Hollywood Tunica and Shreveport in the past....Yes, Im procrastinating about the project. Already went over there once and pulled a toilet that originated on the Mayflower. The bolts appeared to be hand forged by a blacksmithFour beers per hour is what I have scheduled.... perhaps five

[speedz99 145]

Fuck that.Would you rather have a one night stand with a hot celebrity or a threesome with two equally hot unknowns?

I probably couldn't handle two at once. Celebrity it is.

Ricky G's Out of England 2 was one of the funniest things I've watched in ages.

In Talking Funny, which you should all see if you haven't already, they seem to be giving Ricky shit for not being a "real" comedian. Or at least not a real standup comic. Maybe it's not true?

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

So you watch every USA show except the two best USA shows (Psych and White Collar)? That's WEIRD.

Too late to jump in. Clearly my docket is full. Next time I'm off from work for 6 weeks, I'll start from ep 1 on both.

TIME FOR BUSINESS

Insert Flight of the Conchords it's bidness time video

Im expecting mex to stop posting now....somehow I suspect myself as the annoying poster he briefed the audience aboutThe bolts appeared to be hand forged by a blacksmithFour beers per hour is what I have scheduled.... perhaps five

Oh please, you know better. Hell, I'm still waiting for you to tell me all about my car and how to make it faster, cheaplyEnjoyed the 2nd line very muchSeems like a solid working pace. Social pace, I gotta think I do 6-8 per hour. Just got a 12 of Bud Light Platinum. Never really been a Bud guy for long days of beer drinking, always did Miller Light. This new beer says its a light beer but has 6% alcohol. A 12 of that will equal about 20 Miller Lighs. We shall see

[Roll the Bones 74]

We watched Smash last night. I hate the plot and all the broadway singing, but I'd stuff Katherine McPhee and the old lady knows it. Deb was a huge Deborah Messing fan and loved that show she was in with all the gay guys, so I told her I thought she'd want to watch it. She wasn't buying it.

[Roll the Bones 74]

Sorry about the lateness of this. Hopefully I will have time to get it all down before my replacement comes back and I have to go back to training. So Wednesday afternoon this gentleman shows up at my office and tells me that he is the power of attorney for the my serial killer. He is also his I guess, health advocate. Seems serial killer has some mental issues. Bi Polar, dangerous to himself and sometimes others, has been committed a few times in his life, most recently 6 months ago. Well that I guess sheds some light on how creepy I found him to be. He states that he had dinner with SK on Friday evening and no one has seen or heard from him since. He hasn't shown up to his job, won't answer his phone, and he just buzzed him and got no response. So I knew where this was going. He wanted me to give him access to the apartment to check on him. I had no idea if anything this guy is telling me was true. He said he could get paperwork but it would take a couple hours to drive home and get it. All this talk about him being dangerous just bothered me. I felt like Murtaw in Lethal Weapon. I told the guy I have 2 days left and I don't want to get into a dangerous situation by opening this guys apartment for you since you claim he is dangerous. He begged and pleaded and asked if we could at least enter the building and pound on the door. Fine. Gah.So the minute we entered the building it was obvious the outcome. How these not picky pieces of shit in that building never once called us about the horrid smell is beyond me. The crazy lady next door who complained about people taking showers never once felt the need to call and say "hey, it smells like a dead person in our apartment building?" Some tenant had piled his 5 newspapers at the foot of this apartment door. Hello! He hasn't picked up his papers in 5 days, his car is sitting right outside and IT SMELLS LIKE DEATH IN THE BUILDING, didn't tip anyone off to maybe give someone a call? It still irks me. So we make a game of it I guess and pound on the door as if we had any reason to believe he would come sauntering down the hall and open it and say, Hey guys! We opened the door and found him collapsed on his bed. Bloated, skin was all a odd black/blue color, and well, it still smelled. So I called 911 and got police out. We both had to go through questioning since we entered the apartment and were the ones who found him. ME stated that it looks like he died middle of the night Saturday morning. Suicide or heart. I doubt I will ever find out which. If murder than crap, my name is all over the report. Ha!Spent a couple hours in my office with the advocate guy. Guess he has always been off and when he doesn't take his medicine he can get easily angry. I talked to him pretty much about all the incidents that I had with him and he said that was common for him when he wasn't medicated right. A few of the things he said were outright lies like when SK told me that he knew the priest that lived in the apartment before him and used to pray with him. Guess that was not even close to the truth. Kinda sad though. I know these people make for entertaining stories from time to time and his story is by far my favorite one to tell when people want to know what my job is like, but it is unfortunate that he was sick and that he did die. At least now his story will live on, as the serial killer who wanted to anal rape me before killing me. Too soon?Eeeya possibly. Oh well.

Oh well, out with the old....And to be honest, this will provide an opportunity for us to hear all kinds of new stories about things like potty training kids on American toilets and such. Before we know it you'll be telling us stories about how it's really true that asians are fearless at poker and how his teacher is an idiot for not understanding why he keeps yelling out ALL-IN! during math class.

[strategy 4]

were you at the hollywood last night? my buddy and I went up there to check it out. poker room was uber crowded and the place was pretty small, but it was nice and new thats for sure.

yeah, you probably saw the back of my head, off in the corner at one of the 1-3nl tables. was there from 6-9:45, just in time to get culvers before they closed at 10. the wait list on 1-3 hit 45 people at one point, then got stale as fuck and all the tables went shorthanded while they tried to locate people who were still actually waiting.they have an app (bravopokerlive) or something to track the wait list, but it doesn't work on my ipod.TONS of young pokerdouches. I felt like some old conservative asshole, wanted to tell everyone to get a job.

[Quacktastic 106]

So you watch every USA show except the two best USA shows (Psych and White Collar)? That's WEIRD.

Truth, although Burn Notice is a close #3. I have been catching up on Psych with about 8 hrs of re-runs every saturday on ION (whatever the fuck that is).

[Napa Lite 3,278]

I actually like the bud light platinum. Knocked down a sixer before heading out last night. Had a nice little buzz going. Strat has me wanting to go play poker, but I'm in Minneapolis and they only have limit poker, so, no thanks. Bill Murray should be required to play in every golf tournament. P

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

yeah, you probably saw the back of my head, off in the corner at one of the 1-3nl tables. was there from 6-9:45, just in time to get culvers before they closed at 10. the wait list on 1-3 hit 45 people at one point, then got stale as fuck and all the tables went shorthanded while they tried to locate people who were still actually waiting.they have an app (bravopokerlive) or something to track the wait list, but it doesn't work on my ipod.TONS of young pokerdouches. I felt like some old conservative asshole, wanted to tell everyone to get a job.

damn i just missed you. we didnt even get there until 10:15 or so. i fell asleep when i got home from work so that delayed the trip. we were bored and just figured we'd check the place out. they had an interest list for 2/5 plo which left me intrigued, so i may be back some day soon.

[strategy 4]

damn i just missed you. we didnt even get there until 10:15 or so. i fell asleep when i got home from work so that delayed the trip. we were bored and just figured we'd check the place out. they had an interest list for 2/5 plo which left me intrigued, so i may be back some day soon.

well, to be fair, that 2/5 plo interest list had like 8 names on it at 6:00, so you probably saw the same list. my brother said they were spreading 10/25 PLO with a $5k min buy today, so maybe you need to go check that out. I can only wonder what occupancy would look like if they brought back online poker. not too long ago, my brother said he played PLO with some guy at harrahs who won a few mil at some pokerstars event, guess he recognized the name and looked him up.

. tho I don't know where the actual guy came from or what it's all about. chicken eating dance, it's great.

[Sickinfo2 291]

Oh please, you know better. Hell, I'm still waiting for you to tell me all about my car and how to make it faster, cheaplyEnjoyed the 2nd line very muchSeems like a solid working pace. Social pace, I gotta think I do 6-8 per hour. Just got a 12 of Bud Light Platinum. Never really been a Bud guy for long days of beer drinking, always did Miller Light. This new beer says its a light beer but has 6% alcohol. A 12 of that will equal about 20 Miller Lighs. We shall see

Ah, I was just checking to see if you were paying attention...It was the truth... Im back at the shop killing time now but Ill tweet a pic of the bastards when I get there. Biblical stuff for sureI tried seven or eight of those in Vtown last week. Bitter stuff best suited for guzzling fast on a hot day. Like you, I only purchased the stuff due to the six percent placard in the front.... a guy could make millions in a few days marketing piss beer in fancy bottles at eight or nine percent. No repeat customers but damn skippy every drunk in the nation would at least buy one twelve pack. Did I just say damn skippy?I gess so. Hell, once I discovered that treasure under the house I switched to Nevadas from Limes....probably up to eight an hour now for those keeping score at home

[Sickinfo2 291]

And PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD guys quit harping over my questions concerning the new casino....It will take weeks to absorb the intel already provided

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

We watched Smash last night. I hate the plot and all the broadway singing, but I'd stuff Katherine McPhee and the old lady knows it. Deb was a huge Deborah Messing fan and loved that show she was in with all the gay guys, so I told her I thought she'd want to watch it. She wasn't buying it.

If your wife isn't aware that you like to watch and want to hump hot 26 year olds, she's living in a fantasy land. I couldn't deal with a girl that wouldn't let me make smart ass comments about women/people. We're all looking, why hide it. I'm here, aren't I?

Truth, although Burn Notice is a close #3. I have been catching up on Psych with about 8 hrs of re-runs every saturday on ION (whatever the fuck that is).

I forgot Curb, The League. Quit The Office after 4 eps this year.

I actually like the bud light platinum. Knocked down a sixer before heading out last night. Had a nice little buzz going. Strat has me wanting to go play poker, but I'm in Minneapolis and they only have limit poker, so, no thanks.

I would take a nice 4/8 limit game, maybe even 3/6 just for the fix. Oh wait, I live 35 minutes from Daytona where there is real poker. I forget that. I'm a tight ass now with poker. I forget I can actually win. I figure when I go, there goes $400 bucks. Drunk poker always makes me lose. I get up, get drunk, try to bully, people call me with rags, I lose

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Beansey, what's your favorite Sierra Nevada? I enjoyed the Wheat. Red bottle. Sediment at the bottom. Had about 8 kinds. I like my fruity Loast Coast Tangerine Wheat. The banana bread beer by Wells was meh. And you're right, I've ordered certain pale ales, which I hate, merely due to 9% or mole alcohol content

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

There is no traffic in these forums anymore, not even entertainment. Especially not GenPop. What's our backup plan? Facebook? JJJ, Quak, JLL, find me, I'll love you

[ShakeZuma 585]

there's facebook for those of us who aren't ashamed, and the others have twitter. but MAN if this place shut down... game over man, game over.I'm drinking scotch right now. fuck was I thinking.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

[/i]ck was I thinking.

Reminds me of a Pacino line from the Alaska murder movie. In his classic Pacino delivery, he asks his interrogator "FUCK YOU CARE?"

[strategy 4]

I think this place pretty much died after they killed online poker. so those of us that don't give a shit about poker are the only ones left. seems fine, I guess. I don't miss a bunch of the chatter in genOT.

[speedz99 145]

I'm drinking scotch right now. fuck was I thinking.

I'll be on the mimosa and bloody mary train in about an hour, while eating breakfast for dinner. Eggs with pepperjack, bagels, bread pudding, and rosemary sausages. Followed by a not-sober viewing of Tim & Eric's Billion Dollar Movie.A pretty good Saturday night.