I Called In Sick Today

[beans-n-icewater 18]

is grout different than caulk? I'm stupid.

Im sure the damage is already done now, but please dont use caulk....especially latexThe bad news is the amount of mold and mildew that will form, the worse news is the difficulty of removing it in a few months and doing it correctly

I really should have given Beans my account for the next few weeks. I'm semi-disappointed in myself.

I have way too many to manage anyway.... Plus.... see below

Beans, I'm beginning to think you may be a problem drinker.

Nah....My body wont tolerate much abuse at one time. Plus I get bored with things easily...I quit things all the time because of the boredom factor. Smoking was a three or four year thing until I got tired of it, threw them out one day, and never wanted anotherDrinking is the same way.... I switch brands quite a bit and when a new products fails to keep me interested Ill quit until the mood hits me again. Sometimes its a few days, other times its several monthsAnother good reason is my tolerance builds to the point I can drink all day and just have to piss every few minutes to show for itMexi knows what Im talking about.... he sized me up years ago

and I wish somebody had told me that the National Association of Ridiculously Ugly People were having their annual convention at lowes today. jesus christ it was like a family reunion of gargoyles in that place.

You should have been at Renaeahoma today....I definitely dont need to be hanging around any beauty contests, but those poor souls made me look like Brad ClooneyI did size up a couple gals that were above average....I keep telling myself that the cheers they started practicing were for Oklahoma StateLost big time again.... I bet this time only by the horses name.... SuperBrad (minus one hundred...thanks you know who).... Boca-something (Mexi failed me for another Ben).... I cant remember any more, but each and every one of you are responsibleTo add insult to injury, the road turned to solid ice at the state line. I slid thru a red light and drove home sideways most of the way

I went to so many concerts back in the daybut all of those were in the late 80's early 90's. Good timesI think I need to actually visit Oklahoma and attend their Rocklahoma concert. It's gotta be entertaining, music wise, and a train wreck, people watching wise Beansey taking over your account. He'd be exposed the minute someone asked him about sports, considering, well, you know about sports and he...doesn't.

Now tell me you never rock out in a Wal Mart parking lot....As with most things, its an info deal if you ask me. They place one or two good groups in with mediocre fillers each day to get you to stay thru the entire event....Those indians dont have much of a sense of humor.... When one of my ponies got knocked down from an "inquiry" I pulled my little act of standing up and yelling for securityTonto the three hundred pound wrestler that showed up a few seconds later didnt find it amusing at all

[strategy 4]

I know... but I actually got an I Phone today... not just a touch.

I don't know how things are in iowaville, but here in lawrence literally everywhere I go has free wifi. that leaves the iphone with one advantage... the 1mp camera that can't record video.honestly, the next gen iphone better be goddamn amazing. they promised push notification back in SEPTEMBER.

[beans-n-icewater 18]

honestly, the next gen iphone better be goddamn amazing. they promised push notification back in SEPTEMBER.

My Motorola Razor has an alarm clockI like it fine, but I sure wish they would have made an auto disconnect feature when using the speakerphone and closing the lid(Three days ago)"......Ill update your account with the changes, Mr Icewater....anything else I can do for you today?""Nope, thatll do it""Well you have a good day and thank you for using XXXX""You too"(Beans flips phone closed)"That little hide sounded hot""Yeah....she probably takes it in the ass""Her accent sounded Alabama-ish""Not much else to do down there but fuck"(Sound of female throat clearing from phone)"That phone still on Beans?""Damn thing"

[strategy 4]

I remember when razrs were like, the most amazing piece of technology ever. people paid $300+ for those in like 2004. now motorola is f'd in the a. like that saucy minx.

[strategy 4]

for speedzie:http://www2.ljworld.com/news/2009/feb/22/p...deadly-purpose/someone was looking for a free kitten in one of the lawrence groups I read occasionally. their excuse was being cash-strapped.

[GrinderMJ 0]

I think tonight I won my favorite bet of all time. It was only for 5$ so the money has nothing to do with it. I have a few friends visiting the Orlando area for the week, and two of them are winning high stakes tourney regs, the other beats high stakes cash fairly consistently, so they aren't idiots, they're some of the brighter people around for their ages. Anyways, we finish up a rousing game of putt putt, (won 5 way contest for 100 with the lowest score) and since we're in Florida, the putt putt obviously has an alligator pit.I don't know if it's only because I've lived here my whole life so I've seen just thousands of thousands of gators in my time, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge that when alligators are resting that they pretty much remain motionless with their eyes open, just super still. Anyways, so this collection of great poker minds, probably combined have taken over a million dollars out of online poker are all convinced that these are fake gators due to the lack of movement. So one of the geniuses decides to bet me 5 dollars that they are fake. Not only have I been to this particular place multiple times and know they are real, it's pretty much common sense that the place wouldn't have a pit full of fake alligators. It's about this time that two of the gators start to swim around and another starts to move around a little bit on the ground, while a few others just breathe noticeably. Ship the $105 round of putt putt (minus $60 for paying for everybody's golf and -40ish for gas)

[strategy 4]

4 User(s) are reading this topic (2 Guests and 1 Anonymous Users)1 Members: GrinderMJlisten man, the iphone was a really cool piece of technology when it premiered, but there have been some empty promises and glaring shortcomings. absent the touchscreen, there were smartphones with basically the same capabilities in 2005.I'm still probably buying the third gen touch or iphone unless they somehow manage to take a step in the wrong direction.

[strategy 4]

hi my name is grinder

your post had unexpected content

[GrinderMJ 0]

oh my i forgot! edit your post and i will too

[El Guapo 8]

I think it's "what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

No it's, "what reaches around comes around."

[Sal Paradise 57]

Im sure the damage is already done now, but please dont use caulk....especially latexThe bad news is the amount of mold and mildew that will form, the worse news is the difficulty of removing it in a few months and doing it correctly

I just ended up using some caulk I already had. the half isle of shit in tubes that lowes had was a bit too intimidating so I just gave up. I'm probably gonna have to redo it several times I'm sure. my bathroom is not in good condition (surprise!) so I'll do it with grout next time.got me one of those toilet repair kits too. gonna try to do it myself first before I get you to help though. doesn't seem too complicated.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I like Rush, a lot. He gets a bad rap. (don't make me type anymore on this thing)

No, he's pretty much a hate monger that's a pill addict.

and no, my dislike for him has little to do with politics and everything to do with being fat and annoying.

Heyyy

Mexi knows what Im talking about.... he sized me up years agoI definitely dont need to be hanging around any beauty contests, but those poor souls made me look like Brad ClooneyBoca-something (Mexi failed me for another Ben).... I cant remember any more, but each and every one of you are responsibleNow tell me you never rock out in a Wal Mart parking lot....

Yeah, but I'm still figuring out when my next night of drinking will be. Maybe sometime in March I'll get drunk for the second time this year. I need an excuse to go see my little sexy Brazilian bartender and thin hot lesbo at the local sports bar.

I don't know how things are in iowaville, but here in lawrence literally everywhere I go has free wifi. that leaves the iphone with one advantage... the 1mp camera that can't record video.

Well, two advantages. It has a PHONE as well

I think tonight I won my favorite bet of all time. It was only for 5$ so the money has nothing to do with it. I have a few friends visiting the Orlando area for the week, and two of them are winning high stakes tourney regs, the other beats high stakes cash fairly consistently, so they aren't idiots, they're some of the brighter people around for their ages. Anyways, we finish up a rousing game of putt putt, (won 5 way contest for 100 with the lowest score) and since we're in Florida, the putt putt obviously has an alligator pit.I don't know if it's only because I've lived here my whole life so I've seen just thousands of thousands of gators in my time, but I thought it was fairly common knowledge that when alligators are resting that they pretty much remain motionless with their eyes open, just super still. Anyways, so this collection of great poker minds, probably combined have taken over a million dollars out of online poker are all convinced that these are fake gators due to the lack of movement. So one of the geniuses decides to bet me 5 dollars that they are fake. Not only have I been to this particular place multiple times and know they are real, it's pretty much common sense that the place wouldn't have a pit full of fake alligators. It's about this time that two of the gators start to swim around and another starts to move around a little bit on the ground, while a few others just breathe noticeably. Ship the $105 round of putt putt (minus $60 for paying for everybody's golf and -40ish for gas)

first off, just because someone is successful at poker doesn't make them smart. See: Brandon CantuSecondly, your miniature golf place has real alligators? WTF? Congrats on the win. I guess you're not in Tennessee anymore?

[Dawson Leery 12]

I think it's "what's good for the goose is good for the gander."

I believe it's the old switcharoo

I won a sixteen team beer pong tourney tonight complete with bracket and gold spray painted bud light bottle. Pretty much the highlight of my college life. We called ourselves the "Marlboro Men" because we dressed like cowboys (costume required) and because I'm kind of sick with a really bad cough (lung cancer most likely). We defeated "Team Viagra", "The American Dream", "Pajama Party", and then "Fatty Fuckers" in the finals for the win. Bask in my glory.

AND you guys started off as the 16 seed, no small feat.I just walked out to my car to move it (I had parked rather illegally) and see a ticket. I'm not too pissed (I had parked illegally mind you) until I read the ticket:9:05 AM Sunday March 1st: $50 ticket for having expired license platesMy Indiana plates expired 2/28/09 and by 9 AM they had me dinged for a $50 ticket? Cops in Chicago don't have anything better to do than give me a ticket for having license plates expired for 9 hours? The real kicker is I got Illinois plates on Thursday but I left them at the office so I won't get them until tomorrow. Final rant then back to bed: you can't appeal a ticket in Chicago online, you have to mail it in or do it in person. Really?? FUCK

[Dawson Leery 12]

Also: Sal loves the CAULKBOOO-YAH ZING PWNED OHHHSNAP

[Sal Paradise 57]

BOOMSHACKALACKA

[leftygolfer 7]

That place is fucking awesome. I need to get back there again...The weissbier is the best germany has to offer, and you can't go wrong with spaten lager or warsteiner dark.They had a lot more german choices the last time I was there...Have you even been to the country house in claredon hills?

Too many times. Great Burger on Darkie Rye.Stay away from the SE corner of the p-lot. Had an unfortunate experience with a bowl of baked french onion soup and the Muffaletta. The 6 Beefeater martini's before didn't help.

I went to so many concerts back in the day

Rumour has it that AC/DC is playing at Comiskey this summerWrigley gets a couple of caulk smokers in Elton John and Billy Joel this summer too!

My Indiana plates expired 2/28/09 and by 9 AM they had me dinged for a $50 ticket? Cops in Chicago don't have anything better to do than give me a ticket for having license plates expired for 9 hours? The real kicker is I got Illinois plates on Thursday but I left them at the office so I won't get them until tomorrow. Final rant then back to bed: you can't appeal a ticket in Chicago online, you have to mail it in or do it in person. Really?? FUCK

don't blow off paying Chicago parking tickets. I had 3 unpaid and then parked at O'Hare. Came back and my car was boooted. Good times.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Rumour has it that AC/DC is playing at Comiskey this summer

Never been an AC/DC fan. Don't shoot me Beansey

[CindyLou 11]

So one of the geniuses decides to bet me 5 dollars that they are fake. Not only have I been to this particular place multiple times and know they are real, it's pretty much common sense that the place wouldn't have a pit full of fake alligators. It's about this time that two of the gators start to swim around and another starts to move around a little bit on the ground, while a few others just breathe noticeably. Ship the $105 round of putt putt.

That was about two minutes away from being a clip on When Animals Attack. Somebody was jumping in there if they hadn't moved. It's common sense that a putt-putt place has real alligators?

[hank213 1,823]

That was about two minutes away from being a clip on When Animals Attack. Somebody was jumping in there if they hadn't moved. It's common sense that a putt-putt place has real alligators?

obv.I mean what goes together better than kids and live gators?

[beans-n-icewater 18]

my bathroom is not in good condition (surprise!)

Last summer I remodeled a bathroom in a trailer house for an old guy we all know around here..... his toilet actually fell thru the floor and onto the ground. Since he just had open heart surgery, lives on social security, had a junker truck, and lived like a hermit we decided to do and "Extreme Home Shitter Makeover" I sawed out the rotten floor, replaced it, and installed ceramic tile. Put in Kohler fixtures and Delta valves then the wife finished up with new curtains, a mirror, etcIts like a Bellagio suite bathroom inside the building I tore down Friday...Oh, and I gave him a car, too....Move to within thirty miles or so from here and we'll talk about yours

first off, just because someone is successful at poker doesn't make them smart. See: Brandon Cantu

Im guessing that Cantu guy is a plumber?:playinglipswithfingerlikeaguitarface:

My Indiana plates expired 2/28/09 and by 9 AM they had me dinged for a $50 ticket? Cops in Chicago don't have anything better to do than give me a ticket for having license plates expired for 9 hours?

Real criminals cost them money....

Also: Sal loves the CAULKBOOO-YAH ZING PWNED OHHHSNAP

BOOMSHACKALACKA

hahahaha

Rumour has it that AC/DC is playing at Comiskey this summer

Ill verify this and report back

Never been an AC/DC fan. Don't shoot me Beansey

We all cant be successful at poker you know....

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I had to google comiskey, I figured it was a city in Russia or something....Seven deuce is the best starting hand, correct?

[GrinderMJ 0]

That was about two minutes away from being a clip on When Animals Attack. Somebody was jumping in there if they hadn't moved. It's common sense that a putt-putt place has real alligators?

Obviously not, but it's certainly common sense that the large pit full of alligatoresque creatures are much more likely to be alive then super realistic alligator like robots. Also it's a jungle themed putt putt, so I guess that's the explanation for the gators.

[brvheart 1,752]

Btw, I'm supposed to be on IPTV tomorrow answering phones for the telethon, but I don't think I'm going to make it. I have a really bad cough and don't feel like answering phones with it. To summarize, well enough to play a beer pong tourney (this happens like, never), but to sick to answer phones for IPTV.

I'm watching.

I don't know how things are in iowaville, but here in lawrence literally everywhere I go has free wifi. that leaves the iphone with one advantage... the 1mp camera that can't record video.honestly, the next gen iphone better be goddamn amazing. they promised push notification back in SEPTEMBER.

this:

Well, two advantages. It has a PHONE as well

No, he's pretty much a hate monger that's a pill addict.

I must have missed that particular show.

[Sal Paradise 57]

man it's snowing like a motherfucker here. been snowing since like noon and I went to the grocery store at about 3. when I went, the roads were slightly slushy but mainly just wet. as soon as I got home I unpacked my groceries and went out to feed my dog. walking back to the house I looked at the road and the damn thing was covered with snow. now that's some good timing.also, it's supposed to keep snowing till tomorrow and not get above freezing all day. no idea how I'm gonna get to work. this is virginia, we ain't prepared for this shit.

[Randy Reed 0]

Congrats! That tuition is finally paying off!

Too many times. Great Burger on Darkie Rye.Stay away from the SE corner of the p-lot. Had an unfortunate experience with a bowl of baked french onion soup and the Muffaletta. The 6 Beefeater martini's before didn't help.Rumour has it that AC/DC is playing at Comiskey this summerWrigley gets a couple of caulk smokers in Elton John and Billy Joel this summer too! don't blow off paying Chicago parking tickets. I had 3 unpaid and then parked at O'Hare. Came back and my car was boooted. Good times.

Deb and I have tickets in the Nati for this. And looking at Ron's list of concerts I realize how young that kid is, especially not liking AC?DC. He's obviously culturally deprived.

Never been an AC/DC fan. Don't shoot me Beansey

Well, I've already oommented on this so I'll move on.Deb and I went to see a play last night, Frost/Nixon with Stacey Keach. It was pretty good since I remember things like Watergate as it happened when I was a kid. We also went to a great restaurant beforehand, Nicholsons.I had a breaded prawns in a red aioli pepper sauce, Medium rare Ahi Tuna with wasabi and ponzu, a potato cake and micor salad with raspberry vinagrette. Chocolate cheesecake with raspberry for dessert. Awesome.