speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 MOVE TO A WARM CITY YOU PIECE OF SHITThat was a bit unnecessary. Link to post Share on other sites
CindyLou 11 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 That was a bit unnecessary.GET A DOG ALREADY ASSHOLE Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 GET A DOG ALREADY ASSHOLENo, he is getting a tiger or lion or something like that now. His roommates won't let him have a dog. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 No, he is getting a tiger or lion or something like that now. His roommates won't let him have a dog.STOP GOING OUT TO EAT SO MUCH MORON Link to post Share on other sites
El Guapo 8 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 STOP GOING OUT TO EAT SO MUCH MORONI bet this correlates with my fatness. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 GET A DOG ALREADY ASSHOLEI'M TRYING!Here's the next in the long line of dogs that are promised to me but never delivered, for whatever gay reason (such as adoption):No, he is getting a tiger or lion or something like that now. His roommates won't let him have a dog.I'm watching 3 Amigos! right now. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 that's the dog with the ridiculous udders right? free milk for weeks! Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 that's the dog with the ridiculous udders right? free milk for weeks!Unfortunately, she is supposedly back to her pre-puppy body. Body? That's right, right? I keep seeing it and pronouncing it "bow-dy". "Bow" as in the ribbon contraption, not the waist-bend. Yikes. Link to post Share on other sites
renaedawn 1 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Hey Matt,I posted this on facebook but don't know if you saw it.The animal rescue group I work with has 7 10-week-old purebred German Shepherd puppies and 11 3-day-old Springer Spaniels that they need to find homes for.You interested in that at all? Know anyone who might be? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Unfortunately, she is supposedly back to her pre-puppy body. Body? That's right, right? I keep seeing it and pronouncing it "bow-dy". "Bow" as in the ribbon contraption, not the waist-bend. Yikes.I thought my post was creepy, but you somehow managed to raise the bar. nice... job? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Hey Matt,I posted this on facebook but don't know if you saw it.The animal rescue group I work with has 7 10-week-old purebred German Shepherd puppies and 11 3-day-old Springer Spaniels that they need to find homes for.You interested in that at all? Know anyone who might be?I did notice it...sorry, I don't know anyone around here that can help. All of the groups I've worked with take in dogs from situations in which they're in danger of being euthanized. It's actually pretty interesting, one of them only takes dogs from one country in TN. Is that interesting?I thought my post was creepy, but you somehow managed to raise the bar. nice... job?Well, I'm quite high. But I was serious about the pre-puppy thing...sadly, she was taken away from her litter way before it's appropriate to do so (and then promptly tossed on the street), so the milk took a while before drying up and letting the nips shrink down to normal.That was also creepy. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I did notice it...sorry, I don't know anyone around here that can help. All of the groups I've worked with take in dogs from situations in which they're in danger of being euthanized. It's actually pretty interesting, one of them only takes dogs from one country in TN. Is that interesting?Well, I'm quite high. But I was serious about the pre-puppy thing...sadly, she was taken away from her litter way before it's appropriate to do so (and then promptly tossed on the street), so the milk took a while before drying up and letting the nips shrink down to normal.That was also creepy.It would've been really creepy to tell us how chewy they are in relation to human nipples. Link to post Share on other sites
mln_falcon 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 It would've been really creepy to tell us how chewy they are in relation to human nipples.MOVE TO SOME REAL NIPPLES ASSHOLE Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 MOVE TO SOME REAL NIPPLES ASSHOLEDog knows I'm trying but I think my resume needs some work. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 This 'independence day" thread has been a bit thrown...I mean, how do you respond to something like that? It'd be like beating a whiny 6 year old...it may be well deserved, but in the end you're still punching a small child in the face. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 This 'independence day" thread has been a bit thrown...I mean, how do you respond to something like that? It'd be like beating a whiny 6 year old...it may be well deserved, but in the end you're still punching a small child in the face.You visit the "armageddon" thread to pickup some prep tips? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 This 'independence day" thread has been a bit thrown...I mean, how do you respond to something like that? It'd be like beating a whiny 6 year old...it may be well deserved, but in the end you're still punching a small child in the face.funny to think about how many times people have written stories exactly like that since the revolutionary war over so many different topics. seems that there is always someone convinced that the end is very near. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 funny to think about how many times people have written stories exactly like that since the revolutionary war over so many different topics. seems that there is always someone convinced that the end is very near.I'm not convinced but I remain hopeful. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 funny to think about how many times people have written stories exactly like that since the revolutionary war over so many different topics. seems that there is always someone convinced that the end is very near.I'm fine with those stories (even if some are ridiculous), this one just stands out as the most pathetic...possibly due to the blatant racism, twisted morality, and pure stupidity...all of which I suppose go hand in hand. It's just scary that someone would read that and think something along the lines of, "Shit yeah! We don't need no federal government! The UN's a bunch o' pot smokin' hippies! String up the blackies that don't go back to Africa! Fuck those single mothers, make them go beg for their husbands to come back to them! And if anyone disagrees, shoot 'em! 'Cause that's AMERICAN! USA! USA! USA!"Or, you know, something like that. It's not like everything in there is wrong (shockingly, I'm not a fan of frivolous lawsuits), but come on. It's scary. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 shockingly, I'm not a fan of frivolous lawsuitsHell... you're basically a republican then. Welcome! Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 I'm fine with those stories (even if some are ridiculous), this one just stands out as the most pathetic...possibly due to the blatant racism, twisted morality, and pure stupidity...all of which I suppose go hand in hand. It's just scary that someone would read that and think something along the lines of, "Shit yeah! We don't need no federal government! The UN's a bunch o' pot smokin' hippies! String up the blackies that don't go back to Africa! Fuck those single mothers, make them go beg for their husbands to come back to them! And if anyone disagrees, shoot 'em! 'Cause that's AMERICAN! USA! USA! USA!"Or, you know, something like that. It's not like everything in there is wrong (shockingly, I'm not a fan of frivolous lawsuits), but come on. It's scary.I hadn't read the whole thing. I got to anti-gun control part and assumed it was just that brand of tripe. reading through it, I kinda wish I were that childishly stupid. life would be so much simpler. why yes, the bums will be forced to get jobs, even if they have mental illnesses that prevent them from being productive citizens. why yes, the gold standard will fix all of our economic problems and keep the politicians from over-spending, even though it makes zero sense in the global economy. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Just watched Juno for the first time.I can't tell you how disconcerting it is to see JK Simmons in a normal role after watching the first four seasons of OZ recently. I kept expecting him to pull out a shiv and shank someone. Or pull out a shank and shiv someone. whatever. Link to post Share on other sites
silkyjonson 1 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Just watched Juno for the first time.I can't tell you how disconcerting it is to see JK Simmons in a normal role after watching the first four seasons of OZ recently. I kept expecting him to pull out a shiv and shank someone. Or pull out a shank and shiv someone. whatever.I get that exact feeling anytime I see him in a movie. Weird to see him in a roll were he shows warmth.Man I miss OZ, and not just for the overt gayness. Link to post Share on other sites
Lolli 0 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 That's so 90's.You need to get a crossover sport utility that can hold skis as well as kids, and a cool Eddie Bauer coat with a scarf. Oh, and a nerdy hubby.. wait, what?Speaking of men, got any good dating stories to amuse us?Hmmm. I dont ski... or do anything that pertains to freezing my ass off, breaking any bones or rupturing a spleen. I woud like to buy a new (read: used) yukon though. Me likes. Oh.. and my winter coat is Nautica.STOP GOING OUT TO EAT SO MUCH MORONIm almost certain this is an inside joke that Im not privvy to but I laughed heartily at this.I'm fine with those stories (even if some are ridiculous), this one just stands out as the most pathetic...possibly due to the blatant racism, twisted morality, and pure stupidity...all of which I suppose go hand in hand. It's just scary that someone would read that and think something along the lines of, "Shit yeah! We don't need no federal government! The UN's a bunch o' pot smokin' hippies! String up the blackies that don't go back to Africa! Fuck those single mothers, make them go beg for their husbands to come back to them! And if anyone disagrees, shoot 'em! 'Cause that's AMERICAN! USA! USA! USA!"Or, you know, something like that. It's not like everything in there is wrong (shockingly, I'm not a fan of frivolous lawsuits), but come on. It's scary.AHEM.After work tonight me and a few co-workers went to have some beers. We managed to get a few random men to buy us shots (SUCKERS!) and we played Deal or No Deal at the bar. I am now officially 269, 350,000 points away from winning a 42 in tv. All in a days work, I guess. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted February 4, 2009 Share Posted February 4, 2009 Fuck those single mothersyes Link to post Share on other sites
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