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Because they save a ton of money laying off people with high salaries and hiring people at entry level salaries.
thought about that but I think most of the people they are laying off are really low end people and they don't make shit. like less than they could ever hire new people for. believe me, this company doesn't pay much until you get to the really high brackets.
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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Because they save a ton of money laying off people with high salaries and hiring people at entry level salaries.
Basically.Sorry bout your dad Rando. Been through it if you need to talk.
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Ok, let's get something straight. Saying "I'm sorry about your dad" deserves a "Why, did you give him cancer?" Saying "I'm sorry to hear about your dad" is totally different and makes perfect sense.

I demanded to see the doctor who eventually came to the room. We had a little conversation in the hallway in front of about 10 of the staff who's ears were pricked up on sonic mode.I asked him if he would prefer his own father being told that way? Would his wife and kids be proud if they knew? What about the hospital mission statement hanging on the wall that says all people should be treated with respect? I said more but you get the point. Waitresses don't get it this bad.I told him I assumed he wasn't in the profession out of a love for medicine, just doing it to make a buck, which I can appreciate. So I threw the twenty at him and told him to use it to get a conscience. (sp?) Yeah, you're fired.
I'm sorry to hear about your dad. Sounds like a funny old bastard, which isn't surprising. Nice work bitching out doctor douche.
Mine has never been mentioned publicly, but I did get a PM. So I guess I'm better than you.
Erronious! I did mention it in the thread, but said that I'd have to come back later and give a detailed description and pictures. Later just hasn't happened yet.
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well here's something: I see today that the company I used to work for has just started posting new jobs again for the first time since AIG started going through all those troubles several months ago. so I get all excited thinking "hell, they must be doing better now or something." find out when I get home that this same company, just today, laid off 230 people. uh, huh? anybody have any idea why they would start hiring new people on the same day they laid off a ton of people?
Wait, did you get a new job? Or is this a company you worked for a long time ago?
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Wait, did you get a new job? Or is this a company you worked for a long time ago?
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Wait, did you get a new job? Or is this a company you worked for a long time ago?
no, this is the company I left like a year and a half ago to get to the horribleness I'm at now.
hahahahahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahahaha ha ha ha woooooooo
god I'm so gonna shoot you in the face.
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no, this is the company I left like a year and a half ago to get to the horribleness I'm at now.god I'm so gonna shoot you in the face.
don't get any in my eyes this time.
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since you're no longer in the Hollywood area, who is the "when we finish our 'great' script this is the guy we send it to and later sue when he steals our script and puts it out there as if he/she wrote it and makes a bundle of money" guy?also, the wording of your last sentence makes me confident in your copywriting skills
I'm still that guy. I know people who know people.
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I'm still that guy. I know people who know people.
that's good. there's no one else out there I'd rather have to be the guy who tries to screw me over. And, speaking of eyes since people are writing about eyes...actually I'll go with speaking again since that sounds better and I guess reads better if you speak aloud when you read or at least read as if the other person is talking, this heart to heart has brought tears out of my eyes.
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Sorry to hear that RR - went thru it with my Mom. In looking back, the doctors were great about how they handled giving out the news and at the end; I just took it for granted too at the time. Perfect time for the $20.As for Sal - many companies use layoffs to get rid of the deadwood/low performers - saves the managers from having to justify firing somebody when they can just get rid of them as part of a RIF.

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Sorry to hear about your dad Randy, well handled.Congratulations on the un-unemployment SalGot an email this morning saying I'm at risk because I failed some subjects and I have to go have meetings and what not. Should be fun, but it's my fault. Seriously though it should do me good.Also colour me confused cat, ended up making out with that chick again last night, but she wants nothing to come of it, umm, yay?

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Got an email this morning saying I'm at risk because I failed some subjects and I have to go have meetings and what not. Should be fun, but it's my fault. Seriously though it should do me good.
Oh dear. Yesterday I got an email congratulating me on being in the top 20 students in a 493-student class. Jealous? Wanna drink my blood?If you can name the movie I just paraphrased I will write you a letter of recommendation to take along to the meeting.
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Also colour me confused cat, ended up making out with that chick again last night, but she wants nothing to come of it, umm, yay?
Welcome to my world, partner. At least your "relationship" didn't begin to disintegrate when she opened your Secret Santa gift from Specbrad. Let me be perfectly clear: I should have known better, and I really should have just told her she couldn't open it when I picked her up, and I should have responded better, and I should've just made the situation go away. It is definitely my fault, entirely, and in no way is SpecBrad AT ALL responsible for my break-up (<--- not even the right word, because she was only my Special Lady Friend) with Vickie (yeah, motherfuckers, that's her real name).
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Welcome to my world, partner. At least your "relationship" didn't begin to disintegrate when she opened your Secret Santa gift from Specbrad. Let me be perfectly clear: I should have known better, and I really should have just told her she couldn't open it when I picked her up, and I should have responded better, and I should've just made the situation go away. It is definitely my fault, entirely, and in no way is SpecBrad AT ALL responsible for my break-up (<--- not even the right word, because she was only my Special Lady Friend) with Vickie (yeah, motherfuckers, that's her real name).
I wish we had been facebook friends so I could've sacrificed you for a whopper. it would've been so fulfilling. one of my sacrifices was this skanky girl from high school... gives me pleasure to know she'll be notified that I chose the hamburger over her.
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Yeah, sorry I didn't get a chance to post a picture of the gift in here, Brad. I kinda threw the porn (with Vickie and Matthew Lillard crudely pasted on the DVD, and the title: "Matthew Lillard Is: Balls Deep in Maggie!") out the window of my still-moving car. I do, however, have the hat/underwear lying around. I'll get a hold of a digital camera and take a picture if I get a chance.

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