I Called In Sick Today

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

For all the Chicago peoplehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmjua5-kmjo

i liked the pizza joke, but does this guy really make a living doing this?

[El Guapo 8]

Magglio is a cool girl

Please tell me you have called her "Mags" or "Odonez" at some point.EDIT: I guess Canadian Jeff beat me to it in a sense.

[Sal Paradise 57]

sock, shoe? what does that even mean?

[jeff_536 3]

He's so cute. I sit in right field about 5 times a year and always say hey to him. He is nice and has a cute ass. No homo.

you or him?

[Piddle Duck 0]

i liked the pizza joke, but does this guy really make a living doing this?

Yessir. Yup, he does nothing but enter contests and I would guess he wins the vast majority of them. From trips, to cash (the Klondike Bar add got him 100K), he won a Best Western or some hotel chain contest that got him like$10000 worth of hotel stays anywhere in the US, and a bunch of things. Nicest guy you will ever meet as well.

[jeff_536 3]

Please tell me you have called her "Mags" or "Odonez" at some point.EDIT: I guess Canadian Jeff beat me to it in a sense.

I'm pretty sure most just call me Blue, jefe.

[El Guapo 8]

sock, shoe? what does that even mean?

It's an order of events. Something that goes against the grain, almost a conundrum of sorts.

[Tactical Bear 3]

Please tell me you have called her "Mags" or "Odonez" at some point.EDIT: I guess Canadian Jeff beat me to it in a sense.

For some reason, I felt uncomfortable using her real name here, so I always refer to her as Maggie. I later found out her middle name is, indeed, Margaret, so that was weird for me.Once I found that out, however, I did indeed begin calling her "Marge," and then "Maggie," and later "Mags." I have a weird habit of calling people by their name with an "s" at the end a lot of the time, depending on the name. I tend to use casual nicknames a lot. Steve becomes Stevie. Rob becomes Robbie. Nicole becomes Niks. So, yeah, Margaret got turned into Mags within 5 hours. She knows who the real Mags is, thankfully.

[Piddle Duck 0]

sock, shoe? what does that even mean?

Even I understand this one COME ON!

you or him?

him obv

[Tactical Bear 3]

sock, shoe? what does that even mean?

Most people go sock, sock, shoe, shoe when getting dressed. I have decided it would be pretty hardcore to, starting with bare feet, go "right sock right shoe," then moving onto the OTHER bare foot, "left sock left shoe."Hard. Fucking. Core.

[Piddle Duck 0]

Most people go sock, sock, shoe, shoe when getting dressed. I have decided it would be pretty hardcore to, starting with bare feet, go "right sock right shoe," then moving onto the OTHER bare foot, "left sock left shoe."Hard. Fucking. Core.

Wouldn't shoe sock shoe sock be even more hardcore. No one does that.

[jeff_536 3]

Most people go sock, sock, shoe, shoe when getting dressed. I have decided it would be pretty hardcore to, starting with bare feet, go "right sock right shoe," then moving onto the OTHER bare foot, "left sock left shoe."Hard. Fucking. Core.

Rob Reiner as Archie Bunker's son in law used to do that on the show to drive archie mad. When archie asked him why he did that, he said it was so if there was ever a flood he could hop out on one foot.

[El Guapo 8]

Either I missed or forgot the Maggie was as pseudonym. Carry on with the self deprecation, I know speedz appreciates it.

[El Guapo 8]

Wouldn't shoe sock shoe sock be even more hardcore. No one does that.

Bear Grylls does.

[Piddle Duck 0]

Bear Grylls does.

While hanging out at night in the Holiday Inn Express?

[Poppy_Hillis 11]

thanks...now when I'm living vicariously through you, instead of seeing the hot short-haired girl you posted a couple weeks ago, I'm gonna be seeing this:

Wait, there's a picture? What page?

[beans-n-icewater 18]

I'm pretty sure that, for whatever reason, your current Sal sig is my favorite one.

Thank ya, sir....I briefly considered this one, buts its too largeFitting for the theme around here the last few days, I guess

[El Guapo 8]

Thank ya, sir....I briefly considered this one, buts its too largeFitting for the theme around here the last few days, I guess

Is that Walter Matthau on the right?

[beans-n-icewater 18]

Is that Walter Matthau on the right?

Im not sure, but I know for a fact Keith Richards is on the bottom....

[SuitedAces21 2,722]

Is that Walter Matthau on the right?

It most certainly is not.

[Randy Reed 0]

For all the Chicago peoplehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pmjua5-kmjo

I hate it when i'm not allowed to look at the links.

Most people go sock, sock, shoe, shoe when getting dressed. I have decided it would be pretty hardcore to, starting with bare feet, go "right sock right shoe," then moving onto the OTHER bare foot, "left sock left shoe."Hard. Fucking. Core.

Rob Reiner as Archie Bunker's son in law used to do that on the show to drive archie mad. When archie asked him why he did that, he said it was so if there was ever a flood he could hop out on one foot.

beat me to it. meathead.

Thank ya, sir....I briefly considered this one, buts its too largeFitting for the theme around here the last few days, I guess

Damn, that is awesomnicity at it's finest.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Yessir. Yup, he does nothing but enter contests and I would guess he wins the vast majority of them. From trips, to cash (the Klondike Bar add got him 100K), he won a Best Western or some hotel chain contest that got him like$10000 worth of hotel stays anywhere in the US, and a bunch of things. Nicest guy you will ever meet as well.

too bad he's never been on Leno. Loogie wins again!

Wouldn't shoe sock shoe sock be even more hardcore. No one does that.

now that's just crazy talk. where you put your pants, on your head?

[Sal Paradise 57]

Most people go sock, sock, shoe, shoe when getting dressed. I have decided it would be pretty hardcore to, starting with bare feet, go "right sock right shoe," then moving onto the OTHER bare foot, "left sock left shoe."Hard. Fucking. Core.

really? I've been putting on a sock then a shoe, then a sock then a shoe for years. most people don't do this? I guess I really AM better than everybody else.

[dms26 3]

now that's just crazy talk. where you put your pants, on your head?

Who needs pants? Read post #1

[brvheart 1,752]

Yessir. Yup, he does nothing but enter contests and I would guess he wins the vast majority of them. From trips, to cash (the Klondike Bar add got him 100K), he won a Best Western or some hotel chain contest that got him like$10000 worth of hotel stays anywhere in the US, and a bunch of things. Nicest guy you will ever meet as well.

Is this the contest winner that was on Conan or whatever a few weeks ago?

really? I've been putting on a sock then a shoe, then a sock then a shoe for years. most people don't do this? I guess I really AM better than everybody else.

You're joking. right?