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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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cleaning out my closetpro: won a student of the month award in 8th gradecon: it was in may, and a girl and boy get the award for each grade, and you can't get the award more than once per year... you do the math

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damn, it musta been sunday when I talked to Erin. I don't remember much from last Sunday, including leaving the bar. I do remember driving though and getting into a slap fight with the passenger at a light.I'm not proud of me, but you shoulda seen the bruise I left on his armYou mess with the bull, you get the horns.

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I have nothing to add except that the OC is the worst show I have ever seen. They are showing episodes on Much Music and my girlfriend likes the show for some reason which I will never understand. 90% of the actors are horrid and how many times can Ryan get into a fight trying to be a hero?
Hey, come on, you gotta love Ryan. He's the brooding hero.
you have a whole chapter of strat's relatives nearby?
Gold, Jon.
oh sry guy, didn't you hear? she moved in with me.erinae779editzr1.jpgerina1bb8editmg5.jpgerina4905editzk2.jpg
Winnar. You should post more often.
Plans to go to the bars in des moines fell through. Now we're just going to find a party in Ames to drink at.
GG man, you should have came to Toledo, there's lots of partying going on tonight.So I won an av/sig bet with Clint, and since everyone here knows that I'm probably the least funny person in this thread (besides Zimmer,) I need help with some good ideas.
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Yaaaaa Chrinestone Rowboy catching on.
yeah, because I started it. I started everything Remember that. Forget the fact that I didn't post for the first 130 pages or so of this thread. When I did, I took over. I came in, brought the gay, the funny, the nicknames. I brought it all baby. Clint, Chrinstone, numbering the Matts, putting a "sey" at the end of everyone's name.so back off my credit pee wee, this place is all I've got.sadly, I'm sober. Fortunately, I'm kidding.I've played over $400 hands of 50NL and I've won $20 bucks. Hey, I was down $30. Good cards, a few sets, can't get paid. Sucks balls. Better than no cards and having bluffs called. My game needs work, I'm bored, a tad chubby, and I almost got caught under 275lbs on the bench today. tried for 4 reps on my 5th set, I only got three. No spotter, had to put it on the lower pegs. Thank god it didn't choke me out, Dogpatch style. One guy noticed, maybe more, but only he acknowledged. I was irritated at me. Lesson learned.
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Apparently there was a memo that went around saying that everybody in Ames is to go home this weekend. I did not get this memo. None of my friends knew of parties and I obviously didn't know of any parties. We just sat around my friends apartment playing quarters and watching football.Rocket, is it bad that I was secretly hoping Toledo would win so I wouldn't have to try to find a av/sig for you.

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saw some customers all decked out in KU clothes today. when they found out that I attend there, they got all excited and asked me what I thought about the game tonight. apparently they drove over to lawrence to watch it in person. It cracks me up to find out that they made such a big deal out of the game despite the fact that florida international (as espn informs) was on a 15-game losing streak and got smashed by mangino to the tune of 55-3 tonight.Ok, just in case you all fail to see any humor in that, I'll post yet another picture of KU's football coach:mangino.jpgedit - wow, my post just hits like a ton of bricks after all of the erin andrews stuff. she used to do hockey and I miss her because she asked interesting questions. the new guy (yes, GUY) basically begs for the stereotypical player responses.

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You have a job?
my parents needed help with their greenhouse this weekend. It's pretty sad how their workers tend to abandon them on the important weekendstime to listen to part III of the lennon rolling stone interview and go to sleep. night, faggots.
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hi guys, kinda drunk, just want to say hi. ps. that's a great pic of mexico (just kidding buddy, u know i love u, but noy as much as speedz, well, maybe)comma
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ps. i moved a new house a few months ago, and i finally got internet, so i hopr to be on here frequently. luv u.ben

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