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They weren't that good last year either, they just managed to make their way through a shitty conference with good defense and some luck.
Shirley you must be joking.I luv ya Matt, but U are ****ing wrong
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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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except taht I have a bad feeling that lovie will stick with sexy rexy for another game or two. It wasn't just rex though tonight, the WRs are dropping way too many passes which doesn't help any of this at all
Yeah, this could be a bad thing because he will end up looking great against the Lions Tampa Swiss Cheese 2 Defense next Sunday.
Go Cubs
While I am still holding onto hope that the Yankees will go on a terrible 6 game losing streak and the Motown Kitties will win 5 of 6 and get the WC, my second team this upcoming post season will be the Cubs.
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Yeah, this could be a bad thing because he will end up looking great against the Lions Tampa Swiss Cheese 2 Defense next Sunday.
You stole some of Loogie/Wangs stash?
I'm trying to avoid studying for a test...this is all you guys are giving me in entertainment value this morning?
It's slow here in the morning unless Mr. B is tossing in his nuggets of wisdom.
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It's slow here in the morning unless Mr. B is tossing in his nuggets of wisdom.
and when I have to actually work. otherwise, everything that was posted would be HILARIOUS.thats not true, but there would be more worthless idiotic posts to take up your time reading. oh well, sorry.
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It's slow here in the morning unless Mr. B is tossing in his nuggets of wisdom.
See above
thats not true, but there would be more worthless idiotic posts to take up your time reading. oh well, sorry.
COME ON!Actually I do have a nugget of wisdom for you this morning:Two things in life you never pass up are a free meal and guaranteed money. I would say sexing is a third, but I've been in a couple situations where I HAD to:just_say_no.gifJust Say No
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Baby Nicholas is born, all is well. Posted from my (non) i-phone....
Congrats to Ouch. His baby was born on my birthday.EDIT: Shake just called me a total failure. Fucking life tilt. Anyway, Ouch's baby really was born yesterday.
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When you have absolutely no ****ing clue what you're talking about, just keep your mouth shut. If it helps, think about losing $2k in equity in a $20 buyin, the amount of absolute money we're talking about is irrelevent as our bankrolls are clearly not very similar. Thanks for chiming in with your words of wisdom.
Seriously, some of you know him...is he really 5 yrs old?
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Shirley you must be joking.I luv ya Matt, but U are ****ing wrong
I never joke, and don't call me Shirley.Yeah...I'm really not wrong. The Bears offense was and is terrible. They have a great D and managed to pull off some special teams plays when they needed them. There's no way that team makes it to the superbowl last year if their conference isn't complete garbage. Obviously they played well enough to get there, but redo that season 10 times and I bet they don't average out to be the favorite...which is why I consider it partly luck that they made it.I didn't explain that very well, but the point still stands. And I'm sorry I'm saying this about your favorite team, but only one of us here is biased. I'll admit the same thing about the 2001 Patriots...they won the championship (deservedly so), but I wouldn't say they were the best team in the NFL that year.I don't mean that they didn't deserve their success last year...I'm just saying that they aren't very good. Maybe they'll win out the rest of this year and prove me wrong.
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Seriously, some of you know him...is he really 5 yrs old?
That really made my day. I mean, it really did. I love it when Chrinestone gets all fired up. This is going to be amusing. Ding, Ding.
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That really made my day. I mean, it really did. I love it when Chrinestone gets all fired up. This is going to be amusing. Ding, Ding.
Why people suck on his nuts is beyond me. Maybe he doesn't act like a prick in person? I gotta think that. I won't deny that he is good at poker. It's obvious. Though there are much better, but I bet he would spaz someone said that to him in that topic. I love his, well you don't play the limits I do stance. Just proves more what a child he is.
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BK ice is a fine player who I'm sure has made hundreds of thousands of dollars over the past couple years. However, his crying about taking a bad beat for 3rd in a tournament where he sucked out to stay alive with 8 left is annoying and childish.I know it's for a lot of money, and I'm guessing Grinder will come in with some kind words about him. Maybe he just needs to grow up some...

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BK ice is a fine player who I'm sure has made hundreds of thousands of dollars over the past couple years. However, his crying about taking a bad beat for 3rd in a tournament where he sucked out to stay alive with 8 left is annoying and childish.I know it's for a lot of money, and I'm guessing Grinder will come in with some kind words about him. Maybe he just needs to grow up some...
Love the sigNo, it won't happen like that. Grinder's gonna get pissed at us for saying anything against him. And rightfully so. His play was never in question, it was his reaction to splitting a pot. Howd he end up finishing 4th after that hand anyway?
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2 outs to win HALF the pot... 98% equity for over 2/3 the chips in play. i'm still compeletely tilted from this beat 12 hours later, especially after they put pwnasaurus' picture on the front page of the p5s roundup like he did anything good or played the hand well at all, not to mention i ****ing got 4th in the tilt mulligan and 2nd in the bodog 100k... life ****ing tilt
The bolded part shows me what a child he is. That is what irked me. Maybe you need to be an egotistcal prick to be a good player. But I don't think that is the case because many people here are just as good and successful and act like normal adults. Ah well. Can't wait to see him hit the live circuit and become the new crybaby of poker.
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lol fcpi really don't understand why the amount of money is relevant at all... would my tilt be less justifiable if i played $10 tourneys? 20k to someone with a 150k bankroll is no different than $20 to someone with a $150 bankroll.
good stuff right there
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Congrats to Ouch. His baby was born on my birthday.
so did ouch tell you that the baby was born and not us? I am well aware that that post above yours was not an actual birth announcement since it leads to another post. please enlighten us.
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so did ouch tell you that the baby was born and not us? I am well aware that that post above yours was not an actual birth announcement since it leads to another post. please enlighten us.
He sent me a pm asking me to post this, "Baby Nicholas is born, all is well. Posted from my (non) i-phone...."I don't know why he couldn't post it himself, but maybe the thread is too big to access from his phone or something. I guess I could've been more clear about the whole thing. I just selected an old Ouch quote to use since you can't quote pm's. I should've changed the date I suppose. (EDIT: and now I did.)So, yes, Ouch's baby really was born yesterday.And now I've used up my two posts for the day.
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