I Called In Sick Today

[SBriand 4]

I am 99.8% certain that the Sunday Night Football Halftime Show was the worst 15 minutes of sports programming in the history of television.

It got better when the illegal immigrant was singing and dancing with his soccer ball.

[beans fan 0]

new recipe with jalapenos to spice this boring ass place up a little.mix up a hlf pound of hamburger meat,half white onion chopped fine, dash of curry powder,dash of paprika,spoonfull or two of worcestershire,half cupfull of real bacon bits, and a couple dashes of salt.prepare jalas by cutting off large end and deseed with a small spoon.stuff with mixture and grill with bacon wrapped around with a toothpick or not.i dont give a fuck.tastes good either way.

[socalpoker_j 1]

new recipe with jalapenos to spice this boring ass place up a little.mix up a hlf pound of hamburger meat,half white onion chopped fine, dash of curry powder,dash of paprika,spoonfull or two of worcestershire,half cupfull of real bacon bits, and a couple dashes of salt.prepare jalas by cutting off large end and deseed with a small spoon.stuff with mixture and grill with bacon wrapped around with a toothpick or not.i dont give a fuck.tastes good either way.

You should create a jalapeño-based cook book. Sounds like a pretty decent recipe.

[beans fan 0]

i came up with it last night after seeing a stuffed bell pepper on the cover of a gossip rag in the checkout line.i made around 20 tonight and everyone bitched because there wasnt enough.only 6 was over for the game so make a bunch for poker or football games.i also found out that beer will explode if left in the freezer.who knew

[strategy 4]

i came up with it last night after seeing a stuffed bell pepper on the cover of a gossip rag in the checkout line.i made around 20 tonight and everyone bitched because there wasnt enough.only 6 was over for the game so make a bunch for poker or football games.i also found out that beer will explode if left in the freezer.who knew

yeah, this is from last year.who would even want to drink this anyway?also pictured: chimichangas for my half-beaner roommate

[silkyjonson 1]

yeah, this is from last year.who would even want to drink this anyway?also pictured: chimichangas for my half-beaner roommate

mmmm beer

[beans fan 0]

that looks just like beans freezer except theres five more bustedin his.thats what the bastard gets for winterizing the ice machine this early.im not cleaning the shit up.those fucking chimichangas are the antichrist man.i ate some of them once and shit like a goose with salmonela.goddamn stuff must be made with the shit that their afraid to put in bologna opr something.tell him to eat the broken glass instead of that shit.fuck.

[strategy 4]

that looks just like beans freezer except theres five more bustedin his.thats what the bastard gets for winterizing the ice machine this early.im not cleaning the shit up.those fucking chimichangas are the antichrist man.i ate some of them once and shit like a goose with salmonela.goddamn stuff must be made with the shit that their afraid to put in bologna opr something.tell him to eat the broken glass instead of that shit.fuck.

Winterizing the ice machine? I've never heard of such a thing.Also, couldn't agree more on the beaner food. Taco bell uses like the worst quality meat you can buy, and it only goes downhill from there to the supermarket.

[beans fan 0]

hes got a giant ice machine that sits out under the poolhouse canopy.got it from a burger king that was being remodeled a long time ago or something.probably stole it for all i know.it puts out too much heat so he keeps it outside in the summer and turns it off and flushes it out with rv antifreeze before winter hits so it wont bust.he dumped it out before he left and found a bunch of beers that had been covered up by ice in the bottom.****** left the rusty topped bottles in the fridge for me to drink.bastard.

[strategy 4]

hes got a giant ice machine that sits out under the poolhouse canopy.got it from a burger king that was being remodeled a long time ago or something.probably stole it for all i know.it puts out too much heat so he keeps it outside in the summer and turns it off and flushes it out with rv antifreeze before winter hits so it wont bust.he dumped it out before he left and found a bunch of beers that had been covered up by ice in the bottom.****** left the rusty topped bottles in the fridge for me to drink.bastard.

That's just a ridiculous story, every bit of it. I hope I am that resourceful when I am his age, however old that is.

[KDawgCometh 2]

man, the beloved are getting their asses handed to them. This doesn't make me happy at all

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

man, the beloved are getting their asses handed to them. This doesn't make me happy at all

At least they put the QB controversy to sleep...

[speedz99 145]

I'd like everyone to take a moment and think about how funny it is that we have a regular poster who, when on vacation, has his employee post here to keep an eye on us.

[KDawgCometh 2]

At least they put the QB controversy to sleep...

except taht I have a bad feeling that lovie will stick with sexy rexy for another game or two. It wasn't just rex though tonight, the WRs are dropping way too many passes which doesn't help any of this at all

[speedz99 145]

The Bears just aren't that good.They weren't that good last year either, they just managed to make their way through a shitty conference with good defense and some luck.

[beans fan 0]

its true.ill tell another related story.during the busy holiday weekends and stuff the local beer store down the road runs out once in a while and comes up here and gets ice for their customers and in turn he gets all the free balloons and shit that hangs inside the store he wants.probably free beer too.at least he set me up a charge account down there this time.he did ask if id been pestering you guys earlier and told me to tell you all that he was fishing and drinking.

[Shimmering Wang 1]

its true.ill tell another related story.during the busy holiday weekends and stuff the local beer store down the road runs out once in a while and comes up here and gets ice for their customers and in turn he gets all the free balloons and shit that hangs inside the store he wants.probably free beer too.at least he set me up a charge account down there this time.he did ask if id been pestering you guys earlier and told me to tell you all that he was fishing and drinking.

If there's one thing we can learn from this, folks, it's that there's no such age as "too old for balloons" and shit. I think I'm going to go out tomorrow, spend like 100 dollars on party favors and balloons and shit, and take most of the day to decorate the fuck out of my apartment. When my roommate comes home, he's going to be soooooo confused. I'll probably blow the little New Year's horn thingie and scream "surprise" and then start laughing so hard I'll be unable to explain myself. I think I might be the best person to live with ever.Wang

[speedz99 145]

If there's one thing we can learn from this, folks, it's that there's no such age as "too old for balloons" and shit. I think I'm going to go out tomorrow, spend like 100 dollars on party favors and balloons and shit, and take most of the day to decorate the fuck out of my apartment. When my roommate comes home, he's going to be soooooo confused. I'll probably blow the little New Year's horn thingie and scream "surprise" and then start laughing so hard I'll be unable to explain myself. I think I might be the best person to live with ever.Wang

No...right now you're just a guy with a great idea. You can claim this title once you actually go through with it.

[Napa_Don 688]

If there's one thing we can learn from this, folks, it's that there's no such age as "too old for balloons" and shit. I think I'm going to go out tomorrow, spend like 100 dollars on party favors and balloons and shit, and take most of the day to decorate the fuck out of my apartment. When my roommate comes home, he's going to be soooooo confused. I'll probably blow the little New Year's horn thingie and scream "surprise" and then start laughing so hard I'll be unable to explain myself. I think I might be the best person to live with ever.Wang

Would you be offended if I did this and claimed it as my own idea?

[beans fan 0]

the kind that look like corona bottles,blimps,footballs,and beer cans.he gets the neon signs and clocks once in a while too.at pool parties and stuff he fills them with helium and ties them around everywhere.pretty funny tho thinking of the bastard giving away ice for regular balloons.

[mk 11]

wow, really? no posts for 2 hours?

[ShakeZuma 585]

wow, really? no posts for 2 hours?

some of us have to work in the morning. gosh.

[JBradburn6 0]

The Bears just aren't that good.They weren't that good last year either, they just managed to make their way through a shitty conference with good defense and some luck.

NFC's garbage. Barring crazy injuries, the Super Bowl will be between the Colts and the Patriots, only they'll have to call it the "AFC Championship." I know we've only seen 3 weeks this year, but I can't see it going down any other way.

Would you be offended if I did this and claimed it as my own idea?

First to successfully pull it off gets to claim it as their own idea. Man law.

[Theraflu 1,035]

NFC's garbage. Barring crazy injuries, the Super Bowl will be between the Colts and the Patriots, only they'll have to call it the "AFC Championship." I know we've only seen 3 weeks this year, but I can't see it going down any other way.

Mostly agree, although the Steelers need to play someone real first so we can see how good they actually are. All the old timers on ESPN love "STEELER FOOTBALL ARGB BLAG BLAB ROAR HITTING AND RUNNING AND STEROID-IZING ARGH ROAR BLAH", but they've had a cupcake first few games. I'm not saying the Jets and Bills were tough on the Pats, but their offense is running cleaner than Indy's so far, and the Pat's defense, without Seymour and Harrison, is already light years ahead of Indy's. But I'm sure Peyton would still have a relatively easy time throwing 35 or 40 times for 280 yards, just trying to keep the clock moving and the score reasonable. NFC Blows.

[leftygolfer 7]

Go Cubs