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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Jeepster, i've been busy and hadn't had time to help Ali solve her problem, sorry i'm late, but you know what they say.If the bride doesn't refund the money then have Ali go to small claims court and sue her trying to make sure the court date is during the honeymoon so she won't show and lose, not that she wouldn't anyway. The bride will obviously refuse to pay and then after a while Ali can go back to court and ask the judge to place a lien on her property, a nice car would work but her house would be even better. The bride will continue to snub Ali so then she can go back to court and demand to have the property auctioned off so that she can get the proceeds and be payed. Ali then needs to show up at the assigned date and purchase her house for a fraction of the cost and evict her.Option two, go to the wedding and every time the minister says something and pauses, Yell out the Darth Vader, AND......

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Randy, did Adam steal your password so Casey wouldn't know he was posting on his honeymoon?Also, make sure to watch the other vids by the same guy, the guitar shreds are the nuts.

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Randy, did Adam steal your password so Casey wouldn't know he was posting on his honeymoon?Also, make sure to watch the other vids by the same guy, the guitar shreds are the nuts.
I love the whole Darth thing where he's the grocery store manager also :cracksmeupface:Okay, on another note Wang's little tantrum over the missuse of literally was cracking me up. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I listen to 2 hours of audio books a day going back and forth to work and some books are great but others are just terrible. I have been listening to Jeffrey Deavers (Bone Collector) well not that one cause I seen the Denzel version but the other Lincloln Rhymes novels are fcking excellent. He's really one of my favorite writers. They are interesting, suspenseful and just simply very well written.I had another author a month or so ago and the whole thing killed me. Deavers will use an occasional, well placed, well written metaphor or simile just perfectly. The other guy was soooo bad.ex: Bill walked outside just as the lightning struck....it had an ominous overtone like the dragons in heaven were shrieking at the hates of hell or like an angry pedestrian screaming at a speeding car or like God himself was planning to wreak vengence on the earth or like.....then Bill got into his car.
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How strange is it that we all played tennis in high school? And let me guess, you all had really nice forehands and no backhand, too...
Nope, other way around.
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I had an average forehand, a stellar backhand, and a serve that wasn't overpowering but I could place it anywhere, which was great for doubles. Are we still talking about this?
I had an awesome forehand, a terrible backhand, and a pretty powerful serve. I just wasn't willing to run.
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Mex, I just watched the espn.com gamecast of your boys coming back in the 9th while watching the sox game on tv. They're pretty damn good.

cut your hair and guys won't make that mistake
I watched a Conchords episode tonight with my father...I'm so impressed that he thinks it's hilarious.
So, what's on tap for the weekend?
Nothing tonight...gave in and came home for the holiday.Big night out in Amherst tomorrow with the boys, followed by a hung over football watching on Sunday.
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Nothing tonight...gave in and came home for the holiday.Big night out in Amherst tomorrow with the boys, followed by a hung over football watching on Sunday.
What holiday? There's no holiday that matters, anyways
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This is our holiest day of the year(1) as well as the one jewish holiday that I always observe(2). So suck it, Boxing Day.(3)
1 - I know that, lemon juice.2 - I didn't know that.3 - If by 'it' you mean 'you', I've been waiting in the line for months, but you cum too slow for it to move quickly.
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1 - I know that, lemon juice.2 - I didn't know that.3 - If by 'it' you mean 'you', I've been waiting in the line for months, but you cum too slow for it to move quickly.
1 - I saw your lemon juice. I still couldn't resist.2 - O rly?3 - Sorry.Good Human Weapon on tonight.
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