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Y'all heard about el nino? Bitch is angry.

 

I hope it brings its wrath on CA before we burn to the ground.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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two pages is fine if you're on your like 4th job, otherwise you probably should cut something somewhere, IMO.

 

4th? Heh

 

How far should one go back in their employment history if they've bounce around every 3 or so years?

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Brah, screw KC. Let's both move to MPLS. They got casinos, lean cuisines, and A. Wiggins. We can shred some sick gnar-gnar in the winter. Plus I know people that can plug us into the social pipeline

 

you might want to read this re: mpls housing market. def seller's market. hope you're well rolled or in the mood for a fixer upper if you're buying. something tells me if the purchase market is that inflated, rents are gonna suck too.

 

http://www.citypages.com/news/the-acrimony-of-house-hunting-in-minneapolis-7471310

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I've always kept it to one page.

 

getting crushed with my draft kings lineup. something like 379/480

 

The afternoon sucked for everyone, but I felt it pretty hard. Had 100 points after my first three finished. The last 3, who cost me the same amount, got me 28. If ZJ and Walker even it out tomorrow morning, I'm in okay shape. Doesn't feel good though.

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Meh...maybe we're looking at different neighborhoods because I've seen the same houses on zillow for at least a month. And my friends just bought a house no problem in about the same price range that article mentioned. But who knows in two years time.

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Meh...maybe we're looking at different neighborhoods because I've seen the same houses on zillow for at least a month. And my friends just bought a house no problem in about the same price range that article mentioned. But who knows in two years time.

my experience was that the houses/condos hanging around on zillow from month to month were basically priced stupidly and the owner just wasn't willing to budge. you really need to be following the listing changes feed for a few weeks to know what the market looks like. just my impression.

 

re: mpls, it doesn't look that ridiculous:

https://us.spindices.com/indices/real-estate/sp-case-shiller-mn-minneapolis-home-price-index

 

hitting a new post-crash high but nowhere near the bubble prices. I wonder if those people were just going after the crazy bargain listings?

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4th? Heh

 

How far should one go back in their employment history if they've bounce around every 3 or so years?

 

When I had mine done by a resume guru he said employers weren't put off by changing jobs every few years anymore. As far as how far back, it depends. Mine went back about 10 or 12 to show my experience and title/responsibility progression and still keep when I had my own business in there.

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When I had mine done by a resume guru he said employers weren't put off by changing jobs every few years anymore. As far as how far back, it depends. Mine went back about 10 or 12 to show my experience and title/responsibility progression and still keep when I had my own business in there.

 

That's what they tell the people that have changed jobs every few years...

 

Every position is different, but moving every 2-3 years will raise flags in many companies. That being said, I may be partial to engineering where you aren't really useful for a few years while you learn the products.

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Sales is also a job where you're expected to move around every 3-4 years. My non-college degree friend has gone from music store clerk -> cell phone salesmen -> failed real estate gig -> banking sales -> waste management -> elevator salesman, and I think he's in the 75-80k range now, in a job that he hates where he's barely selling, but the business is just so stupidly profitable that he can't leave because he's got a his 2nd child within 15 months due in November. ****ing elevators. (There's also a few failed/abandoned jobs with internet companies, and Audible.com, and the cell phone thing was like 4 different jobs. All of that in just over 10 years.)

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No you don't. Text departed stylist to come to your house and get your wig fixed in privacy.

Probably mentioned it before, but I had a friend that was a hair stylist and did this a couple of times. Felt pretty baller.
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That's what they tell the people that have changed jobs every few years...

 

Every position is different, but moving every 2-3 years will raise flags in many companies. That being said, I may be partial to engineering where you aren't really useful for a few years while you learn the products.

In entry-level accounting/finance, the skills are pretty portable, and growth within a given position can sometimes be maxed out in the span of just 2-3 years.

 

thera, did you let your Old Weller Antique sit for 10-15 minutes before sipping? did you try adding a little water? I've started doing that with Stagg Jr... it's a much improved bourbon.

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I decided I wanted all my cabinet facades to be a translucent combo of welded aluminium and yellow-hued plexiglass.

Been mitering aluminium stock, laying out frames and MIG'ing them together all day.

 

Being able to think decor like a tip-toeing homo but empowered with hard core fabrication skills of a talented tradesman is a straight ****ing superpower. When I die, my home will be a Henry Darger'esque discovery. Architectural Digest will dedicate an issue to it.

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Those disclaimers were nuts. " the bottle exceeds the value of the contents". Is that to get around not having a liquor license to sell?

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So my favorite co-worker is a dude from England. He is very good friends with two other co-workers of mine (a married couple). I like all three of these co-workers quite a bit.

 

The wife of the married couple was the maid of honor in the English guys wedding in December. The husband was in the band that played the wedding.

 

Tonight I found out that my friend has slept with the maid of honor married chick.

 

I feel sick.

 

Work meetings are going to suck so badly.

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Just to be clear...the English guy slept with the chick that was the maid of honor in his wedding before or after his wedding? And before or after she was married?

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I decided I wanted all my cabinet facades to be a translucent combo of welded aluminium and yellow-hued plexiglass.

Been mitering aluminium stock, laying out frames and MIG'ing them together all day.

 

Being able to think decor like a tip-toeing homo but empowered with hard core fabrication skills of a talented tradesman is a straight ****ing superpower. When I die, my home will be a Henry Darger'esque discovery. Architectural Digest will dedicate an issue to it.

 

I saw a Henry Darger exhibit at the Folk art museum in Chicago, way back when it was on Michigan/Mag Mile. Creepy and awesome. I'm happy I don't know who is like that who lives by me.

So my favorite co-worker is a dude from England. He is very good friends with two other co-workers of mine (a married couple). I like all three of these co-workers quite a bit.

 

The wife of the married couple was the maid of honor in the English guys wedding in December. The husband was in the band that played the wedding.

 

Tonight I found out that my friend has slept with the maid of honor married chick.

 

I feel sick.

 

Work meetings are going to suck so badly.

 

English friend = Bill

Band member/husband = Ted

Wife and co-worker = Alice

 

How did you find out? And maybe it's a triad, open poly thing.

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Frau, you're so LA

 

It was an affair. I find it awesome. Bang away, baby, bang away. This is why people should be open, sexually. We're most always gonna want some new cookies to eat

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