Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 it's painfully obvious that I have nothing funny, interesting, compelling or sexy to say. Eff you all, especially you Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 it's painfully obvious that I have nothing funny, interesting, compelling or sexy to say.that never stopped you before. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 hey no man, thats great. I'm glad for you. I got promoted once. oh wait, NO I DIDN'T. FUCK YOU.I tell ya what, why don't you send me your resume and I won't respond. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 SEEDS?!?!I wish I could have been around when this happened so I could have followed it up appropriately.Hey little story. Last Sunday evening I went down to the end of the street to a friends farmhouse.He has a garden and pond out back and some apple trees, etc. He told me I could come by anytime and pick some blackberries, apples whatever.I wish I had a friend like that.I hiked back to back part with my bucket in tow and to my surprise there was a half dozen high school aged chicks skinnydipping. They immediately started giggling and yelling for me to get out of there. I told them not to worry, I wasn't there to see some young girls run around naked. One of them asked me what I was doing though. I said, "Feeding the alligators".Rules, dude. We have rules here.Just found out I'm getting promoted. More pay, less work. It's the American Dream baby.--editSuck it Sal!Err...what do you do? [kindergarten cop joke][office space joke]that never stopped you before.For some reason this was funnier when I at first thought Sal said it. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Err...what do you do? [Well-well look. I already told you: I deal with the god damn customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people skills; I am good at dealing with people. Can't you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?]I work for a company that processes automated payments for k-12 private schools, community colleges, and universities. Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 it really is stupid, the amount of accounting stuff I'm learning at this job.also stupid: re-reading a book repeatedly for an insurance agent licensing exam I will never take, because their IT department is retarded and hasn't made a testing project deadline since about 1998 or so.they're having a salvage sale. employees bid on things that got destroyed and brought in by insureds. there's a macbook, iphone 3GS, and an imac that are all probably going to go for retarded sums of money. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I work for a company that processes automated payments for k-12 private schools, community colleges, and universities.I get the feeling you've spat out that line a few too many hundreds of times. Where's the feeling? Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I get the feeling you've spat out that line a few too many hundreds of times. Where's the feeling?wow. that's a creepily accurate read.I don't mind saying, I'm a little freaked out right now. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 wow. that's a creepily accurate read.I don't mind saying, I'm a little freaked out right now. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I work for a company that processes automated payments for k-12 private schools, community colleges, and universities.yes, but what do you do? Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Can you not read? He works. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Can you not read? He works.but less now. Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 yes, but what do you do?I make and sell soap. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 I make and sell soap.Do you work for that soap company down on Paper Street? Link to post Share on other sites
strategy 4 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 tonight's conan is melting my facejesus christ the horse joke Link to post Share on other sites
loogie 115 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Speedz, have you considered any of these cats? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 tonight's conan is melting my facejesus christ the horse jokeYes, "Are the schools good here for when I want go and watch them" hahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 Speedz, have you considered any of these cats?God damnit...such an obvious site to make...I wish I'd thought of it first.My cousin is dating a dude named Adolph. True story. Link to post Share on other sites
GrinderMJ 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 God, how on earth could you stand the apartment job dude? I'd lose my mind if somebody did something so outrageously stupid. Please tell me that you are charging that guy for the price of the exterminator etc? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 For some reason this was funnier when I at first thought Sal said it.it's because I'm so good looking. Link to post Share on other sites
speedz99 145 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 God, how on earth could you stand the apartment job dude? I'd lose my mind if somebody did something so outrageously stupid. Please tell me that you are charging that guy for the price of the exterminator etc?It's really not so bad as long as you can consider those kinds of things funny as they happen (as opposed to annoying when they happen and then a funny story later on). Though I'm not positive Stevey always can.it's because I'm so good looking.No, I'm pretty sure that's not it. Link to post Share on other sites
Piddle Duck 0 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 God, how on earth could you stand the apartment job dude? I'd lose my mind if somebody did something so outrageously stupid. Please tell me that you are charging that guy for the price of the exterminator etc? It's really not so bad as long as you can consider those kinds of things funny as they happen (as opposed to annoying when they happen and then a funny story later on). Though I'm not positive Stevey always can.I would guess my boss will be sending him the bill after he stops laughing. The only annoying part was the fear that we had a bed bug issue and the fact that this idiot was in the office the day before acting like we put them in his bed. Other than that, it's hilarious and that was my reason for posting it. Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 No, I'm pretty sure that's not it.hmm... no, no I'm pretty sure that is it. pretay, pretay sure. Link to post Share on other sites
CaneBrain 95 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!Done with the Bar exam. What a ****ing brutal experience. Now I have a few days off before I return to work thank god.Exam was eh. I had to work this summer which was an enormous disadvantage (none of my friends had to....not one). However, I crushed the essay section so hopefully that will be enough to pass.Did I miss anything good? Link to post Share on other sites
Sal Paradise 57 Posted July 30, 2009 Share Posted July 30, 2009 WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!Done with the Bar exam. What a ****ing brutal experience. Now I have a few days off before I return to work thank god.Exam was eh. I had to work this summer which was an enormous disadvantage (none of my friends had to....not one). However, I crushed the essay section so hopefully that will be enough to pass.Did I miss anything good?yeah, question 8. you're fucked. Link to post Share on other sites
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