Leafs 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 Short stacked, I jam with KJs in the CO and the BB who has a slightly bigger stack than me calls with Q8s... 8 on the flop and I'm gone... He says "thats exactly what I put you on!" ala our friend at the WPT last year. Nice call. Link to post Share on other sites
scatory2 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 "lets play $2 - $4 limit" Link to post Share on other sites
scatory2 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 "wanna play $2 - $4 limit?" Link to post Share on other sites
goatboy1970 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 In the middle of a freeroll one guy at the table catches pocket 10s, raises it up, the BB calls, a guy so drunk he can barely see his cards. The board is 7s 5s 9h. BB checks, 10s bet, BB calls. Turn is a 9s. This is where it gets interesting. The guy with 10s accidentally flips one of his cards, the 10 of spades. BB checks, 10s bet, BB calls. River is 4s. There are 4 spades on the board and the second player is playing with the 10 of spades face up, showing a 10 high flush. The BB bets, the second player goes all in for the remainder of his chips (about 1/4 of the pot), the BB calls. The BB turns over 6-3 offsuit, proclaims, "I got the straight, beeyotch," and reaches to drag the pot. The other player informs him that his exposed 10 of spades gives him a flush and that a flush beats a straight. The BB cusses and leaves the table, along with his remaining chips. Link to post Share on other sites
Nutcracker 0 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 In the middle of a freeroll one guy at the table catches pocket 10s, raises it up, the BB calls, a guy so drunk he can barely see his cards. The board is 7s 5s 9h. BB checks, 10s bet, BB calls. Turn is a 9s. This is where it gets interesting. The guy with 10s accidentally flips one of his cards, the 10 of spades. BB checks, 10s bet, BB calls. River is 4s. There are 4 spades on the board and the second player is playing with the 10 of spades face up, showing a 10 high flush. The BB bets, the second player goes all in for the remainder of his chips (about 1/4 of the pot), the BB calls. The BB turns over 6-3 offsuit, proclaims, "I got the straight, beeyotch," and reaches to drag the pot. The other player informs him that his exposed 10 of spades gives him a flush and that a flush beats a straight. The BB cusses and leaves the table, along with his remaining chips.1 story, 2 fish, I love it. Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 "I played like Danny Nyguen tonight" Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 19, 2005 Share Posted November 19, 2005 "I played like Danny Nyguen tonight"LMAO Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 early in SnGme 900fish 1100folds to fish in SB who moves allin(15/30 blinds)I have AA in BB and call, Fish has AK, AA holds"youre lucky I overplayed my hand" Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted November 20, 2005 Share Posted November 20, 2005 early in SnGme 900fish 1100folds to fish in SB who moves allin(15/30 blinds)I have AA in BB and call, Fish has AK, AA holds"youre lucky I overplayed my hand"Well, he'sright.. doesn't take much skill to call all in preflop bets with AA Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 michgolface: i've made 5 bucks so far at this table, you ? Link to post Share on other sites
DCWildcat 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "Go Michigan! Beat Ohio State!" Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 You know you're talking to a fish when this happens. Flopped a royal a couple of months ago and beat quad aceshttp://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=vi...iew&hand=127932 Ok, I see the hand and I have to ask you: How the hell do you not reraise him all in after he reraised you on the river?? I mean, wow.He asks why you didnt re-raise all in in a limit game, and THEN... Flopped a royal a couple of months ago and beat quad aceshttp://www.pokerhand.org/index.php?page=vi...iew&hand=127932 Ok, I see the hand and I have to ask you: How the hell do you not reraise him all in after he reraised you on the river?? I mean, wow.you better be kidding or else a pirhanna needs to fellate you.Why would I be kidding, it looks like he left him with some cash. Villian has 68 bucks at start of the hand. your mom fellated me last night. it was good!It's limit holdem you cock jaw. Let me repeat that and emphasize accordingly, hell I'll even quote it for more emphasis, LIMIT Ah, and you must be a censored limit player as well. Limit is for pussies that cant handle making a call for all their chips. I F'd your mom last night as well. Not bad.Says limit players are pussies. Link to post Share on other sites
jben 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 "Go Michigan! Beat Ohio State!"Glad to see that worked out for ya ... nothing like giving up 2 TDs in the last 7 minutes ...Have a nice time at The Alamo BowlGo Bucks!!!!!!!Edit: Ooops ... sorry .... just saw the pic ... obviously Go Michigan is what the fish say.In that case .. HOW BOUT THEM BUCKEYES!!!Hopefully they'll come to here to Phoenix in the Fiesta Bowl for the 3rd time in 4 years. I'd love to crush Notre Dame.JbenOSU '86 Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 rofl...i meet 2 fish in this tourney, betting min into a raised pot, stuff like that...then after the guy goes allin with toppair and is called by an underpair that turns a set:nelnines (Observer): U FKING KUNT WHORRREnelnines (Observer): FKING DUMBESS FKING CALL I HAVE EVER SEEN KUNTfun times Link to post Share on other sites
the red bull 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 rofl...i meet 2 fish in this tourney, betting min into a raised pot, stuff like that...then after the guy goes allin with toppair and is called by an underpair that turns a set:nelnines (Observer): U FKING KUNT WHORRREnelnines (Observer): FKING DUMBESS FKING Â CALL I HAVE EVER SEEN KUNTfun times :shock: How much was the buyin, if it got him so pissed off? Link to post Share on other sites
KingAustin 0 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 rofl...i meet 2 fish in this tourney, betting min into a raised pot, stuff like that...then after the guy goes allin with toppair and is called by an underpair that turns a set:nelnines (Observer): U FKING KUNT WHORRREnelnines (Observer): FKING DUMBESS FKING Â CALL I HAVE EVER SEEN KUNTfun times :shock: How much was the buyin, if it got him so censored off?You'll see this at any level, my guess is <$20 Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted November 21, 2005 Share Posted November 21, 2005 michgolface: i don't understand why people don't play more hands in these 5-10 roomsmichgolface: it's no fun not playing Link to post Share on other sites
wilheldp 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 "A2567 is better then [sic] A3457" (Talking about the low end of Omaha Hi/Lo)Playing $.50 PL Omaha 8/better on Pokerroom. Apparently this guy has a house rule at his home game that lowball hands are ranked by the highest card then it goes from the lowest card up. He revealed this fact after asking why he lost low in a hand similar to his quote above. He spent the next half hour defending the way he plays the game with the rest of the table asking him how often he reloads, if he has ever played a lowball game before in his life, etc. He busted out not too long after this...at least he donated $50 and some laughs to the table. Link to post Share on other sites
ChunkyLuver69 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 BEST FISH QUOTE EVER!!!at a local 2 5 pl gamehave AK raise 2 people callflop 10 J Q rainboweveryone checks turn = QI bet out FISH callsRIver 8me put the guy all inFISH callsfish holds pocket 8sfor a full houseI say " you called that bet with all those over cards"FISH says " I DIDNT THINK YOU HAND ANY OF THAT I PUT U ON POCKET 9s" Link to post Share on other sites
socdave 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Playing in a home game where we play dealers choice between texas and omaha. The one player has been losing quite a bit, and when it is his turn to deal he goes "Lets try omaha, i mean, since there are double the cards, i have double the chance to win right?" The entire table just started cracking up, and this guy could not understand why. Link to post Share on other sites
kelda 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 In a game at the local bar. 1/2 NL Very loose guy raises 10 with AK , me in the cutoff with A9 flop A 9 3 . I bet 10 he raises all in for 75 I call . The guy catches runner runner for a flush. I said nice hand, nice suckout also with a smile on my face and he goes nuts. That isn't a suckout you f-ing moron , A suckout is when I get you all in and I have the best hand you stupid fish. I couldn't even speak for 10 minutes just laughed Link to post Share on other sites
kelda 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 In a game at the local bar. 1/2 NL Very loose guy raises 10 with AK , me in the cutoff with A9 flop A 9 3 . I bet 10 he raises all in for 75 I call . The guy catches runner runner for a flush. I said nice hand, nice suckout also with a smile on my face and he goes nuts. That isn't a suckout you f-ing moron , A suckout is when I get you all in and I have the best hand you stupid fish. I couldn't even speak for 10 minutes just laughed.I am on my way back to that game in about 25 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
kelda 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 In a game at the local bar. 1/2 NL Very loose guy raises 10 with AK , me in the cutoff with A9 flop A 9 3 . I bet 10 he raises all in for 75 I call . The guy catches runner runner for a flush. I said nice hand, nice suckout also with a smile on my face and he goes nuts. That isn't a suckout you f-ing moron , A suckout is when I get you all in and I have the best hand you stupid fish. I couldn't even speak for 10 minutes just laughed.I am on my way back to that game in about 25 minutes Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 In a game at the local bar. 1/2 NL Very loose guy raises 10 with AK , me in the cutoff with A9 flop A 9 3 . I bet 10 he raises all in for 75 I call . The guy catches runner runner for a flush. I said nice hand, nice suckout also with a smile on my face and he goes nuts. That isn't a suckout you f-ing moron , A suckout is when I get you all in and I have the best hand you stupid fish. I couldn't even speak for 10 minutes just laughedYou called $10 against a guy with a stack of $85 with an extremely marginal hand, and he had you dominated. He played everything as well as he could have.You made a horrible call preflop, and hit the best flop you could possibly hit. Link to post Share on other sites
Abbaddabba 0 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 In a game at the local bar. 1/2 NL Very loose guy raises 10 with AK , me in the cutoff with A9 flop A 9 3 . I bet 10 he raises all in for 75 I call . The guy catches runner runner for a flush. I said nice hand, nice suckout also with a smile on my face and he goes nuts. That isn't a suckout you f-ing moron , A suckout is when I get you all in and I have the best hand you stupid fish. I couldn't even speak for 10 minutes just laughedYou called $10 against a guy with a stack of $85 with an extremely marginal hand, and he had you dominated. He played everything as well as he could have.You made a horrible call preflop, and hit the best flop you could possibly hit. Link to post Share on other sites
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