chipinchair 0 Posted December 13, 2005 Share Posted December 13, 2005 Playing a 2/4NL game on FullTilt. I bought in for $400 and was up to about $605, I raise pre-flop with AK diamonds, get 2 callers. Flop comes 2-4-6 with two diamonds. I was in position and fired out a pot-sized bet on the flop following 2 checks (about $36), I get one caller. Turn comes diamond, he bets $72 (pot) and I raise to $140, he re-raises to 210 and I go all in for my remaining chips. He turns over 8-9 diamonds and is drawing dead to my nut flush. I had $1208 after the hand and the fish says:Fish: "I thought you were on a draw to the A high flush"Me: "Yeah, like I would risk $500 more on a draw"Fish: "Keep playing like that and I'll get all your chips"Me: "I already have all of yours, I am getting out of here soon"Fish: "Stick around so I can get my money back"Me: "I am hungry, I am having fish for dinner...again"Fish: "%$@!^ a$$ hole"lol. I then went on to beat AA when my QQ filled up and made another 500, I left the table with $1600 after buying in for 400. I had fish for dinner. Link to post Share on other sites
ForRealDD 0 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Playing live.... the kid who looks like he's about 15-16, with an ipod and sunglasses answers his phone loudly after dragging a 12 dollar 1/2 nl pot..."I cant talk right now I'm working", then goes on to brag to the table about how hes a professional and the next coming of (insert pro).I love this post.. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 playing heads up with a guy who has checked the river with the nuts 3 times (including quads) and checked a very strong handme-why dont you bet the nutshim-why should I, you would fold.............. Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 playing heads up with a guy who has checked the river with the nuts 3 times (including quads) and checked a very strong handme-why dont you bet the nutshim-why should I, you would fold..............How much will you sell your Magic Goggles #1 for?Ray Link to post Share on other sites
iCtrl 0 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 you log on to party poker.....I 2nd this one. Link to post Share on other sites
shoops 0 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 Me: Nice handfish: i didn't want you to call but i guess you did not believe meMe Spoken like a true fishHand:Me JJFish J7 clubsFlop; 10 5 2 (two clubs)i raised preflop, he called, flop: i bet out he raises i reraise all in.Quick Call, river club. Link to post Share on other sites
ShakeZuma 585 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 I always love it when someone pushes all in for like 50bb into an unraised pot, and a guy after him says "I have to call for the size of the pot"sweet math.thats probably already been posted, but I can't read. Link to post Share on other sites
Cap'n Mal 0 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 This one's from the other night. It's a bar-tourney league, but we're up to the finals for the season. About 12 players left (out of 100 to start), the final table of 8 gets prizes, with the top 3 getting decent stuff.Tight agressive, but short stacked player raises all in from early position.A lady who has unbelievable luck at catching cards, but is otherwise a weak player is in the BB. The call is for about 3/4 of her chips, and she's not particularly committed to the hand thus far. She thinks for about 2 minutes and then says "On TV, they call with this." And ultimately decides to call. Initial raiser turns up JJ, she turns up 56o and then says "Oops, I thought I had a pair of 6s".Flop is Q Q 4 ... turn and river bring running 7 8 to give her the straight. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted December 14, 2005 Share Posted December 14, 2005 This one's from the other night. It's a bar-tourney league, but we're up to the finals for the season. About 12 players left (out of 100 to start), the final table of 8 gets prizes, with the top 3 getting decent stuff.Tight agressive, but short stacked player raises all in from early position.A lady who has unbelievable luck at catching cards, but is otherwise a weak player is in the BB. The call is for about 3/4 of her chips, and she's not particularly committed to the hand thus far. She thinks for about 2 minutes and then says "On TV, they call with this." And ultimately decides to call. Initial raiser turns up JJ, she turns up 56o and then says "Oops, I thought I had a pair of 6s".Flop is Q Q 4 ... turn and river bring running 7 8 to give her the straight.Whadya win? Link to post Share on other sites
shedrackle 0 Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 In a live game, asks the dealer... supposed the flop is 4 aces do we split the pot....lol Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted December 16, 2005 Share Posted December 16, 2005 full ring game6 limpers, BB doubles the BB, all limpers callflop is rags, BB check/foldsbb-This game is full of fish, its impossible to steal the pot before the flop Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 Fish-"Man, this is why I hate poker, people always come and leave quickly. The should have some tables set up where you play untill one person has all the money"Me-".....they have those"Fish-"No they dont you morn"Me-"Yeah they do..............theyre called TOURNAMENTS" Link to post Share on other sites
turd ferguson 1 Posted December 17, 2005 Share Posted December 17, 2005 I don't usually post on this thread because I find it self-righteous, but I'm half drunk and bored so here goes. I'm playing $5-10 limit holdem six max last night. I raise in mid position with Q 10 and get three bet from the button. I call and only two of us go to the flop. Flop: A Q J I check and call his bet. The turn gives me trip queens so I lead and get raised again. I call, and the river is the A . I check, and my opponent thinks for a few seconds and checks behind me. At this point I think he has a queen as well, and we are chopping the pot. Then he turns up A A ! He has quads, and the stone cold nuts, but checked behind me. I was completely baffled. I was laughing hysterically. Link to post Share on other sites
Guest XXEddie Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 bump Link to post Share on other sites
76clubs 0 Posted December 19, 2005 Share Posted December 19, 2005 Holy Crap I can't believe this thread is still around. Link to post Share on other sites
tyfgine 0 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Holy Crap I can't believe this thread is still around. Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted December 20, 2005 Share Posted December 20, 2005 Holy Crap I can't believe this thread is still around. Link to post Share on other sites
Razor 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 bump this shit ...I don't know why I enjoy these so much. Link to post Share on other sites
zedd2005 0 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 you know ure playing a fish when they tell you they are a fish Link to post Share on other sites
Golden 2 Posted December 23, 2005 Share Posted December 23, 2005 you know you're playing a fish when they say "my name is redpill"If this was used previosuly, my bad. Link to post Share on other sites
bascomeb 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 yeah but it is funny as could be, besides everyone famous makes a few boo-boos in their career.Wait how can Arnold making money off a movie be a boo boo? :roll: Link to post Share on other sites
bascomeb 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 Fish-"Man, this is why I hate poker, people always come and leave quickly. The should have some tables set up where you play untill one person has all the money"Me-".....they have those"Fish-"No they dont you morn"Me-"Yeah they do..............theyre called TOURNAMENTS"had to quote this. thats hilarious Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I don't usually post on this thread because I find it self-righteous, but I'm half drunk and bored so here goes. I'm playing $5-10 limit holdem six max last night. I raise in mid position with Q 10 and get three bet from the button. I call and only two of us go to the flop. Flop: A Q J I check and call his bet. The turn gives me trip queens so I lead and get raised again. I call, and the river is the A . I check, and my opponent thinks for a few seconds and checks behind me. At this point I think he has a queen as well, and we are chopping the pot. Then he turns up A A ! He has quads, and the stone cold nuts, but checked behind me. I was completely baffled. I was laughing hysterically.Quad Queens are the nuts here. wtf.r u blind Link to post Share on other sites
Fluffdog87 2 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 sw obviously.my post count is 666, so i am clearly a an evil fish. Link to post Share on other sites
kers2 0 Posted December 24, 2005 Share Posted December 24, 2005 I don't usually post on this thread because I find it self-righteous, but I'm half drunk and bored so here goes. I'm playing $5-10 limit holdem six max last night. I raise in mid position with Q 10 and get three bet from the button. I call and only two of us go to the flop. Flop: A Q J I check and call his bet. The turn gives me trip queens so I lead and get raised again. I call, and the river is the A . I check, and my opponent thinks for a few seconds and checks behind me. At this point I think he has a queen as well, and we are chopping the pot. Then he turns up A A ! He has quads, and the stone cold nuts, but checked behind me. I was completely baffled. I was laughing hysterically.Quad Queens are the nuts here. wtf.r u blindsw obviously.my post count is 666, so i am clearly a an evil fish.That's not even remotely close to being funny Link to post Share on other sites
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