timwakefield 68 Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 submitted for your approval.... Phil Hartman's wife.Just for the record, it's somewhat likely that my "source" on that factoid is Law & Order.I will still take all the credit for cracking the case though, when it turns out it was a double-murder. Link to post Share on other sites
SuperJon 175 Posted July 6, 2009 Share Posted July 6, 2009 Just for the record, it's somewhat likely that my "source" on that factoid is Law & Order.I will still take all the credit for cracking the case though, when it turns out it was a double-murder.You'll be on a Wheaties box, for sure. Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 Sounds to me like a double-murder disguised to look like a murder-suicide. Why? Because women almost never shoot themselves in the head. Case closed, in my opinion. Well, I guess they should catch the killer first. Then, case closed.You'd suck at being the DA. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted July 8, 2009 Share Posted July 8, 2009 You'd suck at being the DA.Um, I already fucking solved the case. How does that suck??? Link to post Share on other sites
BigDMcGee 3,352 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 You'd suck at being the DA.Sounds like he was just trying to do what any good Boston DA would do.. pin it on a black guy.. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Seriously though, I would make an excellent DA, or assistant DA. I'd get all Sam Waterston on those bitches, all like 'Bam, this guy is guilty and he's going away for life! Done!'Also, the DA is in no way responsible for arresting suspects or solving a crime! So if I was going around solving crimes in my spare time, I would be the most incredible district attorney ever. That would also would make a good tv show. He (the character based on me) would probably be masked, for whatever reason, and then in the day he would prosecute the same criminals who he hunted down at night. Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 My bologna has a first name Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 My bologna has a first nameWow, he would have been an incredible stumper in an "Is he alive?" quiz. Not any more, sadly. I'd like to think he's up in wiener heaven now. RIP. Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 9, 2009 Share Posted July 9, 2009 Seriously though, I would make an excellent DA, or assistant DA. I'd get all Sam Waterston on those bitches, all like 'Bam, this guy is guilty and he's going away for life! Done!'Also, the DA is in no way responsible for arresting suspects or solving a crime! So if I was going around solving crimes in my spare time, I would be the most incredible district attorney ever. That would also would make a good tv show. He (the character based on me) would probably be masked, for whatever reason, and then in the day he would prosecute the same criminals who he hunted down at night.DA's are politicians = they all suck Link to post Share on other sites
Sportsmack 0 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 Arturo Gatti Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted July 11, 2009 Share Posted July 11, 2009 One of the greatest Canadian boxers ever. Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Arturo GattiLooks like the Brazilian Poloce are about to charge his 23 Year Old wife - he'd been strangled with the strap from a purse....didn't he pay attention to Mcnair's experience with a Bat Shit crazy girl over a decade and a half younger than him? Link to post Share on other sites
TheWynn 0 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Looks like the Brazilian Poloce are about to charge his 23 Year Old wife - he'd been strangled with the strap from a purse....didn't he pay attention to Mcnair's experience with a Bat Shit crazy girl over a decade and a half younger than him?WTF is up with c*nts killing athletes? Link to post Share on other sites
SlapStick 0 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Anyone else a bit sceptical that a 23 year woman could choke out a 37 year old world class boxer? Link to post Share on other sites
jeff_536 3 Posted July 12, 2009 Share Posted July 12, 2009 Anyone else a bit sceptical that a 23 year woman could choke out a 37 year old world class boxer?unless he was pass-out drunk, perhaps. Link to post Share on other sites
Dice_3008 1 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 Anyone else a bit sceptical that a 23 year woman could choke out a 37 year old world class boxer?That was my first thought too. Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 WTF is up with c*nts killing athletes?C*nt of DeathDeath C*nt for Cutie Link to post Share on other sites
WKTSWAY 0 Posted July 13, 2009 Share Posted July 13, 2009 WTF is up with c*nts killing athletes?So, who will be the third? Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Walter Cronkite, age 92.http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/17/...in5170556.shtml Link to post Share on other sites
chrozzo 19 Posted July 18, 2009 Share Posted July 18, 2009 Walter Cronkite, age 92.http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/07/17/...in5170556.shtml he was in Apollo 13 Link to post Share on other sites
Balloon guy 158 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 Yo quero Taco Bell?I guess we can expect the dog from Marley and one other to die soon? Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 So, who will be the third? Walter Cronkite, age 92. Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 he was asking if a bat shit crazy younger women will kill another star athlete. Link to post Share on other sites
Southern Buddhist 1 Posted July 23, 2009 Share Posted July 23, 2009 he was asking if a bat shit crazy younger women will kill another star athlete.I know. I just loved the two posted sequentially, as though Uncle Walter had in fact been killed by his crazy 20-year-old girlfriend. It was that mental image I was going for. Link to post Share on other sites
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