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He's colder than that, now.

When DFW died, Chorozzo made a disrespectful comment, and I slowly willed him into the grave over it. I didn't love Prince less than I loved DFW.

jesus would somebody fucking just die already so we can get a break in the music snobbery here?

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I wonder if the Sham-Wow guy will be linked to his death.
"In what comes as one of the most bloody murders in recent years, investigators now report that the victim was "slap-chopped" to death"
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"In what comes as one of the most bloody murders in recent years, investigators now report that the victim was "slap-chopped" to death"
And in typical form, after taking care of him....he left no doubt that he was guilty by saying 'You following me camera guy?"
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The french foreign legion?
Oui.Errr, I mean: non, évidemment non.As to Billy Mays, I have numerous times told him to STFU when he comes screaming on my TV. The universe probably struck him down for annoying me. Donc il va. N'offensez pas le Spademan.
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We see crop circles in the poppy industry from wallabies that are high.
Wow, that's a great quote. It reminds me of the Noam Chomsky example of a sentence that has never been uttered before but perfectly fits all grammatical rules.As soon as I hear of a celeb death, I head here. But of course, you already had Mays up. I should start getting out of bed before 2 pm.
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No, I meant month because of David Carradine.
It's all the run-up to 2012. Celebs are a delicate, sensitive bunch -- they're obviously going first and the rest of us will follow.
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Billy Mays was just on Conan last week. That sucks.

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And it begins. The new owners of Neverland ranch are talking about making the place a tourist attraction like Graceland. I can see it now "Look Mommy there's the poolhouse changeroom where the gardener says he saw Michael with a little boys dick in his mouth"

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Wow, that's a great quote. It reminds me of the Noam Chomsky example of a sentence that has never been uttered before but perfectly fits all grammatical rules.
Speaking of strange phenomena of language, the other day, while searching for "Retard Pictures", I stumbled across the German website for the Special Olympics. Now I don't speak German, but seeing the German language interposed amidst pictures of retards caused this bizarre, visceral reaction where I believed they were discussing killing the retards, even though intellectually, I knew that wasn't the case. That got me to thinking... If one were to take random pictures of people with something a bit 'off' about them- something outside the heartland of that which is typified by a healthy, white man- and overlaid random German phraseology (concluded with an exclamation point), even if the German words addressed something perfectly harmless, wouldn't one assume that genocide is what they were talking about? For example... Hamad.jpgdowns.jpgjew.jpgI don't know what any of those words mean- I simply copied and pasted them from a German language website- but when in conjunction with those pictures, even though I *KNOW* they're perfectly innocent in context, I still feel that genocide is the topic at hand.
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I don't know what any of those words mean- I simply copied and pasted them from a German language website- but when in conjunction with those pictures, even though I *KNOW* they're perfectly innocent in context, I still feel that genocide is the topic at hand.
You associate Germany (and it's language) with the Nazis. It's normal.
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