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the krablar: an introduction tothe besthand in poker


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In my heads up game versus Vatche0 this week, I got dealt the krablar three times. I raised with it all three, naturally, and picked up the blinds twice, but Vatche took the other hand. :club: Someone needs to reexplain the rules to him.

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If that "you know your playing a fish" thread keeps getting bumped, the only way to stop myself from kicking a baby is to bump my favriote thread: KrablarEnjoy...again...for the 5th time :club:

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So, I'm playing in a 50 dollar SnG on party, enjoying my last week of misdomeaner poker play in Wa State, and at the table is a guy with the name " Krabler_wins" I laughed and laughed, and did correct him that the proper "Krablar" spelling is with an "ar"... so far he has given me the high hat.

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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t16000 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)saw flop|saw showdownHero (t80290)Button (t344981)SB (t336183)BB (t162804)UTG (t237216)UTG+1 (t235747)MP1 (t77596)MP2 (t94121)Preflop: Hero is CO with 3diamond.gif, Kspade.gif. 4 folds, Hero raises to t79490, 1 fold, SB calls t71490, 1 fold.Flop: (t156580) 3spade.gif, Jspade.gif, 9diamond.gif(2 players)Turn: (t156580) Tclub.gif(2 players)River: (t156580) 8diamond.gif(2 players)Final Pot: t156580 SB has 6s Ac (high card, ace). Hero has 3d Ks (one pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins t156580. Pinch Pinch

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i gotta tell you, from what i can infer from the title of your post (it was really long so i didnt read it) i dont think this is going to catch on.
thats funny............
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PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t16000 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)saw flop|saw showdownHero (t80290)Button (t344981)SB (t336183)BB (t162804)UTG (t237216)UTG+1 (t235747)MP1 (t77596)MP2 (t94121)Preflop: Hero is CO with 3diamond.gif, Kspade.gif. 4 folds, Hero raises to t79490, 1 fold, SB calls t71490, 1 fold.Flop: (t156580) 3spade.gif, Jspade.gif, 9diamond.gif(2 players)Turn: (t156580) Tclub.gif(2 players)River: (t156580) 8diamond.gif(2 players)Final Pot: t156580 SB has 6s Ac (high card, ace). Hero has 3d Ks (one pair, threes). Outcome: Hero wins t156580. Pinch Pinch
seems like party poker didnt last too long for you.
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seems like party poker didnt last too long for you.
I've been playing Party a little, mostly Stars though. Had a very nice day on stars yesterday....
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i gotta tell you, from what i can infer from the title of your post (it was really long so i didnt read it) i dont think this is going to catch on.
Good Call.Even Daniel is now calling K3 the Krabler lol
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i gotta tell you, from what i can infer from the title of your post (it was really long so i didnt read it) i think this is going to sweep the nation.
FYP
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Whew..... I read Gov's thread about deleted posts, and started hyper-ventaliting. If this thread got deleted, this pretty much my reason for living would be extingushed. This proves once and for all that the Krablar is mighter than the hacker.

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Whew..... I read Gov's thread about deleted posts, and started hyper-ventaliting. If this thread got deleted, this pretty much my reason for living would be extingushed. This proves once and for all that the Krablar is mighter than the hacker.
Every time I show a Krablar, I say, "Krablar!!" and do a couple pinches. I've gotten two laughs out of it.
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Just got done reading this entire thread. Hiliarious. Over a year ago I got pocket Aces in a tourney in my local casino. Blinds were getting high and I raised all in pre flop on the button. The big blind calls me with Krablar. (I think he was just getting bored and wanted to get his old rich butt back to the blackjack table.) Anyways the thrid card on the flor is a three, turn King, river three. The old guy says, I knew I was going to fill up with that hand. I have hated it ever since.After reading this thread though I might have to try it out this weekend so I can do the dance. Pinch Pinch.

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Just got done reading this entire thread. Hiliarious. Over a year ago I got pocket Aces in a tourney in my local casino. Blinds were getting high and I raised all in pre flop on the button. The big blind calls me with Krablar. (I think he was just getting bored and wanted to get his old rich butt back to the blackjack table.) Anyways the thrid card on the flor is a three, turn King, river three. The old guy says, I knew I was going to fill up with that hand. I have hated it ever since.After reading this thread though I might have to try it out this weekend so I can do the dance. Pinch Pinch.
OF course you hated the Krablar, you felt his pinch, his might, his power. Ah, but when you wield the Krablar, it will you who will be pinching, and leaving memorable imprints on the poor infiedels mind.Which leads me to annother benefit of the Krablar, which I haven't really talked about before. I don't give a crap when a "bad" hand beats me. I really don't. I used to, oh man did I used to. I used to be one of those grumpy young punks that would btch * You played that.. there?!?! TO a RERAISE?!?! Keep playing that way, fish..* But, once you've danced the Krab dance, you really become a hypocrit if you start chastising people for playing bad hands. You stop giving a crap about people beating you with garabage, and become a little more gratful that they are playing garbage to begin with. Because most of the time, they play their garbage much worse than I play the Krablar.
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