loogie 115 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Daterape him. Link to post Share on other sites
JMoney2681 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 IF YOU HAVE EVER WATCHED THE SHOW ON MTV CALLED HOME WRECKERS WITH RYAN DUNN FROM JACKASS IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SHOW EVERYTIME HE WOULD SHOW A PRANK TO PULL ON A FRIEND/ROOMATE. SOME OF THEM WERE PRETTY GOOD IF I REMEMBER RIGHT. GOOGLE IT AND SEE WHAT YOU CAN FIND THERE. REALLY GOOD PRANKS I HD NEVER SEEN BEFORE!DOS[caps lock] It is just below the [tab] and just above [shift] Next time you post, press that key Link to post Share on other sites
Love4hockey 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Kill him? Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted October 10, 2006 Author Share Posted October 10, 2006 Kill him?maybe with a trident.... Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Slip him a mickey. Link to post Share on other sites
The Czar 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Get University letterhead, make a letter stating his recent dismissal from the University. He may appeal it at the Dean's office at 2pm Thursday or the decision stands. I'd go with academic dishonesty, because most college students have cheeted at one time or another. Then laugh your balls off while watching him tie his tie while sweating about possibly having to call mom and dad. Let him go to the meeting. While he is at the meeting, piss on his toothbrush, take a picture of it with the date stamped. Open a new anonymous hotmail account, wait a week, then email him the picture. Link to post Share on other sites
zsta2k6 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 I noticed you have a probable modded xbox on hand. If he uses it a lot, a quick and easy way to 'break' it (and this will only work if he isnt that knowledgable about the subject) is to steal the jumpers on the hard drive, or simply set them to something else. This will render about 90% of xboxes inoperable, depending on the bios they are using. Then claim to be hella awesome with xboxes, charge him $50 to fix it, and just put the jumper back.... boom headshotand oh yeah, I still say piss on the bastard Link to post Share on other sites
Steamed Rice 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 cum on everything they haveyeah i said it Link to post Share on other sites
GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Frats are for gay guys. Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 Slip him a mickey.it's almost like someone else just made this joke four posts before you.......Daterape him.for the record the naked man pictures thing is the best. the mailing list one is a very close second. Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted October 10, 2006 Share Posted October 10, 2006 it's almost like someone else just made this joke four posts before you.......not the same thing. mickeys are very classy. i've seen them in movies. Link to post Share on other sites
leebs12 0 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 Fraternitys are for classy guys.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted October 11, 2006 Share Posted October 11, 2006 ZOMG! They turned your stuff UPSIDE DOWN!?! To laugh or cry, I know not which... Link to post Share on other sites
runthemover 39 Posted October 12, 2006 Share Posted October 12, 2006 not the same thing. mickeys are very classy. i've seen them in movies.sorry. I am shamed. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 Frat boys. Classy. Link to post Share on other sites
zimmer4141 0 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 whats wrong with sammys at UM? I have not met them but they are a strong frat there, i think 60 members with a nice house.Our experience with them has been that they're douchebags. One kid was catering a banquet there and brought ham (it's a Jewish frat) (He did not know that) so one of the brothers flipped out at him and threw the ham at him. They also egged our house one time. Also, we lived in the house they currently live in 2 years ago, and they've pretty much let it go to hell compared to how it was when we were there. Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted November 10, 2006 Share Posted November 10, 2006 If you want revenge that will really play with their minds then I have one for you. - Go to a costume or wig store and buy a couple cheap wigs that match the hair colors of your frat brothers- Get them completely wasted and make sure they pass out in their beds- While they are out cold cut up the wigs and spread the hair around their pillows- Wait for them to wake up (probably yelling and screaming profanities at this point thinking they are losing their hair or someone has cut it during the night), but don't let on that you did it- Just let it ride and laugh your ass offenjoy Link to post Share on other sites
Napa_Don 688 Posted November 10, 2006 Author Share Posted November 10, 2006 Ha, I totally forgot about updating this. So far to date I have - shaved my pubes with his shaver that he uses almost daily- signed him up for a few different mailing lists and my favorite, signed him up for some extremely liberal group(he's conservative) and indicated on their survey that he is very interested in volunteering(going door to door, calling people, etc) for their organizationthat's it for now i guess Link to post Share on other sites
CardWarfare 4 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 How did you type this message with Wang's cock in your mouth?I'm just curious is all......It really isn't that hard as long as he stands over to the side and doesn't block the monito... Oh you minx. Trying to get me to walk right into that one eh?cum on everything they haveyeah i said itThe sheer ridiculousness of this statement made me laugh. Very nice. Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted November 11, 2006 Share Posted November 11, 2006 The sheer ridiculousness of this statement made me laugh. Very nice.yea and after seeing his name I was reminded of an old urban legend involving 5 asian guys in the kitchen of an inner city Chinese food place circle jerking into a wok full of rice while some unsuspecting Mother of three is being examined at her doctor's office for what appears to be herpes growing on her lips and in her mouthno offense to you or your heritage Link to post Share on other sites
dereeekho 0 Posted November 12, 2006 Share Posted November 12, 2006 Ha, I totally forgot about updating this. So far to date I have - shaved my pubes with his shaver that he uses almost daily- signed him up for a few different mailing lists and my favorite, signed him up for some extremely liberal group(he's conservative) and indicated on their survey that he is very interested in volunteering(going door to door, calling people, etc) for their organizationthat's it for now i guessRemind me to NEVER stay at the same hotel as you Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 Ha, I totally forgot about updating this. So far to date I have - shaved my pubes with his shaver that he uses almost daily- signed him up for a few different mailing lists and my favorite, signed him up for some extremely liberal group(he's conservative) and indicated on their survey that he is very interested in volunteering(going door to door, calling people, etc) for their organizationthat's it for now i guessYou can do something similar to the mailing lists with his email address and he will start recieving all sorts of SPAM. Link to post Share on other sites
RonBurgundy 0 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 in my experience, frats are for insecure douchebags who are scared they wont have any friends or know about the "sweet parties" and who use other douchebags to prop them up and make them feel big. some of the most truly unhappy people i know.regardless, 2 classic pranks passed down from the annals of the army thread:1. if he's in class for a while, get on his computer and completely **** with his iTunes. i know it doesnt sound great, but when he gets home and wants to hear that kickin dave mathews track, hes gonna realize dave mathews no longer exists on his itunes, and "crash" is now secretly disguised as "shook ones part ii" (which is an upgrade anyway). takes a long *** time to fix.2. if you know his parents are coming to visit one night, grab a bottle of whiskey and tell him you two are gonna make a day of it. get trashed, wait for parents to show up, hilarity ensues.or you could do my favorite, and just slowly steal things. a shoelace here, a hat there, before too long he'll think he's crazy. (or that you have all his shoelaces in your closet, which would be true)p.s. how could i forget? OMG LIKE TOTES HIJACK HIS FACEBOOK AND MAKE IT ALL GAY. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted November 13, 2006 Share Posted November 13, 2006 I got a "bid" for a local fraternity last year because I had hung out w/ a lot of the guys because I live in the "frat" floor. Most of my friends joined the frat and they are nice but I didn't like the idea because spending money to do things really didn't intrigue me. But I don't see what the big problem is with calling it a "frat". Everyone here calls it that. Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted November 14, 2006 Share Posted November 14, 2006 in my experience, frats are for insecure douchebags who are scared they wont have any friends or know about the "sweet parties" and who use other douchebags to prop them up and make them feel big. some of the most truly unhappy people i know.regardless, 2 classic pranks passed down from the annals of the army thread:1. if he's in class for a while, get on his computer and completely **** with his iTunes. i know it doesnt sound great, but when he gets home and wants to hear that kickin dave mathews track, hes gonna realize dave mathews no longer exists on his itunes, and "crash" is now secretly disguised as "shook ones part ii" (which is an upgrade anyway). takes a long *** time to fix.2. if you know his parents are coming to visit one night, grab a bottle of whiskey and tell him you two are gonna make a day of it. get trashed, wait for parents to show up, hilarity ensues.or you could do my favorite, and just slowly steal things. a shoelace here, a hat there, before too long he'll think he's crazy. (or that you have all his shoelaces in your closet, which would be true)p.s. how could i forget? OMG LIKE TOTES HIJACK HIS FACEBOOK AND MAKE IT ALL GAY.This is something I would totally do. Link to post Share on other sites
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