alf13 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I think this one should win. Nothing says loser like a load to the face !! I thought that meant "I love you". Link to post Share on other sites
Pot Odds RAC 23 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 All your chip are belong to me.OK. If I'd been drinking milk it would have shot out of my nose when I read that. Link to post Share on other sites
jjgoldy5 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 After a bad beat: I was feeling it!Big pot: YAHHHHTZEEEEHuge multiway pot: Kowabunga b - ches Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 only because it's you, i'll allow you to use my new awesomely awesome catch phrase, easily typeable into chat windows: BLADOW as in, "How ya like me now? BLADOW."shouldnt that be "TADOW"?also:ROCKS AND RINGS BIIIAAAAAAAAAAAATCH.then punch yourself in the face repeatedly. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,755 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 +1, One of my favorite guilty pleasure movies.Drunk Pat Morita style:"BONZAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIII"What movie is that from? Link to post Share on other sites
Canuckickstan 2 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Beaver had a good one the other day " Shablazm " Kinda retro... Link to post Share on other sites
Maastonacci 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "Scooby Doo", especially if you play hilo Link to post Share on other sites
*Lone*Trout* 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 This kind of dates me, but I have taken to sayingNow that's Italian!!!*L*T* Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 aaaaaaaaand I'm spentorget in my belly Link to post Share on other sites
Brunswick14 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 WHOOPAA!! or in the words of Phil Hellmuth "Hold'emm" (if your playing holdem of course) Link to post Share on other sites
Jeff Madsen 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Shpuhdoinkle!Watch the movie Cannibal The Musical and you'll get what Im saying. Link to post Share on other sites
JackedEight 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 What movie is that from?Karate Kid, When Ralph was too Macchio Link to post Share on other sites
magnus72 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Karate Kid, When Ralph was too MacchioHe knows look at his kick *** avatar. Link to post Share on other sites
TheBigB11 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 When you win- Why don't you give me half the money you were going to bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts and we'll call it a day!If you chop- Your freaking dead Griswald Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 I AM KAZAAM!!!!! Link to post Share on other sites
DinkyDonuts 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "People do stupid things. Woo hoo, woo hoo hoo, woo hoo, woo hoo hoo..." Link to post Share on other sites
navybuttons 15 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "you know you can't raise your voice like that when the lion gets here"one of 3 funny things in this entire thread Link to post Share on other sites
jayvegas420 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 After "chopping" the showdown because the other player rolls over the same hand I have, I sometimes ask the player something like "How can play rags like that?"After a pause I roll over the same cards.It's fun to hear some of the responses like "You played the same hand, A*Hole" or "Wrong button!" (online) Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "You suck at poker and life in general." Link to post Share on other sites
Alex916F 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Jerry Maguire-"SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYYY!!!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
ToddnMiss 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 How about after catching the river: " Thanks Genie ! "- or -" Two more wishes left ! " Online you could say: "Sorry, my magic 8-ball said it was coming!"I've never seen or used any of those, but I did steal this one once (for online play): "Admit it, your browser was already pointed at Neteller anyhow!" Link to post Share on other sites
stevedar 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Don't say anything...Just have a cd player with a speaker under the table...when you win a pot...you blast your theme song until the next hand gets dealt...Then when you win another pot...you do it again.I'd like to do this but instead of a cd player/mp3...use those old fisher price tape players with the big buttons.Stand up, put it on the table, press play, sit, stack chips, push pause, stand up and put it back under your chair. Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 "Who left the barndoor open"?And of course: "Hasan Habiiiib"!!! Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 Tippy Toe! Tippy Toe!!Yeah... I got nothin. Link to post Share on other sites
BoxingCritic 1 Posted September 1, 2006 Share Posted September 1, 2006 SEND THE BREAD TO FRED Link to post Share on other sites
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