GeneralGeeWhiz 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 You've been Jack Baured! Link to post Share on other sites
MyPlayIsRAB 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 derka derka, mohammed allah jihad mohammed! Link to post Share on other sites
Stylin_Fish 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 "I bet that bus is looking pretty good right about now isn't it?" Link to post Share on other sites
cuddlemonkey 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 It's more entertaining if you can use props. After sucking out, tell the loser that he needs to block his thoughts better. Give him a tinfoil hat. Stare at him. Link to post Share on other sites
tskillz187 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 In Omaha hi in my home game, we play very loose and crazy. Everyone usually sees the flop no matter what the cost. One night, my friend was a little drunk and saw his Omaha hand and said "this hand so hot I'ma cum on it" and that has stuck in the home game for awhile. You can use this, but usually reserved for PF and best in Omaha because it can be an assortment of cards. I admit it, my friend is black, and I want to be him, so I say it as well. Link to post Share on other sites
FileError404 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 This only works if you have a good singing voice:"There he is, the biggest duche in the universeIn all the Galaxies there's no bigger duche than youuuuuuuuYou've reached the top, the pinnacle of douchedomNice going duche, your dreams have come trueeeeeee".******, spelled correctly is censored... Link to post Share on other sites
CrazyJoe 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 "FUCK ME TO TEARS!" Link to post Share on other sites
DudeSurprise 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 My favorite, courtesy of sirch1:I'm 12 Link to post Share on other sites
bhaas 0 Posted September 3, 2006 Share Posted September 3, 2006 Catch your one outer on the river and say "All that poker on TV I watched sure has paid off"Or,Tell your mother to stop dragging her teeth on my cock, oooops sorry,I'm thinking of someone elses mother, your mother has no teeth.It's even funnier when you say that to a brotha. Link to post Share on other sites
Big_B_Killer 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Best one I've used after a DONK win:Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee HaaaaaaaaaaaaaW! Link to post Share on other sites
Teffy 0 Posted September 4, 2006 Share Posted September 4, 2006 Jerry Maguire-"SHOW ME THE MONEYYYYYY!!!!!"NOT THE SLIGHTEST BIT FUNNY, CLEVER OR MILDLY ENTERTAINING.In Omaha hi in my home game, we play very loose and crazy. Everyone usually sees the flop no matter what the cost. One night, my friend was a little drunk and saw his Omaha hand and said "this hand so hot I'ma cum on it" and that has stuck in the home game for awhile. You can use this, but usually reserved for PF and best in Omaha because it can be an assortment of cards. I admit it, my friend is black, and I want to be him, so I say it as well. WHAT THE FUUCK? Link to post Share on other sites
JackedEight 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Now that I have you money, can I have a ball coozy? Link to post Share on other sites
Governator 54 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Arrrggghhh.. ship it matey! Link to post Share on other sites
starfit 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 Two table spoons of butter... Link to post Share on other sites
sixhands 0 Posted September 5, 2006 Share Posted September 5, 2006 ala Dave Chappelle ...I'm rich b.i.tch Link to post Share on other sites
MapleLeafs 142 Posted September 10, 2006 Share Posted September 10, 2006 Never did see an actual winner announced.How about "Taste my nuts" Link to post Share on other sites
JackedEight 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 A tribute to CobaltBlue:"I love the Power Glove, its soooooo bad" Link to post Share on other sites
slim258 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 I had to piss, did my wife just win her first hand? Link to post Share on other sites
CzechRazor 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Only people who listen to the Opie and Anthony Show will get this ..."Look what I did to you... AGAIN! OHHHHHHHHH!"Some of these suggestions have been really funny. Not this one, though. Link to post Share on other sites
AcesOnFire 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 Two table spoons of butter...Stick it all in a bowl baby, stir it with a wooden spoon... Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 "This is easier than taking the panties off my daughter!"This is just plain wrong! Link to post Share on other sites
AcesOnFire 0 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 derka derka, mohammed allah jihad mohammed! SUPRISE COCKFAG! Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 After putting a bad beat on someone you can say: "Don't worry, I took my valtrex." Link to post Share on other sites
CBass1724 1 Posted September 26, 2006 Share Posted September 26, 2006 If you catch someone with their hand in the cookie jar:"Oh your tampon string must have gotten tangled with your mouse so you misclicked...happens to the best of us."If you see a bad beat at your table you can say:"Hey! NPH wouldn't do that, 'ight!" (Harold and Kumar) Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted October 13, 2006 Share Posted October 13, 2006 whammy! Link to post Share on other sites
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