CobaltBlue 662 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Knew a kid in highschool that got caught. His parents removed the door from his room. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 I've never been caught; I'm like a ninja of self-pleasure.i was too, i didnt even know she was anywhere near me.and i do have a lock on the door, but stupidly i didnt lock it .she hasnt said much to me, but what she has said it was said in a pissed off way.Knew a kid in highschool that got caught. His parents removed the door from his room.haha Link to post Share on other sites
wwmoon85 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 way back when i was in high school i saw a kid jerking it in the back of the school bus Link to post Share on other sites
fatman 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 way back when i was in high school i saw a kid jerking it in the back of the school busOne of the english teachers at my high school caught a kid jerking it in the back of the classroom during class. Link to post Share on other sites
24fanatics 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 "I won a contest".... Link to post Share on other sites
mrdannyg 274 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 in grade 8 a blind kid in my class got caught jerking it in the library. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I have heard a ton of excuses for how to convince your parents you were not saluting the captain. That was one of them.But the greatest of all:One of my friends was sitting on his couch, pulling his pork. All of a sudden, he hears his parents walking up the driveway. He gets frantic. As they're walking in, he's jumping up and down in the middle of the room, screams, "THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY PANTS" and runs into the bathroom. And they believed it.If this thread isn't locked by tomorrow though, I will be surprised.That's hillarious. The parents said they believed it, but I'm sure they knew what was going on. It's just easier not to confront the issue. There was no need to embarrass him about it.Knew a kid in highschool that got caught. His parents removed the door from his room.That is so lame. People masturbate. All people. I can see someone having an objection to porn, but then the solution is to remove the computer or tv or whatever from the room. Taking away someone's privacy so they can't perform a normal, healthy, safe act of pleasure on themselves is ridiculous. If they want to scar this boy, they'll keep up that kind of behavior.Sorry, this is a funny thread and I added the rant. Couldn't help myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Kuge 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 In 8th grade some kid jerked off in class, then when the teacher confronted him, he said "Umm...you wanna help me out here?".......:(Then at the end of the year the whole 8th grade went on a field trip that involved staying in a hotel overnight. The next day this one guy got caught doing the nasty with himself in his hotel room....he probably wouldn't have gotten caught if 3 OF HIS FRIENDS WEREN'T SHARING THE SAME 1 BEDROOM ROOM!!! I was friends with the guy who caught him, he told me that in the middle of the night he heard a funny noise and turned on the light, then he caught the kid beating his meat, my friend asked him what the heck he was doing...he said "I was...stretching...". Next day everyone knew about him, he didn't have many friends after that expirience . Poor kidAlso...I caught my brother in the act...I came home early one day and felt like saying hi to him so I opened the door as fast as I can to scare him....I was a fool... Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yea, its like a right of passage to be caught. I just avoided all contact with my mom for about 2 days then when I did talk to her I acted like it never happened. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Yea, its like a right of passage to be caught. I just avoided all contact with my mom for about 2 days then when I did talk to her I acted like it never happened.This is also how you deal with walking in on your parents doing it. Link to post Share on other sites
NortonFan 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 This is also how you deal with walking in on your parents doing it.Thats one right of passage I have never had to deal with, thank God. My mom said I did it a couple times when I was younger but God loves me enough to make me lose those memories. Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Thats one right of passage I have never had to deal with, thank God. My mom said I did it a couple times when I was younger but God loves me enough to make me lose those memories.I was 16. It totally sucked. It's burned into my memory for all time. Link to post Share on other sites
wsox8 10 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 yeah happened to me but also happened when my GF and I were doing it in her basement and her mom all of a sudden came home. It was fine after a few days. Link to post Share on other sites
cu in 4years Dan 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Author Share Posted August 20, 2006 will avoid contact, now i get to hang out with you losers for a while haha lol.so whats the weirdest place your ever beat your meat? Link to post Share on other sites
gkunit20 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 in grade 8 a blind kid in my class got caught jerking it in the library.That sucks.And actually, Masturbation is a good way to relieve stress. I read it in a Health magazine that orgasms help relax people. Link to post Share on other sites
Wandigo 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 The funny part is, that right when you looked up into your mom's horrified eyes, was the moment of greatest satisfaction for you. LOLhahahahahahaha Link to post Share on other sites
CrackofmyACE 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I'm ambidextrous ... tug with my right..sack tickle with my left Link to post Share on other sites
thatguy 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I know you don't want to think of this but your parents masturbated as kids too. I'm sure if u don't bring up the issue they will probably forget about it. It's not as big of a deal as your making it out to be. Just be more private about it in the future. The lock is a good idea. Link to post Share on other sites
DonkSlayer 1 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I was 16. It totally sucked. It's burned into my memory for all time.I feel like it would be much easier for girls to play it off, unless there was equipment involved or they snuck up on you.That sucks.And actually, Masturbation is a good way to relieve stress. I read it in a Health magazine that orgasms help relax people.Yeah I"m feeling pretty stressed... Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I have never done it before, but this thread is making me think about it. Link to post Share on other sites
Theraflu 1,035 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 I feel like it would be much easier for girls to play it off, unless there was equipment involved or they snuck up on you.Yeah I"m feeling pretty stressed...i'm pretty sure nikki was referring to walking in her parents doin the nasty. Link to post Share on other sites
timwakefield 68 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Nice signature! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 20, 2006 Share Posted August 20, 2006 Knew a kid in highschool that got caught. His parents removed the door from his room.I had a friend who had this happen. His excuse? "I had an itch! WELL I DID!" Link to post Share on other sites
nell789 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 People masturbate. All people.that is simply not true.I have never done it before, but this thread is making me think about it.see????I almost forgot about this....I think it fits in nicely in this threadhttp://thatvideosite.com/view/1771.html Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 both, and she helped me boom boom into tissue paper too.FYP Link to post Share on other sites
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