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wow this sucks. i was watching porn, which i hardly ever do, and my mum walked in. what do i do??? what the hell, shes a bit angrey i think but the thing is to make it look like she didnt notice she stood there asking for a bike pump, which she was actually looking for but still.words of wisdom from those who have been there?

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Um...ew.Just tell her you were playing solitaire.
Is that how you play Solitaire? I have been doing it all wrong. :club:
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I have heard a ton of excuses for how to convince your parents you were not saluting the captain. That was one of them.But the greatest of all:One of my friends was sitting on his couch, pulling his pork. All of a sudden, he hears his parents walking up the driveway. He gets frantic. As they're walking in, he's jumping up and down in the middle of the room, screams, "THERE'S A SPIDER IN MY PANTS" and runs into the bathroom. And they believed it.If this thread isn't locked by tomorrow though, I will be surprised.

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I always enjoyed the Dave Atell:"Help! My Hand and Penis are FIGHTING!"

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everyone gets caught and everyone moves on. Just forget about it and erase the day from your mind...oh and you might want to lay off auditioning the hand puppet for awhile there chief ok?

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everyone gets caught and everyone moves on. Just forget about it and erase the day from your mind...oh and you might want to lay off auditioning the hand puppet for awhile there cheif ok?
sorry about going off topic but I don't think people mind. you're the dude who works at the radio station? just curious if you play Crash Carter? I guess maybe it's not even music station i dunno
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sorry about going off topic but I don't think people mind. you're the dude who works at the radio station? just curious if you play Crash Carter? I guess maybe it's not even music station i dunno
Yes I amand no we don'tI've never even heard of 'em. And chances are, if I've never heard of 'em, they're not big at all. That's not to say they won't blow up in the next year or two, but in all my research on music (read none) I've never heard of them at all.EDIT: OK, I just googled these guys and found their website. Here's a tip if you know them. If they want to get big, make sure they pay their hosting fees on time so their webpage can always be up so dumb DJ's like myself will be able to learn about 'em.Also, it seems as though they aren't really "rock" type music. They seem a little softer/alternative like. If they're like Switchfoot (as it's claimed on their webpage) Rock prolly wouldn't play them because they're too soft for our audience. But then again, i've never heard of 'em either.
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no they're just a local SD band and couple stations play 'em down there just curious
huh...yeah, never heard of 'em. But that doesn't mean anything. I know absolutely ZERO about our local music scene and that's just the way I like it.
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