Turbo Dog 1 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 This reminds me of the time I got in trouble at the Dry Cleaner. The sign said "drop your pants and jacket off here." Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 that is simply not true.Okay, but most do, and it's certainly a normal human activity. Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 that is simply not true.see????I almost forgot about this....I think it fits in nicely in this threadhttp://thatvideosite.com/view/1771.html I was just kidding, I do it almost daily lol. Link to post Share on other sites
yergan 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I was just kidding, I do it almost hourly lol.QFT Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 QFTNah, it's pointless when you're just shooting blanks. Link to post Share on other sites
XX44466XX 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Funny scene from Grandma's Boy.Except it was his friend's mom.And he came on her.And he was like 38.Wait, Dan? Link to post Share on other sites
ricker 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 so whats the weirdest place your ever beat your meat?One time while I was driving home on the 101 between San louis obisbo and San Jose from some conference I went to, I turned on cruise control and took care of business going 70 mph on the 101 in California. Also, one time in an airplane bathroom somewhere over Las Vegas on a trip back from Virginia. I'm a proud member of the mile high club: Solo Flight Members division.Both horrifyingly true stories. Link to post Share on other sites
SAM_Hard8 50 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 My mom caught me when I was 13. She said wait until I tell your father, I was scared to death!. Dad came into my room and told me to be more careful next time and walked out laughing. I miss my dad. Link to post Share on other sites
sandwedge 30 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Several years ago when I was in college, I was "doing the deed". I lived in a private room and had the door locked. Someone knocked on the door, but I decided to ignore it and continue my activity. Suddenly, I heard a key enter the lock and the door opened. It was a resident assistant giving a potential student a tour of "camps life". I covered myself as quicly as possible with a sheet, but it was pretty obvious what was going on. Link to post Share on other sites
keith crime 8 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Several years ago when I was in college, I was "doing the deed". I lived in a private room and had the door locked. Someone knocked on the door, but I decided to ignore it and continue my activity. Suddenly, I heard a key enter the lock and the door opened. It was a resident assistant giving a potential student a tour of "camps life". I covered myself as quicly as possible with a sheet, but it was pretty obvious what was going on.well that is a lot of campus life Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 ummm..as simple plan might say "welcome to my life" Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Ok, I got a few things...Nikki - I agree that not all people do. A good girl and guy friend of mine swear on their life that they don't. And they are people that would say.A few funny stories...We used to hang at this house a couple guys we knew lived at in college. The 1 was a real tool bag and my buddy Church and I would do things to torment him. Anyway, the tool was gone 1 day so Church went into his room, found a picture of his sister on his computer, and beat it. He left a notepad note on the computer, with the picture still up that said "I beat it to your sister in here. Look in the trash can if you don't believe me." F'n hilarious.Another buddy of mine was driving from Chicago to Nova Scotia with a buddy of his. He was in the backseat and couldn't get to sleep, so he made him turn up the radio so he could beat it to sleep better.A girl I know was told that right before she started working there, a guy got fired for beating it in the urinal. At least use a stall, right?I know I had more to add...but that's all for now.... Link to post Share on other sites
Mercury69 3 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 The funny part is, that right when you looked up into your mom's horrified eyes, was the moment of greatest satisfaction for you. LOLBWahahahahaaaa!!!Next time, just tell to knock or, if she's gonna just walk in like that, at least give you a reach-around. Or call your sister in... Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh yea...OP, is your mom hot?? Please provide a picture. Link to post Share on other sites
dms26 3 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Knew a kid in highschool that got caught. His parents removed the door from his room.they wanted to watch? Link to post Share on other sites
Nikki_N 17 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 One time while I was driving home on the 101 between San louis obisbo and San Jose from some conference I went to, I turned on cruise control and took care of business going 70 mph on the 101 in California.I've given road head on that stretch of 101. Link to post Share on other sites
fckthis 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 The worst thing about getting caught...is just the few moments of pure awkwardness. Even getting pantsed at the pool isnt as awkward. I remember my mom just yelling at me, mainly because it was porno. I just denied like I was Clinton MANG, even though it was fairly obvious lol. I said it was a music video Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 http://thatvideosite.com/view/2004.htmlThis is the GOD of all videos. Trust me! Link to post Share on other sites
HangukMiguk 8 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 Oh yea...OP, is your mom hot?? Please provide a picture.TTIPFWP (This Thread Is Perfectly Fine Without Pics) Link to post Share on other sites
Dawson Leery 12 Posted August 21, 2006 Share Posted August 21, 2006 I'd post about it on the internet. Link to post Share on other sites
socalpoker_j 1 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 One time while I was driving home on the 101 between San louis obisbo and San Jose from some conference I went to, I turned on cruise control and took care of business going 70 mph on the 101 in California. Also, one time in an airplane bathroom somewhere over Las Vegas on a trip back from Virginia. I'm a proud member of the mile high club: Solo Flight Members division.Both horrifyingly true stories.I guess its about as dangerous as talking on a cell phone while you drive. You're an extreme sports kinda guy aren't you? Link to post Share on other sites
fryer98 30 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://thatvideosite.com/view/2004.htmlThis is the GOD of all videos. Trust me!You think a guy beating off with a guy is the "GOD of all videos"?Seriously, were you one of those 2 guys? Link to post Share on other sites
SweetDaddyFreak 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 You think a guy beating off with a guy is the "GOD of all videos"?Seriously, were you one of those 2 guys?I thought it was great, and not in that gay kinda wayAnd seriously, whatever your imagination desires Link to post Share on other sites
troyomac 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 I've given road head on that stretch of 101.Want to go for a drive? Link to post Share on other sites
wwmoon85 0 Posted August 22, 2006 Share Posted August 22, 2006 http://thatvideosite.com/view/2004.htmlThis is the GOD of all videos. Trust me!hahahhaha...."WHAT THE HELL! WHAT THE HELL" Link to post Share on other sites
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