Funny/crazy Casino Stories

[nutzbuster 7]

Ok so here's my story. I'm 18 years old, earlier this year I went to the Casino Windsor in Windsor Canada with some friends. I have a pretty solid fake id and it works everywhere. So I got to the casino, my id was checked and they let me in. I put my name down for some 4-8 limit and then went downstairs to play some video poker while I waited. Evidently, another of my friends who looks like he is 14 tried to get in on a similar fake id. When the ID was more closely examined my friend took of running. This obviously alerted the casino security who located me with the security cameras. I was grabbed on the floor of the casino by two large burly men who took me underground in a tunnel across the street to the Windsor police station. I was kept in a cell with 4 or 5 other guys who had been arrested for public intox. All in all, being in a cell with those guys was pretty damn entertaining. After a few hours I was booked for a few crimes, formally trespassed and forever barred from the Casino Windsor, and released. As I left I was actually given the money they had cashed out of the video poker machine, in an envelope. I promptly left Canada and have yet to pay my fines or make my court appearances.

Fugitive.Remember...just because you aren't paranoid doesn't mean they aren't all out to get you.

[GreyBeard 0]

20 yrs ago Flamingo hotel in Vegas. I was playing poker and this guy whohad been playing a slot machine told his wife to watch it while he went to the washroom.It was a jackpot machine and you had to put 3 dollars in to hit the jackpot, naturally his wife drops 1 dollar in hits 3 7's and wins $ 300 just as he comes back.He screams at her that you just cost me 2.5 million dollars you biatch and starts to beat the snot out of her until security pulled him off

[Dhall901 0]

20 yrs ago Flamingo hotel in Vegas. I was playing poker and this guy whohad been playing a slot machine told his wife to watch it while he went to the washroom.It was a jackpot machine and you had to put 3 dollars in to hit the jackpot, naturally his wife drops 1 dollar in hits 3 7's and wins $ 300 just as he comes back.He screams at her that you just cost me 2.5 million dollars you biatch and starts to beat the snot out of her until security pulled him off

MOST...EXPENSIVE..PISS...EVER

[navybuttons 15]

1: guy ripped up his cards and left.2: guy folded his cards like a teepee, sat them on the felt, and sat back down and said 'watsup?'3: 4/8 a woman pushed quad 6s until everyone else folded, she showed and the table busted up because she missed the $1100 bonus for showing down four sixes.4: flop AAJ, turn A, river blank. 3 players- woman called with aces full of jacks (J7) man called with aces full (10,10), and AQ won the pot. both her cards didn't play and she killed the jackpot. blue light was on ($100,000)5: i missed all my draws and this donkey sucked out on me.

[terradawg 0]

a few years ago we're in vegas and we see keyshawn johnson playing craps with two ladies. we tell one of our friends we'll give her $50 if she kisses one of the ladies. she goes up to her and says, "will you kiss me? it's for a bet." needless to say the woman was freaked out and wouldn't. she kept trying until security had to ask her to leave the table. she walked like 20 feet, threw herself on the floor, spread her legs wide open (she was wearing a skirt), and started yelling, "my friends made me do it!!!" we dragged her away as fast as we could before security did anything else.

[Laffer 0]

I was at Foxwood's at a blackjack table.It was a special blackjack table where you could put $1 chip on this circle with a 7 in it. This was a side bet. If you were dealt a 7, you got $5. If you were dealt two 7's, you got like $50. If you were dealt three 7's, you got like $500. But if you were dealt three 7's all of the same suit, you got $5000 for your $1 bet.Well, this college age hot asian chick was seated two seats to the left of me. Her first two cards are the 7 of clubs. Nobody is really paying attention. Well, it comes around to the guy before her and he hits his 13 with the dealer showing a 4. Out comes the 7 of clubs. This was supposed to be the chick's 7 of clubs that would have won her $5000.The guy caught hell and promptly left the table.

[Yoda 1]

4: flop AAJ, turn A, river blank. 3 players- woman called with aces full of jacks (J7) man called with aces full (10,10), and AQ won the pot. both her cards didn't play

I don't get it. If the river was a blank and final board was AAAJX isn't her 5 card poker hand AAAAQ? You got robbed.

[Gallo 1]

Ok, here goes.About 6yrs ago went to the Horseshoe In Indiana with a friend of mine. He was playing Carribean Stud Poker $25 with $1 progressive. I guess you win a jackpot or partial of it depending on what you get, 4 of a kind, straight flush, royal flush with the dollar progressive. I was just drinking and watching my friend play. Anyway after about an hour or so the lady to my friend's left gets up and moves to a seat that was just vacated by another player, guess she was justhaving no luck. Anyway, as soon as she stands up some guy sits down in her seat. First hand he gets dealt a royal flush and wins the jackpot for $18,000. The whole table just went silent and we just kept looking at the lady that just moved from her seat. Had she not moved the guy would've sat at the other spot and she would've won the jackpot. He tips the dealer like $200 and walks away. We just kept looking at that lady and she just says, "Oh well."Funny thing is, I was gonna ask my friend to lend me some money so I could play, I would've taken her seat. Oh well.

[DESSERTLADY 0]

Hi all,I'm not sure how crazy this story is but I thought it was a strange trip.A few years back in the early 90s My DH and I were going to Vegas every few years and stayed at the Continental Hotel/Casino on Paradise/Flamingo Rd. I do believe that "Terribles" took it over sometime back. Ok, First full day we were there, over the PA system in the Casino, we were told to vacate the building for our safety. We found out after we left the building that a Bomb Scare had been called in. A few hours later the all clear came and we were able to proceed back into the hotel.Second day, we get up, eat, go to the casino floor, my husband was playing 25cent video poker machines close to the Flaminingo entrance door while I watched. I smelled something burning, (I smoke and I had a lit cigarette in my hand thinking I dropped an ash on my clothes) I look around when I didn't see anything on ME burning and I turn to the back of the casino and the room is filling up with smoke. Fire Alarm goes off. I started to get up and leave the building and my DH is Killing this machine and doesn't want to leave it (he had been hitting almost everything except the Royal) Finally a security guard comes up to us and says you have to leave and made sure we went outside to the Flamingo curb area. 3 hours in the hot sun in late July we were allowed back into the hotel once again.The main restaurant was on the same floor as the casino and a fire had broke out behind the grills and had burnt through the casino wall hence all the smoke. We were about 25 or so feet away from the dang wall. One good thing that came from those two days that, we got 2 meals a day free for the remainder of our stay. BTW he went back to the video poker machine that he had been playing on when the fire broke out and started winning again(too weird in itself)We stuck around to see what was going to happen on day 3.

[bascomeb 0]

In my limit game at casino a guy was involved in a hand and was very tired.He was so tired that when the river action came to him he fell asleep with his head face down on the felt.

[Kei 0]

4: flop AAJ, turn A, river blank. 3 players- woman called with aces full of jacks (J7) man called with aces full (10,10), and AQ won the pot. both her cards didn't play and she killed the jackpot. blue light was on ($100,000)

Why didn't both of her cards play? Was the river a K? If the river was anything other than the K, wouldnt her queen play as her kicker to the quads?

[navybuttons 15]

I don't get it. If the river was a blank and final board was AAAJX isn't her 5 card poker hand AAAAQ? You got robbed.

its aces full of tens or better beaten by quads or better. both cards have to play. the 5 card hands: AAAAQ, AAAJJ, AAA1010. AAAJJ killed it because both hole cards didn't play.

[Yoda 1]

Why didn't both of her cards play? Was the river a K? If the river was anything other than the K, wouldnt her queen play as her kicker to the quads?

^^^I just said that

[Kei 0]

^^^I just said that

Saw that, but I had already posted it and yours wasnt there when I started.

[Yoda 1]

its aces full of tens or better beaten by quads or better. both cards have to play. the 5 card hands: AAAAQ, AAAJJ, AAA1010. AAAJJ killed it because both hole cards didn't play.

Gotcha..that makes sense. Your context made it look like u were saying AQ killed the pot. But yea I guess that Jack bitch killed it. I wonder how many players would be aware enough to lay it down even if they thought it was a winner to get the bad beat JP.

[milbucksfans 0]

I've got two. This might be long...1. My wife (girlfriend at the time) and I drunkenly wandered into the Westward Ho one night about 7 years ago sometime in the very early morning. We ambled up to the craps table and I began playing with my back to the front door. After a couple minutes I heard someone shouting behind me. I turn around and see this crazy-looking bald black dude with wild eyes in a trenchcoat just yelling. "I'm gonna kill all y'all mother f**kers! Every one of ya!" He must've said that five times. Meanwhile, I've got one eye on him and the other eye on a spot on the floor under the craps table where my girlfriend and I will soon be taking shelter when he opens fire. He starts slowly walking through the casino making it past a long row of slot machines, past the craps table, all the way up to the cage. He starts barking something unintelligible at the cage.This goes on for about three minutes with no sign of security anywhere. I distinctly remember the box man at my table, responding to the hysterical question from one of the craps players. "Where the hell is security?!?!" The boxman, still seated, looks up and goes "They'll take care of it." Like this happened every day. He didn't even flinch.Finally a rent-a-cop appears and after what seemed like my entire life, talks the guy into walking outside with him. Once he gets him out there, the cop leaves him on the street, turns around and walks back into the casino. Just leaves the guy right outside the door. Incredibly, the guy walked off down Las Vegas Boulevard. That was probably the fastest I've ever sobered up in my life.On second thought, that took too long to write. I'll have to post the other story later.

[sixhands 0]

its aces full of tens or better beaten by quads or better. both cards have to play. the 5 card hands: AAAAQ, AAAJJ, AAA1010. AAAJJ killed it because both hole cards didn't play.

It should still be a payout, only the guy with aces full of jacks doesn't get anything. The guy with AAA1010 gets 50% and the AAAAQ gets the 25% the guy with AAAJJ gets nada except his table share.just my 2c

[wilheldp 0]

its aces full of tens or better beaten by quads or better. both cards have to play. the 5 card hands: AAAAQ, AAAJJ, AAA1010. AAAJJ killed it because both hole cards didn't play.

I think that still should have been a bad beat. Aces full of tens (using both hole cards) was beaten by four aces (using both hole cards). TT should have gotten the 50%, AQ should have gotten 25%, and the table gets the rest.EDIT: Dammit sixhands.

[rockytrh 0]

I think that still should have been a bad beat. Aces full of tens (using both hole cards) was beaten by four aces (using both hole cards). TT should have gotten the 50%, AQ should have gotten 25%, and the table gets the rest.EDIT: Dammit sixhands.

i disagree, the aces full 10s was actually beaten by aces full js, not a qualifing bad beat. The 4 aces beat the aces full js, which wasn't using both holes.My point: The 4 aces beat aces full jacks, the aces full 10s was already beat, thus i think they made the correct call.

[randy 0]

1. One of my friends was playing on the table behind me and he did something that involved check-raise or something with like a set of 3's which beat the other guys 2's. Cant remember the hand specifics but the guys responce of "Thats it, im going to kill you and your dog! and im going to eat your dog too" in broken english made me laugh so hard i cried.2. I got tossed out of the casino for being 16.... after i was already drunk and a guard decided i looked a little young. All that happened was that i got walked out by 5 dudes. No fines.3. My mate and just killed a NL game and then decided to play one hand of blackjack for fun. It seems he was not paying attention though and put his chips down on the 3-card poker table. Lucky for him the dealer dealt him 567 of diamonds and he got a massive payout and some jackpot.the hightlight was when he asked the dealer "why are my cards face down?" followed by "why do i have three cards?" everybody was laughing at him. He then asked for the hand rankings and proceded to give them all *#&* after getting paid.

[chrisuk_sw 0]

Me and two buddies are in the Luxor playing roulette, raucously drunk. We're sucking down Midori sours, when my friend, who is wearing this hat and is killing the table despite being barely able to stand, knocks his drink with his elbow. Luminous green booze pours all over the place. Everyone freezes.My mate said "No problem", leant forward and proceeded sucking all the alcohol out of the felt. Job done, he leant back with a **** eating grin and sticky green fuzz all over his face. The croupier's jaw dropped, her face a picture of aghast horror.I've never been so proud.

[No_Neck 0]

Me and two buddies are in the Luxor playing roulette, raucously drunk. We're sucking down Midori sours, when my friend, who is wearing this hat and is killing the table despite being barely able to stand, knocks his drink with his elbow. Luminous green booze pours all over the place. Everyone freezes.My mate said "No problem", leant forward and proceeded sucking all the alcohol out of the felt. Job done, he leant back with a **** eating grin and sticky green fuzz all over his face. The croupier's jaw dropped, her face a picture of aghast horror.I've never been so proud.

best story yet.

[rockytrh 0]

Me and two buddies are in the Luxor playing roulette, raucously drunk. We're sucking down Midori sours, when my friend, who is wearing this hat and is killing the table despite being barely able to stand, knocks his drink with his elbow. Luminous green booze pours all over the place. Everyone freezes.My mate said "No problem", leant forward and proceeded sucking all the alcohol out of the felt. Job done, he leant back with a **** eating grin and sticky green fuzz all over his face. The croupier's jaw dropped, her face a picture of aghast horror.I've never been so proud.

1 of 4 things happens when you're drunk in vegas (sometimes more than 1):1. You gamble, win huge, and make a fool out of yourself while your mates have a good laugh.2. You gamble, loose huge, and make a fool out of yourself while your mates have a good laugh.3. You wake up next to hooker, make a fool out of yourself, while your mates have a good laugh.4. Pass out, your mates then draw on your face, and have a good laugh

[NoShowJones 0]

Me and two buddies are in the Luxor playing roulette, raucously drunk..... *snip* I've never been so proud.

That's great! You win so far.

[sugi411 0]

Ok guys, I rarely post on the forum but I saw this topic and I think it's a pretty good one so let me add my story. About a couple years ago my 2 friends and I are at Bellagio early in the morning, about 3am. We had just gotten back from a club where my friend works and we were sitting at a 3 card poker table in the main hallway. Now if any of you guys are familiar with Bellagio, these tables are very close to the bar. And if you already know what I'm referring to now, there were some very hot women sitting at the bar talking to some very not so good looking men. Well my friends being drunken morons, loved to comment about "working ladies" and any other hot looking piece of *** that walked by. Keep in mind we are only 24 yrs old so it's not like we were acting out of character. So I'm sitting at this 3 card poker table playing along a guy who is betting pretty big and not saying much of anything. He was a pretty tough looking guy and didnt look like his luck had been running well that night. I was getting monster hands , lots of straights, but he wasnt catching anything. So as my friends get bored of watching me play, they start focusing on the hooker bar. My one friend looks at the other and says "MAN, LOOK AT THOSE HOOKERS. GOD DAMN. LOOK AT THE ONE WITH THE SKIRT. JESUS" I glance over, laughing more at them than anything else and i see like 4 women talking to random old men at the bar. Three of them are talking to 2 older men and one is just sitting kind of sideways looking at our table while sipping a drink. My one friend comments, "DUDE THAT HOT *** HOOKER IS STARING AT YOU DUDE (TO MY OTHER FRIEND, NOT ME)." Then all of a sudden, the woman at the bar gets out of her seat and starts walking towards our table. My friend goes "HOLY ****. SHES COMING OVER HERE. ASK HER HOW MUCH SHE COSTS"Thats when the guy sitting to my right ......without moving an inch .....says "PROBABLY A LOT SEEING HOW THATS MY WIFE"My jaw hit the table.....i totally froze.....i glanced over my shoulder to see my friends running away. I sat there wondering if the guy was gonna say anything to me or hit me but he didnt say anything. His wife came over, asked him how he was doing.....he just said not great and not much else. One hand later I colored up my chips and wished him good luck. He said thanks and I left. Definitely the most bizzare moment for me in vegas. I applaud the guy for having some self control. To this day my friends still think the story is funny. I have to remind them that they werent within fists distance of the guy they insulted.