Jeepster80125 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "I can predict the flop, Pokerstars deals me the hand before the flop. I swear. And I'll post my defense for 27, or wait, 28 pages..."I forget who said this... Link to post Share on other sites
BB 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "That's exactly what I put you on." Link to post Share on other sites
DCSports92GSR 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "i partied with daniel negraneu" Â Maybe you should learn how to spell his name right first.And I DID party with Daniel. Wat now! Link to post Share on other sites
DCSports92GSR 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 and holy wow... this thread was dug up from teh grave...... why? Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My God exists. Link to post Share on other sites
wrigh1 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "I never bluff" Link to post Share on other sites
mbreon 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "I'm a winning poker player." Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 I didn't see the biggest of all. I also didn't read all of them.How about: Good Luck. Link to post Share on other sites
DRskateNT 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "I'm up around 30K for the year...""Yeah that reminds me of the time I was at the table with Huck Seed, Phil Hellmuth, Stu Ungar, Johnny Moss, and Jesus Christ..... I walked away up 4K and I earned a lot of respect""I'm about to quit school and start playing fulltime" Link to post Share on other sites
richgambler 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 1) "Just a few more hands and I'll be done".LOL....Im famous for this one.....4 hrs later I'm still sitting......hey, if the games good, why stop??!!!! 8) Link to post Share on other sites
richgambler 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Cant believe this hasnt been mentioned yet...."Nice laydown" Link to post Share on other sites
No_Neck 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 yeah I made 300 on party poker last night. Link to post Share on other sites
nutzbuster 7 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "I just didn't get the cards tonight"Holy crap, sidebar time!Played last night in a total 3/6 B&m fish tank. It was beyond belief. I knew this and turned into granite man. Everytime I had a big pair or AK, AQ I limped in. And I missed every F-ing flop! I was getting rivered constantly by horrible cards, 2 pairs 8-5's off, 10-7's off, crap like that. Lost over $150 after letting my ego (and a few Grey Goose martinit's) become my guide. I actually left laughing. Gotta love that variance.Point is, sometimes it's true..."I JUST DIDN'T GET THE CARDS!".Best... Link to post Share on other sites
Herr Mensch 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My God exists.That's brutal.Spot-on accurate, but brutal.Mensch Link to post Share on other sites
Pupsta 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My God exists.oh yeah? well my god beat up your honor roll student. Link to post Share on other sites
leebs12 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My God exists.oh yeah? well my god beat up your honor roll student.Its not hard to beat up an honor student. We should leave that to those who need self confidance, something God has enough of. Link to post Share on other sites
Spademan 94 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 My God exists.oh yeah? well my god beat up your honor roll student.Well, my honor roll student is a burrito so hot it can't eat itself.Wait, wtf were we talking about? Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Isn't that speech in Malice by Alec Baldwin awesome?You ask me if I have a God complex? I am God. Link to post Share on other sites
RayPowers 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Played last night in a total 3/6 B&m fish tank.Which one?Ray Link to post Share on other sites
GWCGWC 83 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 The poker gods love me. Link to post Share on other sites
Men the Hellmuth 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 and holy wow... this thread was dug up from teh grave...... why? i mentioned why in my post..... said i was bored and wanted to bump a very very old topic to the front again..... its gotten a lot of responses already lol Link to post Share on other sites
jakoye 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 Poker players love bluffing so much that they can rarely stop once they leave the table. Some of the more common 'misrepresentations of reality':1) "Just a few more hands and I'll be done". 2) "I came out about even" 3) "I have no problem folding AK when it misses the flop." 4) [While watching poker on ESPN] "See that guy, the one in the hat? Like two tables behind this main table they're showing -- see the one who just kinda stretched? Yeah, that's me." 5) "I won""I think I played really well" Link to post Share on other sites
KTW 0 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 Good spoof. :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
aadams_22 3 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 "I have you beat, you would be wise to fold instead of giving me your money" Link to post Share on other sites
DCSports92GSR 0 Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 "I have you beat, you would be wise to fold instead of giving me your money"Hey... i say that in truth... because most of the donks I play with try to over-think verbal shit, and end up calling me anyways saying "you told me to fold so I really thought you wanted a call hehehehE!!!"lol Link to post Share on other sites
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