shydie 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 Poker players love bluffing so much that they can rarely stop once they leave the table. Some of the more common 'misrepresentations of reality':1) "Just a few more hands and I'll be done". 2) "I came out about even" 3) "I have no problem folding AK when it misses the flop." 4) [While watching poker on ESPN] "See that guy, the one in the hat? Like two tables behind this main table they're showing -- see the one who just kinda stretched? Yeah, that's me." 5) "I won" Link to post Share on other sites
MSR 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 "I know exactly what you have.""I'm not on tilt.""If you bet just one chip less I would have called."And last but not least, "Good hand." Link to post Share on other sites
shydie 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 lets not forget the best: "i'm a professional poker player."also: "i've never asked for money." (this comes directly from a personal experience when i was recently at the bellagio and a semi known poker pro came up to my friend that i was with and said "hey "so and so"-name deleted-do you think you could borrow me $40 or $50"...it was pathetic.) Link to post Share on other sites
shydie 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Author Share Posted December 13, 2004 "i partied with daniel negraneu" Link to post Share on other sites
MarkZ 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 By far the most popular:"I have the worst luck." Link to post Share on other sites
jomatty 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 I knew you were bluffing but i didnt call because.... Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 this [online] site is rigged. [thinking to yourself]ok this might not be a lie... in some cases.... hmm...another one: nice catch [on the river]real thought: i cant believe you called two big bets on the turn to catch that 4 outer. you suck and you stole my money, jerkface. Link to post Share on other sites
tekn0wledg 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 I didn't have the pot odds to make the call....I am working on a book, to be released in Q1 '05 Link to post Share on other sites
tilted 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 More of an excuse then a lie but...." They were suited!!!" Link to post Share on other sites
RPGs316 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 "I'm the only honest poker player." No lie, that comment was said aloud after I took down a pot. Link to post Share on other sites
KKsuited 0 Posted December 13, 2004 Share Posted December 13, 2004 "I just didn't get the cards tonight" Link to post Share on other sites
adamkadmon 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I've played all over the world kid and your the best I've ever seen. Link to post Share on other sites
adamkadmon 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 :wink: ya then give me my friken money back if your so sorry, you 20-1 suckout master. Link to post Share on other sites
eric1971 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 How about, "I could stop playing poker any time if I wanted to." :wink: Link to post Share on other sites
Suited_Up 2 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 "I'm just gonna get back up to where I was" (Back to your high mark for the day) "Then I'll stop for the day" Link to post Share on other sites
longdistance 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 I'm not a gambler, I'm a poker player!!(ive said this one b4 :shock: ) Link to post Share on other sites
KyleStark 0 Posted December 15, 2004 Share Posted December 15, 2004 "This is STRICTLY a posistion raise"...out of posistion Link to post Share on other sites
Karis13 0 Posted December 16, 2004 Share Posted December 16, 2004 from fulltilt - Poker is not a game of skill, its all about luck. I almost peed myself. Link to post Share on other sites
Silly_11 0 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 How about... "Shana Hiatt is not hot" :shock: .... LIAR! Link to post Share on other sites
srblan 0 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 "It's only a rash, it isn't contagious." Oh, wait, wrong set of lies ;)Some of the worst lies that poker players make are to themselves: "I'm pot committed, I have to call here even though I know I'm beat.""I'm hemmoraging money, but it's not because I'm getting outplayed or making bad decisions, I'm just getting unlucky, like the time I flopped two pair with 83 offsuit and I got beat by that flush draw or the bigger two pair." Link to post Share on other sites
Sidrat 0 Posted December 17, 2004 Share Posted December 17, 2004 I'm surprised no one has mentioned this one."I know what I can afford to lose".and the most dangerous of signs."I won't bet more than I can afford to lose." Link to post Share on other sites
maxone22 0 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 I've neverplayed this game before. Link to post Share on other sites
CrAcKeDaCeS 0 Posted January 3, 2005 Share Posted January 3, 2005 How about:"I could stop playing if I had to..." Link to post Share on other sites
Men the Hellmuth 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 sorry guys, l just wanted to bump a very very old topic to the front again lol.. i was bored..... but just to add to this topic the biggest lie i always hear is......" i usually sit at the 40-80 game but im just killing time until my wife is done eating" while playing at the 3/6 table.......... Link to post Share on other sites
case ace 0 Posted August 19, 2005 Share Posted August 19, 2005 "I'm just gonna get back up to where I was" (Back to your high mark for the day) "Then I'll stop for the day"i am telling this to myself as we speakas perks and beer where in... such a money burning lie! Link to post Share on other sites
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