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Metal sheds and carpet bagger sex fantasies- only in the sick thread.

 

strat you still dating that girl? whats the word?

 

Hank, whats up with your job?

 

Frau, you still a woman?

 

Brvy, hows your wife and my kids?

 

Ronny, hows the step son?

 

Jubi, whats for dinner?

 

Fritzy, hows the cat?

 

Nap, hows BC?

 

I always forget someone, be happy thats you.

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Metal sheds and carpet bagger sex fantasies- only in the sick thread.

 

strat you still dating that girl? whats the word?

 

Hank, whats up with your job?

 

Frau, you still a woman?

 

Brvy, hows your wife and my kids?

 

Ronny, hows the step son?

 

Jubi, whats for dinner?

 

Fritzy, hows the cat?

 

Nap, hows BC?

 

I always forget someone, be happy thats you.

 

Hi.

 

It's been in the low 90's here for 4 days so tomorrow I'm heading up the coast to beat the heat. And that's where I need to be for work this week. Picking up the keys to the house in Nor CA Friday. Still don't have a moving company lined up 100% for next week, which is nice.

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I haven't talked to BC in 7 months or so. I've had a few drunk voicemails and various texts from her. The last being a month ago or so.

 

Sluts, am i right?

 

Hope you gave her the hard ignore.

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Current landlord said they wouldn't make us pay rent for the first 8 days of April ( the 8th is when our 30 day notice is up) if we let them show the house while we are still here so we agreed. Luckily he only showed the house for about a half hour each Saturday and today and isn't taking any more applications but I really dislike people I don't know coming through our house.

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FOR FRAU ONLY

 

 

Here's my old boy going for a ride in the new whip yesterday

 

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omg omg omg I love him.

 

 

Frau, you still a woman?

 

 

Yes, I am a woman.

 

I made out with this ridiculously young man this weekend. I was on my back, laying on a goddamn futon, looking at the walls of his place, and of course he has a Black Flag album framed. I mean, of course I end up here again.

 

(He's too young for me. I agreed to move forward with said guy because he could hang with my Thalidomide baby joke.)

he's good, currently eyeing up my burger.

 

 

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We've seen that cat before, right? The same picture?

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Frau going for stamina over experience. Can't fault her for that.

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Hustlers gonna hustle. Don't get mugged.

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That's great you know your cats exact birthday.

 

I'm not even 100% on my dogs birth year muchless exact date and I picked him out of his litter. My best guess is he's 12. Not too bad for a farm dog mutt that has ate cheap dog food his whole life and has a penchant for fighting beavers and raccoons. Longest lifespan of a dog I've had by three fold.

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Gonna start my Uber driving career after work tonight with the assumption there will be surge pricing. I'm already ready to be done with it.

 

This is pure insanity to me. Just blows my mind. Not someone doing it, but you doing it.

 

Good luck, don't forget to get a fair amount of singles and fives. Gotta have change for that tip.

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