SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 it's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I'm pretty much the least desirable human on earth in every way imaginable yet have never understood how anyone not on the Autism spectrum could struggle with women. They're not a hard puzzle to solve. I guess its just Chicago where women tend to have different values than other places but seriously. If you can't walk into any random bar and go home with at least a 7 - at will- you're going about your life completely wrong. I want to meet you so badly it's ridiculous. You probably like Rilke too. The only way you could be a more interesting person is if your name was Frau. I got uninvited from the gay wedding today. They have limited space, and "100% attendance" so I can come, but I can't bring my guest. I've talked the wedding up to Gay BFF, and I'd feel horrible about going to wedding and leaving him out. The bride told me via text today, and I my feelings are really hurt. I guess I understand about space--she said she never intended me to bring a guest--but still. I've never invited a single only to anything, and the idea she's going to end our relationship via text. I had purchased her wedding present today (before the uninviting). I feel like getting drunk and crying. Speak of the devil: Sorry, Frau. That sucks. I was totally going to crash that s**t with a big Frau poster too. Just give me the date, and I'll use my Jesus connections to get the Westboro people there. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 This is D-Day. I just got home from the rehearsal dinner. I'm officiating this wedding tomorrow for the chick that said she would date Napa. I'm fairly nervous and never want to do anything like this again. I'm a idiot for agreeing to this. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
FYP 10 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Just give me the date, and I'll use my Jesus connections to get the Westboro people there. This may be the funniest thing you've ever posted. FYP 1 Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Oh yeah, I forgot Cobalt is....5'9" with an undetermined hair color 5'10". Currently reddish (was supposed to be pink) but normally brown. Weight? Link to post Share on other sites
CobaltBlue 662 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Also, having recently gotten married (in December), we specifically addressed invites to couples/singles. Some singles did ask if they could bring dates. Depending on how the guest list looked, we occasionally tried to show leeway. Then two people that asked if they could bring dates no-showed, so that was about $360 extra that my in-laws had to put up. Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 No showing a wedding you RSVP to is a perma lifetime friendship ban. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Essay21 2,385 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 At PF pumping and watching my USA basketball team put Mexico back in their third world place. Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I would think singles wanting to bring a plus one are the most likely to no show. They break up with the boy/girlfriend, their date cancels for some reason, etc... and they bail too because they don't want to go to a wedding alone. Supposed to be damned near 100 all weekend then cool down. I'm hoping (hope in one hand, shit in the other and see which fills up faster) that this is the last of the "hot" weekends. So ready for some cooler weather. As is my checking account after running the A/C damned near non stop for 3 plus months. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 5'10". Currently reddish (was supposed to be pink) but normally brown. Weight? Based on that thin, pretty face of yours, 163 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Based on that thin, pretty face of yours, 163 lol, no. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Finally broke 100 today at golf. 97. Shoulda been better but most of my putting was shit. Happy though, hit a lot of good shots. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 lol, no. Really? Dumpy ass? Fine, 193 Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 I don't think he's ever even weighed 130. Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Mexico 4,219 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 Ahhhh, he does have handsome cheekbones. Makes sense Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 6, 2014 Share Posted September 6, 2014 A fatty with pink hair? That would have been...something. Link to post Share on other sites
brvheart 1,752 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Wedding went ok. Hopefully the last time I have to do that. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 date went very well. she seems to like me and i kissed her and we made out a little at the door. boom goes the dynamite fellas. 8 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 I don't understand. Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 yeah me neither. Link to post Share on other sites
The Ocho 970 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Finally a real date! Did you check to make sure she still had her balls? 3 Link to post Share on other sites
SuitedAces21 2,722 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 you gotta save something for date two. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Tiltinagain 973 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 Went to the casino for some poker. Couldn't get anything going and left exactly even after 3 1/2 hours. Got home and the A/C is broken. And it's still 80 degrees outside at 10 pm. Going to be a shitty night. Maybe two if they can't get an A/C guy out on a Sunday. Not holding my breath. Good on you SA! Link to post Share on other sites
hank213 1,823 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 3 Link to post Share on other sites
JubilantLankyLad 1,957 Posted September 7, 2014 Share Posted September 7, 2014 In other unrelated bed news: Napa, I got one of those fancy foam slab pillows and slept with it last night. Holy shit! Why did you never mention how great these things are before? I'm holding you personally responsible for years of bad sleep with stupid crappy pillows. 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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