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My oldest PM, and I can't imagine TB would care that I'm sharing it:

Yeah, but he knows two things you don't:2) God's Love
I got a good laugh out of this but couldn't figure out how to respond in public. I don't want our mocking of his ridiculously contrived faith to become so open that everyone latches on...it has more mileage if we stay at least slightly below radar.I worry about these kinds of things.
Yeah, I feel the same way. If we start piling on and giving each other high-fives and shit, well, it'll just... well, it'll just be us piling on and giving high-fives, and James will know exactly what's going on. He'll either (a) leave or (B) ignore us both. That would be the end of that joke, and my life is boring enough as it is, so we can't have that now, can we?
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Oh, yeah, socal.

If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
Tough one. Maybe San Diego.I also have a question. When I was skiing this weekend, I went up a lift with a man who told a story about skiing the Swiss Alps, and taking a gondola which took over an hour to get to the top of the mountain. So let's say that the gondola gets almost all the way to the top when something snaps, it falls to the ground, and starts rolling down the slope. Let's assume that everyone would get banged around, but it would quickly be rolling fast enough for everyone to just be more or less pinned to one wall...some bumps, but mostly just fear and g-forces. Also, let's assume that it would take about 20 minutes to roll all the way to the bottom. How long would it be before the screaming stopped and someone had to cut the ensuing awkward silence with a comment about the current situation?
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Haha.I've always felt that Alice from Alice in Wonderland handled her fall down the rabbit hole extremely well.20 minutes is too long, I think. It would depend somewhat on the circumstances. If it's fairly wide open and you're not always in immediate danger of hitting a tree or going over some rad jumps, I think you could break the silence fairly quickly. But if there is stuff all around you, I think you're going to be concentrating pretty hard on what's coming next.

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That might've been the clip I was thinking about first.San Diego is a good choice. But I love the NBA. It's too bad I can't have the magic genie move an NBA team to San Diego. Stupid disclaimers. Anyway, the BEACH and the NBA are my two priorities; not sure who that leaves. I don't think I want to live in Florida though.
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If you could live anywhere in the world, where would it be?
I know this will annoy you, but whatever. Can the new place be "out of our price range", like a penthouse in miami beach or NYC, or are we tied to our current standard of living?I would want to live somewhere on the water, preferably ocean, somewhere around 35 - 42 latitude North, basically anywhere around the globe.** Not North Korea.
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You could take your house with you too.
Oh, in that case, NYC or San Fran1.1 Not "in" San Fran, but in the area north of the Golden Gate Bridge off US 1.
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San Diego is a good choice. I'd think very seriously about these three: San Francisco, Vancouver, Barcelona-----but I also might just stay in Miami. Miami is pretty great especially when you get to live near all your favorite sports teams.edit: Neighbor of Anus. Yes.

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