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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

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can you please expound on this as I can't find anything referencing it.
there are some things you just don't joke about.
I wasn't joking, but I could be wrong. I think it was BigD who said she was retiring after some AIDS scare swept the industry or something. Ask him, I think he stalks her anyways.
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I wasn't joking, but I could be wrong. I think it was BigD who said she was retiring after some AIDS scare swept the industry or something. Ask him, I think he stalks her anyways.
I think he posted a link to her blog where she said she was taking a break due to the AIDS scare. Pretty sure™ she didn't retire.
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I wasn't joking, but I could be wrong. I think it was BigD who said she was retiring after some AIDS scare swept the industry or something. Ask him, I think he stalks her anyways.
I checked her wiki page and watched every video she ever made looked at some other sources and didn't see anything about her retiring. you know what's weird though? I think she's pretty much the most attractive porn star I've seen yet I can't watch her stuff because I don't really like that uber dirty talk kind of stuff. doesn't do anything for me.
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My wife, who also dead asleep wakes up somewhat violently, and that's when we realize the cat pissed all over me. Not like a spray, but soaked the shit out of my shit (I liked that wang, so I stole it) :, wait, that's not correct. WRAITH ---->
Disappointed.
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I checked her wiki page and watched every video she ever made looked at some other sources and didn't see anything about her retiring. you know what's weird though? I think she's pretty much the most attractive porn star I've seen yet I can't watch her stuff because I don't really like that uber dirty talk kind of stuff. doesn't do anything for me.
so.much.faggotry.
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me: yea I wouldn't payme2: not directlyme: ludicrousEl G: whoa whoa. I can barely understand it at normal speedJoey: zzzzzzzzme: no just the onekeith: I'll give you one. PHOTOSHOP. that's a '48 not a '44.beans: you gotta ask yourself one question...speedz: why we're getting all off-topic-e here?strategy: thank you. all I'm saying is no british girl I know would ever do thatLG: yea...I mean. the glass is on its sidewbp: I don't get itme: are you havin' a laugh?
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Hey Nik, I meant to mention this, if you haven't ordered that CD yet, I'd be happy to burn it and mail it to you. Let me know by PM. (all the young people are laughing about this mode of sharing a CD)
I got it on amazon for less than ten bucks including shipping, so no big. Thanks anyway!Oh and I can't get raided by the fbi if I never use a music stealing site.
Hmm, changing diapers?When my son was born and I first went to visit him and mother the nurse informed me when I walked in thathe needed changing. Not knowing what I was doing I just pulled the diaper back despite the shouted warningsfrom the nurse and he shot me in the face with a nice stream. I said, "And so it starts..."
I have two boys. I've been peed on by both. Not cool at all.
no doubt. Get it over with while you are still young. It's going to happen... no need to put it off....
I concur with this advice. I'm 35 and my oldest will be out of the house when I'm 40 with the youngest to follow before I hit 45. I know that's not exactly young, but I should have enough energy to really tear some shit up, still.
I wake up sort of startled at 4 AM this morning. I have to pee, pretty bad. I was in a very deep sleep, I don't think I had moved in a couple hours, which is strange for me. I usually toss and turn all night. When I go to move my legs, I realize the bed is wet. Really wet. And it stinks.My first instinct is that maybe my son climbed into bed with us and had an accident. It's never happened, but not out of the real of possibilities.My wife, who also dead asleep wakes up somewhat violently, and that's when we realize the cat pissed all over me. Not like a spray, but soaked the shit out of my shit (I liked that wang, so I stole it) :, wait, that's not correct. WRAITH ---->Anyway, we get up to clean up and I smell like a Taiwanese whore house, or at least what I assume a Taiwanese whore house would smell like. So I have to take a shower immediately. Apparently the cat was scratching at the door to get out for a couple hours and since the door is on my side of the bed I am usually the one who lets her out. My wife, assumed the same. Apparently my cat took a contemptuous attitude toward my disregard of her urinary needs, and decided to let me know in the only way she could. There is a slight chance that my wife did this as payback for me peeing on her camping 10 years ago. If so, I hand it to her. That is some serious resolve to wait a decade for retaliation.
That cat was pissed. Hahahaha!
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Oh.
Listen jerk, I was just agreeing with you. Nobody else even talked about your post. You just lost your only friend. Not really. Please don't judge my future posts more rigidly. I can't afford to lose a walk or hit-by-pitch every now and then.
You won't even ask Maria out. You sure as hell ain't doing Mrs. Brvhrt.
Wait... what?
me: yea I wouldn't payme2: not directlyme: ludicrousEl G: whoa whoa. I can barely understand it at normal speedJoey: zzzzzzzzme: no just the onekeith: I'll give you one. PHOTOSHOP. that's a '48 not a '44.beans: you gotta ask yourself one question...speedz: why we're getting all off-topic-e here?strategy: thank you. all I'm saying is no british girl I know would ever do thatLG: yea...I mean. the glass is on its sidewbp: I don't get itme: are you havin' a laugh?
This was gorgeous.... especially the bolded.
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