I Called In Sick Today

[brvheart 1,752]

I am on jury duty today. Posting from the jury assembly room of the county courthouse. I can't decide whether I want to be on a jury or not. I am taking suggestions on silly ways to answer the questions from the judge/lawyers.

I loved Jury Duty. It was great. I got picked, because I'm awesome.It was a case against an insurance company and one guy that responded to the lawyers questions by saying that all insurance companies are crooked and were out to "fuck the every man". I pretty sure even the judge was laughing.He didn't get chosen.

[Napa_Don 688]

My roommates girlfriend writes for the campus newspaper occasionally and today her article on karaoke was the front page. I just wanted to point out that in one night my group of friends knocked out four of the top five most popular songs. We. Are. Awesome. 1. “Alcohol,” Brad Paisley 2. “Sweet Caroline,” Neil Diamond 3. “Don’t Stop Believin’,” Journey 4. “Friends in Low Places,” Garth Brooks 5. “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” Cyndi Lauper

[brvheart 1,752]

Personal anecdote: I re-enrolled at Iowa State today and will be taking classes with Napa in the Spring. (College kids look way younger than they did 15 years ago)I get older and they stay the saaaame age... amirite? Sally? Wang? AMIRITE!? ... *crickets*

[brvheart 1,752]

My roommates girlfriend writes for the campus newspaper occasionally and today her article on karaoke was the front page. I just wanted to point out that in one night my group of friends knocked out four of the top five most popular songs. We. Are. Awesome. 1. “Alcohol,” Brad Paisley 2. “Sweet Caroline,” Neil Diamond 3. “Don’t Stop Believin’,” Journey 4. “Friends in Low Places,” Garth Brooks 5. “Girls Just Want to Have Fun,” Cyndi Lauper

I know this because I was on campus today getting enrolled and grabbed a Daily! BTW Napa, what is your class schedule? We definitely need to take classes together and hang out all the time on campus and stuff. What? You're busy? Yeah, me too. Maybe next semester.

[strategy 4]

brv what are you doing going back to school

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Personal anecdote: I re-enrolled at Iowa State today and will be taking classes with Napa in the Spring. (College kids look way younger than they did 15 years ago)I get older and they stay the saaaame age... amirite? Sally? Wang? AMIRITE!? ... *crickets*

let's go play some foosball

brv what are you doing going back to school

chicks, man

[strategy 4]

let's go play some foosballchicks, man

am I the only one who thinks brv's relationship with napa just moved into uncomfortable territory?

[JoeyJoJo 18]

am I the only one who thinks brv's relationship with napa just moved into uncomfortable territory?

Just?Actually, I've never viewed it as uncomfortable. Weird maybe.But you're probably not the only one. We should ask Mrs. Brvheart.Am I the only one who wonders why brv left out the "a" and the "e?"

[strategy 4]

Just?Actually, I've never viewed it as uncomfortable. Weird maybe.But you're probably not the only one. We should ask Mrs. Brvheart.Am I the only one who wonders why brv left out the "a" and the "e?"

yeah, that one has also befuddled me for many moons

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Question for the group:Would you actually be interested in doing porn? Here are some parameters:The woman, or possibly even women, you get to do it with are considered hot by you (and don't have teh aids).The video you do will be the most watched porn video of all-time. I can't even ballpark how many people this would mean, but "millions" should cover it.Of those millions, there will be various friends, colleagues, relatives that end up seeing it.Because you were super horny at the time of signing a contract, you will receive no money for it.My answer would be no. My answer would change if I thought my body looked good and if I was good at the sex.So really, I'm not against doing it, I'm just constrained by shame.

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

Question for the group:Would you actually be interested in doing porn? Here are some parameters:The woman, or possibly even women, you get to do it with are considered hot by you (and don't have teh aids).The video you do will be the most watched porn video of all-time. I can't even ballpark how many people this would mean, but "millions" should cover it.Of those millions, there will be various friends, colleagues, relatives that end up seeing it.Because you were super horny at the time of signing a contract, you will receive no money for it.My answer would be no. My answer would change if I thought my body looked good and if I was good at the sex.So really, I'm not against doing it, I'm just constrained by shame.

sounds like college to me, except for maybe the "millions" part. dozens, more like it.

[brvheart 1,752]

brv what are you doing going back to school

Chicks. I have updated my five year goals, and just really really want to. I've wanted to for a good 5 years and just finally said, "screw it, I'm doin' it."

Just?Actually, I've never viewed it as uncomfortable. Weird maybe.But you're probably not the only one. We should ask Mrs. Brvheart.Am I the only one who wonders why brv left out the "a" and the "e?"

It was an old login from many moons ago that was constrained by the 8 digit rule. I just haven't bothered ever getting a different one. I think I have that login for upwards of 50 different websites.

Question for the group:Would you actually be interested in doing porn? Here are some parameters:The woman, or possibly even women, you get to do it with are considered hot by you (and don't have teh aids).The video you do will be the most watched porn video of all-time. I can't even ballpark how many people this would mean, but "millions" should cover it.Of those millions, there will be various friends, colleagues, relatives that end up seeing it.Because you were super horny at the time of signing a contract, you will receive no money for it.My answer would be no. My answer would change if I thought my body looked good and if I was good at the sex.So really, I'm not against doing it, I'm just constrained by shame.

I'm fairly confused by this post. Nothing about this appeals to me in any way and I'm fairly surprised that anyone outside of say, BigD or IQ, would find it even remotely interesting... especially the no money thing. No money? ... What's the point, without money? I guess what I'm saying is... if you wouldn't do it without an awesome body, would you need to be in the most watched video of all time to score a hot chick? Probably not. So without money, there seems to be no upside.

[strategy 4]

JLL's turn for a mix CD:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NCMO9QPF

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

I'm fairly confused by this post. Nothing about this appeals to me in any way and I'm fairly surprised that anyone outside of say, BigD or IQ, would find it even remotely interesting... especially the no money thing. No money? ...

you get to have sex with a hot chick in exchange for others getting to watch itwhat's not to undrstnd?

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

JLL's turn for a mix CD:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=NCMO9QPF

jimmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[Quacktastic 106]

chicks, man

[JubilantLankyLad 1,957]

[Sal Paradise 57]

I would never do a porn for less than like, oh, ten million. unless of course it's with like natalie portman or something and she's guaranteed to get pregnant. then sure, why the hell not.

[Napa_Don 688]

FTR, I will not be in any of the same classes that brvheart will be in. Plus, he'll most likely be in the LAS college. LOL!Edit: RE: PornMy friends older brother did gay porn one summer. He rationalized it by saying "I made like 40k and got to hang out in cali for three weeks and just bang bitches the whole time." Yeah, maybe, but you BANGED DUDES! Needless to say, somebody found the website and the pics/vids made it around our high school and I'm assuming most of the community since it's such a small town.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

I'm fairly confused by this post. Nothing about this appeals to me in any way and I'm fairly surprised that anyone outside of say, BigD or IQ, would find it even remotely interesting... especially the no money thing. No money? ... What's the point, without money? I guess what I'm saying is... if you wouldn't do it without an awesome body, would you need to be in the most watched video of all time to score a hot chick? Probably not. So without money, there seems to be no upside.

Maybe my pre-post train of thought was derailed. My initial curiosity was regarding women posing or appearing nude in some sort of public medium. What percentage of women would do a spread for Playboy (tastefully done, of course)? How would that percentage change if the women polled were completely happy with how their body looked?The problem with asking that here is, well, sample size.I tried to shift to a male perspective, but somewhere along the line I lost the initial idea that got me thinking.So maybe I didn't form the question correctly or maybe you missed the point, but either way, you’re gay.

[Nikki_N 17]

I dunno, I keep imagining a few scenes. Maybe a few young girls walking through a meadow -- books clutched across their chest, perhaps heading home from school -- when one of them notices a Unicorn. It's just standing there, graceful, powerful, proud. They whisper to each other, and since they're retarded girls, they approach it, awestruck and mystified. It neighs at them, but they continue. "Shhh, unicorn. Shhh." Carefully, they pet it once, and then, all of a sudden, like 150 Unicorns come trampling out of the nearby forest. The first unicorn gouges the girl petting him with his horn, and the second girl is trampled by the herd. Then the unicorn war spills into the streets and pre-teen girls around the nation are just devastated by the brutality of it. I mean, these unicorns aren't playing around. They're killing each other. Yeah, it's fucked up.

I like it!

After the first few sentences I was really expecting the girls to get into some kind of Taj with the unicorn, probably with one of them getting sodomised by its horn thing. Now that I have read your version it seems much less disturbing and sexual than mine. I don't know. I still think I have some really good ideas for original porn storylines, I'm just not sure that the world is ready for unicorn rape. I bet I could get Sasha Grey on board with the project though.

I'm sure there are plenty of folks in the world ready for unicorn rape.

Unicorns are immune to AIDS dumbass.

Glad I didn't have Coke Zero in my mouth when I read this.

Andre Smith of the Cincinnati Bengals.

That's pretty gross, and I like big dudes.

I'm just the conduit, the disseminator.

That sounds dirty. I like it.

[Napa_Don 688]

I know this because I was on campus today getting enrolled and grabbed a Daily! BTW Napa, what is your class schedule? We definitely need to take classes together and hang out all the time on campus and stuff. What? You're busy? Yeah, me too. Maybe next semester.

If you could go ahead and remove her name that'd be great. Although she is one of the dumbest people I know, she probably googles her name because shes vain, and I'd hate for her to find it here.

[LadyGrey 6]

I think we would have a totally different top 5 karaoke (sp?) songs here in England. I went to a few nights at my student union in Essex and the most popular were definitely 'Afternoon Delight' by Pan's People (is that right? not sure) and 'I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester', not sure who does that song. Those got sung every time, and everyone sang along pretty much.

[Theraflu 1,035]

I think we would have a totally different top 5 karaoke (sp?) songs here in England. I went to a few nights at my student union in Essex and the most popular were definitely 'Afternoon Delight' by Pan's People (is that right? not sure) and 'I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester', not sure who does that song. Those got sung every time, and everyone sang along pretty much.

That's only because it's the first song in the book.

[Napa_Don 688]

I think we would have a totally different top 5 karaoke (sp?) songs here in England. I went to a few nights at my student union in Essex and the most popular were definitely 'Afternoon Delight' by Pan's People (is that right? not sure) and 'I've Got a Brand New Combine Harvester', not sure who does that song. Those got sung every time, and everyone sang along pretty much.

I don't know how those songs rank nationally. Those are just the numbers given by the guy who does a lot of the karaoke at our bars.

That's only because it's the first song in the book.

Yeah, and the other song is "Combine Harvester".So, they probably don't have any 'B' songs in England.