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Man, it really seems that nookie has thrown you off your game. Why would you not think you would be criticizied for attacking people for wasting time that are the absolute best at it? And i'm sorry but the self-realization should be that you are manning a desk unsupervised for a few weeks and it's a highlight. The rest of the time you don't have that luxury and apparently you enjoy not having the freedom as it adds some structure to your life. It's like you can't be trusted to be alone. Did she take your porn too? Danny boy, relax and quit taking things so serious.
You, I respect, though I now respectfully disagree. I'm not sure where you're getting the structure or freedom aspect, as nothing I've said indicates any of this is anything but my choice. Seems like you're assuming too much. I didn't attack people for wasting time, I advised one (fictional) person that he was a waste of life, and that should be stopped.
I'm thinking you guys might want to pull back a little on this one. MDG was acting a little douchey in defending himself initially, but he seems to be a good enough guy that knows he was acting a little douchey. Also, he's an original member, no? I wasn't around, but some of you old-timey ****ers should give him a little bit of a break.
Yay! Wait, its brvheart. Damn!
wait, so does that mean you think I'm one of the "cool" guys? FUUUUCK YEAH.
It means I think so. Not sure what kind of blessing that is.
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I separated the quotes like an old pro. Nevertheless, I don't know what that means.
No, that’s ridiculous. Good enough guy = irrelevant. I’m not attacking his person; I’m offering my opinion on his posts.Original member = also irrelevant. Who cares if someone has been around for a long time?
Accurate. I mean, what kind of person would think they could make a general statement on a person or their lifestyle from their postings on an internet forum? You'd have to be a pretty handsome idiot to do that.
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I separated the quotes like an old pro. Nevertheless, I don't know what that means.
Would it help you if I said that I think Up, Wall-E, and Ratatouille are great movies?
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I don't know about you, Guapo, but I post here because of: the adoration of my many fans. It's purely an ego thing, that operates thusly:1) Wang posts something kinda funny.2) Wang is lauded by the message-board public.3) Wang masturbates furiously, fueled in part by the adoration of his many fans. 4) Nap.5) Sandwich.6) Repeat. That's right. My erections are driven by the worship of strangers.
Well my ego is not quite as girthy as yours, and my fans are probably adolescents and/or old people. Like Jeff_3454534 old, if I have any fans at all.Besides the posts that I could take out behind the school and get pregnant, your recent posts about your sexually deranged half breed girl friend are worthy of, at minimum, some over the pants under the desk groping.
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Well my ego is not quite as girthy as yours, and my fans are probably adolescents and/or old people. Like Jeff_3454534 old, if I have any fans at all.Besides the posts that I could take out behind the school and get pregnant, your recent posts about your sexually deranged half breed girl friend are worthy of, at minimum, some over the pants under the desk groping.
man, i need a sexually deranged half breed girl friend.
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That is how you get to be a cool kid, like our friends JJJ and Mr Bear. And Sal. And probably mattycat too.
Probably? PROBABLY???
Would it help you if I said that I think Up, Wall-E, and Ratatouille are great movies?
No sane person could disagree with that.Three Amigos! is on now...I guess I'll watch it, take a quick dip in the pool, and then head to my softball game. I'm really doing my best to live life to the fullest for the next 6 days before it ends.
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Staying on the super hero topic:If there was something like a Justice League for forum posting and the forum superheroes were Superentertaining, Original-Man, Wonder Funny, and Captain Interesting, you'd be their arch-enemy.
Without using the search function:1) Who posted this?2) To whom was it directed?3) BONUS QUESTION: Where was it posted?
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Without using the search function:1) Who posted this?2) To whom was it directed?3) BONUS QUESTION: Where was it posted?
It's snarky and you are self admittedly egotistical so:1) You2) Mercury693) Somewhere in the entertainment forum (intentionally vague)
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1) tyfgine2) mrdannyg (fits today's theme of mdg bashing)3) here
damn, 0/3
It's snarky and you are self admittedly egotistical so:1) You2) Mercury693) Somewhere in the entertainment forum (intentionally vague)
damn, 0/3
Edit: Actually, you're 1/4, as I am indeed a self-admitted egotist.
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You, I respect, though I now respectfully disagree. I'm not sure where you're getting the structure or freedom aspect, as nothing I've said indicates any of this is anything but my choice. Seems like you're assuming too much. I didn't attack people for wasting time, I advised one (fictional) person that he was a waste of life, and that should be stopped.
Well in fairness i'm old and clueless, posted before your post since i'm slow typing and well, I confess I never read the confession thread so apologies you little canuck.
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You, I respect, though I now respectfully disagree. I'm not sure where you're getting the structure or freedom aspect, as nothing I've said indicates any of this is anything but my choice. Seems like you're assuming too much. I didn't attack people for wasting time, I advised one (fictional) person that he was a waste of life, and that should be stopped...
...because he was wasting so much time.I will end this little slice-of-interaction with the word:IRONICAL
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You, I respect, though I now respectfully disagree. I'm not sure where you're getting the structure or freedom aspect, as nothing I've said indicates any of this is anything but my choice. Seems like you're assuming too much. I didn't attack people for wasting time, I advised one (fictional) person that he was a waste of life, and that should be stopped.
For the record, even though the version of me you were insulting was not real, you did hurt my feelings. My feelings are real. If I were allowed smilies in here I would insert one with a big fat tear.
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I don't know about you, Guapo, but I post here because of: the adoration of my many fans.
And as one of your appreciative fans, let me use this moment to thank you for your efforts...And my reasons are just as selfish....I giggled for five minutes about placing sal thru the hole in the roof pointing at the undie thief.....did anyone catch that?It makes no difference.... I laughedTHATS ALL THAT MATTERS!I LAUGHED!In other news, I was the first person to test fly a VariEze today. Designed by the same guy who built the thing that went into space a couple years agoI was buzzed, the thing was built in a garage by a semi-insane fellow who works at a post office, and thunderstorms were in the area. He also wouldnt go with me on the maiden flight due to fear and lack of confidence. It went ok, but it was seriously out of trim and the engine coughed a few timesI planned to do a touch and go before taking it out too far, but since the cooler was full I went out thirty miles or so and buzzed our house on the way backWhen I got home the kid asked me what I was doing flying a spacecraft....Ive never been asked that by a sober person
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I giggled for five minutes about placing sal thru the hole in the roof pointing at the undie thief.....did anyone catch that?
oh man, I saw that guy there and was like "what's that guy doing there?" but I thought it was part of the original cover.
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