I Called In Sick Today

[El Guapo 8]

oh also, I had some of the best sex I've ever had last night and I didn't even get mine. is that weird?

Yes

[KDawgCometh 2]

long story shortI brought a girl home from the party that I've wanted to bang for quite a while( was dating a good friend of mine, close to 2 months since they broke up (he broke it off but was mutual, hes been seeing another girl since then)). My roommate showed up shortly after and started being a complete douche, being loud, calling people into our room, talking about her ex, he wouldn't listen to me to gtfo etc. She then went and slept in her ex's bed(hes in my house). I should have manned up at some point but was to drunk and pissed to realize this at the time. So now I'm here sexless, pissed, and not sure where to go from here.

Tried talking to him, he is apparently pretty proud of what he did. I'm going to fu.ck with his shit in a subtle manor as to not draw attention to the fact that something is happening. I.e. wiping his toothbrush on my ass, etc.

break a beer bottle over his head for being a douche and from here on out you are obliged to cockblock him at every single attempt

[El Guapo 8]

So, Shake, I ventured into General Poker today and I concur with you 100%. 8 of the threads on the first page were closed for redundancy or idiocy or both.Good work there guys. Unforutantely it is driving more garbage threads by Doug, Hollywood and other retards into Off Topic.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Yeah, the girl he's seeing is coming down this friday/saturday. This should be fun.

Actually, I wouldn't do anything to him while his real g/f is in town. Fcking that up or making comments around her may have real life ramifications. I wouldn't do that unless you are prepared to fight him over it. That being said, I'd do it around randoms that he tries to pick up on around campus. Also, I was just joking about a girl back home. I didn't think he really had one. It makes it that much funnier now.

Ron I've started studying for my boards so I might as well smoke a little now because as soon as I sign on anywhere than that option is pretty much gone.

Oh, I wasn't judging the drug use, I was more making a joke about a future pharmacist procurring drugs. It fell flat, clearly..Tonight, I watched Cast Away. It was one of those movies that I saw once, thought it was ok, then never thought about it again. It was pretty ok the second time.Now I'm watching Porky's II. I gotta tell ya, Porky's I and II are great movies. How is it that those guys, the stars, never did much more work? I mean, Meat wasn't a good actor, but Tommy and Billy were great. Pee Wee was amusing as well. You young bucks, check em out.

[speedz99 145]

Now I'm watching Porky's II. I gotta tell ya, Porky's I and II are great movies. How is it that those guys, the stars, never did much more work? I mean, Meat wasn't a good actor, but Tommy and Billy were great. Pee Wee was amusing as well. You young bucks, check em out.

I love the first one...does the second one have a big scene in a restaurant and some guy from the KKK? I feel like I saw it a long time ago and can't remember if I liked it.Tommy and Billy are like Otter and Boone. Should have been bigger.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

I love the first one...does the second one have a big scene in a restaurant and some guy from the KKK? I feel like I saw it a long time ago and can't remember if I liked it.Tommy and Billy are like Otter and Boone. Should have been bigger.

yeah, the scene in the restaurant is coming up now. It's where the politician was gonna bang Wendy, the 16 year old HS student. She does the fake puke thing.Yeah, the have the Jerry Falwell character and a huge KKK ralley, American Indians, banging hookers in a cemetary, Shakespeare. The kind of run the table.But I agree about the first one, it's 10x better and one of the best comedy movies of all time, I think. You can't not laugh when they are in the principal's office talking about a penis sketch artist. Ta ta ta tallywacker. That in when Kim Catrall is screaming when the PE coach is hitting it and the guys are in the layup line. I gotta watch that now. I have the VHS tapeWasn't Otter, Tim Matheson? He's had a decent career. I loved him in Fletch.

[Ouch-8s 4]

shake, I'm pretty sure ouch is fixing to steal your laptop

nah, it's not stealing if he gives it to me. i was kidding around at first but maybe i can fix it.

he wouldn't want it now anyways.

nevermind, it's tainted now.also, shake must be bad at the good sexing and porky's was canadian, not sure about the sequels, just sayin'.i continue to love live poker. i make more than some lawyers when i go to that cardroom, i don't know why i ever leave.

[speedz99 145]

But I agree about the first one, it's 10x better and one of the best comedy movies of all time, I think. You can't not laugh when they are in the principal's office talking about a penis sketch artist. Ta ta ta tallywacker.

I'm not sure I'd call it one of the best comedies of all time, but I definitely think that scene is up there as one of the funniest. That must have been so much fun to film.

That in when Kim Catrall is screaming when the PE coach is hitting it and the guys are in the layup line. I gotta watch that now. I have the VHS tape

That was as close to porn as I had for a long time.

Wasn't Otter, Tim Matheson? He's had a decent career. I loved him in Fletch.

Yeah, that's true. He was good on The West Wing too. And I suppose Boon has been in a bunch of stuff...but only after he got much older.

[gobears 0]

Porky's - good times. I don't remember the second one though even though I'm sure that I saw it. I would Fast Times above Porky's though due to the Phoebe Cates scene.Ran thru Gone Baby Gone, We Own the Night and Shoot Em Up over the past few days. Enjoyed them all especially Shoot Em up. I'm surprised it didn't do well at the box office with Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and Monica Belucci (man I like her in every movie that she's in) - great action flick like the old John Woo HK movies.

[Ouch-8s 4]

Porky's - good times. I don't remember the second one though even though I'm sure that I saw it. I would Fast Times above Porky's though due to the Phoebe Cates scene.Ran thru Gone Baby Gone, We Own the Night and Shoot Em Up over the past few days. Enjoyed them all especially Shoot Em up. I'm surprised it didn't do well at the box office with Clive Owen, Paul Giamatti and Monica Belucci (man I like her in every movie that she's in) - great action flick like the old John Woo HK movies.

Shoot Em Up was terrible. So terrible in fact that about 30 minutes in, I started to enjoy it and by the time it was done I was laughing and REALLY enjoying it.Of course, the fact that we only saw it because Jess was a week overdue, and we were in the city near the hospital (a two hour drive away) when she went into false labour and the docs advised us to wait a few hours before heading home, and we needed to kill some time, and it was one of 2 movies playing at the cinema we went to, and had the aforementioned cast, and we knew nothing about the movie or the opening scene, might have tainted my opinion of the start of the movie, and has anyone seen my 'period' key?

[beans-n-icewater 18]

Tonight, I watched Cast Away.

Me too...I really like the movie, but when he gets on the plane at Memphis its not the same one that crashes and the artificial horizon shows it to be holding altitude during the dive...Also, why was a package being mailed to Texas on a flight across the ocean?Meh... Id kinda like to be stranded on a deserted island for a while. Not three years, though.... but six months would be okAfter that long, Id probably torch the whole island as a signal fireNo beer there, you see

[rocketpoker828 0]

Unforutantely it is driving more garbage threads by Doug into Off Topic.

goddammit I'm not retarded.

[strategy 4]

After that long, Id probably torch the whole island as a signal fire

SOMEbody's read lord of the flies

[silkyjonson 1]

Now I'm watching Porky's II. I gotta tell ya, Porky's I and II are great movies. How is it that those guys, the stars, never did much more work? I mean, Meat wasn't a good actor, but Tommy and Billy were great. Pee Wee was amusing as well. You young bucks, check em out.

Probably has something to do with them being Canadian actors.

[ShakeZuma 585]

No, that's not it. This is really bugging me. Wait, was it a Curb?

it was seinfeld. http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/burning.htm half way down. STUPID. gosh.

http://www.cnn.com/2008/SHOWBIZ/Movies/02/...s.ap/index.html

oh you're good. its too bad you'd never open this thread.

So, Shake, I ventured into General Poker today and I concur with you 100%. 8 of the threads on the first page were closed for redundancy or idiocy or both.Good work there guys. Unforutantely it is driving more garbage threads by Doug, Hollywood and other retards into Off Topic.

you know, sometimes I kinda wish I had that kind of sense of humor. I mean its gotta be easier right? nothing ever gets old, even the smallest things are absolutely hilarious... I mean, its just a lot less work than what my extremely evolved and sophisticated sense of humor dictates that I use. hehe. dictates.

also, shake must be bad at the good sexing and porky's was canadian, not sure about the sequels, just sayin'.

oh I'm quite good my good man. Shake 0, girl 4. I'm a giver not a taker.

Me too...I really like the movie, but when he gets on the plane at Memphis its not the same one that crashes and the artificial horizon shows it to be holding altitude during the dive...Also, why was a package being mailed to Texas on a flight across the ocean?Meh... Id kinda like to be stranded on a deserted island for a while. Not three years, though.... but six months would be okAfter that long, Id probably torch the whole island as a signal fireNo beer there, you see

you just have to go and ruin EVERYTHING don't you?!?! just kidding, I really love that movie. it hadn't ever occurred to me about the package either. that is pretty stupid. and also, I mean really, OPEN THE FUCKING THING. COME ON.

[Dawson Leery 12]

oh I'm quite good my good man. Shake 0, girl 4. I'm a giver not a taker.

Is that a lifetime score? Who cares about the girl I'm just there to get mine.

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

So open up your morning light, And say a little prayer for I. you know that if we are to stay alive. Then see the peace in every eye. She had two babies. One was six months, one was three In the war of '44. Every telephone ring, every heartbeat stinging When she thought it was God calling her. Oh would her son grow to know his father? I don't want to wait for our lives to be over, I want to know right now what will it be. I don't want to wait for our lives to be over, Will it be yes or will it be sorry? He showed up all wet on the rainy front step. Wearing shrapnel in his skin. And the war he saw lives inside him still, It's so hard to be gentle and warm. The years pass by and now he has granddaughters I don't want to wait for our lives to be over, I want to know right now what will it be. I don't want to wait for our lives to be over, Will it be yes or will it be sorry? You look at me from across the room You're wearing your anguish again Believe me I know the feeling It sucks you into the jaws of anger. So breathe a little more deeply my love All we have is this very moment And I don't want to do what his father, and his father, and his father did, I want to be here now. So open up your morning light, And say a little prayer for I You know that if we are to stay alive, Then see the love in every eye.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Is that a lifetime score? Who cares about the girl I'm just there to get mine.

FUNNY MAN. and you know? thats usually me too, but she has some attractive friends, and I'm old enough now to be able to plan for the future. you know women are always talking about this kinda stuff together.and it wasn't for a lack of trying either. I mean I gave it my best shot, but I think I held out in the beginning too long and I lost my chance. oh well, like I said, very enjoyable nonetheless.

[Painter567 0]

Ouch,Did you see the bust out hand of TJ? If so, what's your thoughts?Bizzle already responded in the thread in GenPop.

[Dawson Leery 12]

FUNNY MAN. and you know? thats usually me too, but she has some attractive friends, and I'm old enough now to be able to plan for the future. you know women are always talking about this kinda stuff together.and it wasn't for a lack of trying either. I mean I gave it my best shot, but I think I held out in the beginning too long and I lost my chance. oh well, like I said, very enjoyable nonetheless.

Well, I gave it my best shotWe watched that clip yesterday and have been saying that a lot since...great south park clip.I saw what you did there Rhinestone, nice work. Huge Paula Cole fan.

[Napa_Don 688]

Every year at ISU we have a week long festival called VEISHA which is pretty much just an excuse to drink for a week straight. They usually bring in bands to play and comics, stuff like that. I just saw that they booked Hannah Montana to play thursday night. Hannah Montana.I'm predicting a record of "sex with a minor" charges, not that there's anything wrong with that.What the hell, this is a student run festival, I think the largest in the world, and they book Hannah Montana...REALLY? REALLY LLOYD?

[ShakeZuma 585]

Every year at ISU we have a week long festival called VEISHA which is pretty much just an excuse to drink for a week straight. They usually bring in bands to play and comics, stuff like that. I just saw that they booked Hannah Montana to play thursday night. Hannah Montana.I'm predicting a record of "sex with a minor" charges, not that there's anything wrong with that.What the hell, this is a student run festival, I think the largest in the world, and they book Hannah Montana...REALLY? REALLY LLOYD?

how many tickets can you get?

[Napa_Don 688]

how many tickets can you get?

Oh its free baby, it's free. Just walk onto central campus.

[speedz99 145]

Shoot Em Up was terrible. So terrible in fact that about 30 minutes in, I started to enjoy it and by the time it was done I was laughing and REALLY enjoying it.

I never saw it because I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a spoof of action movies or what?

it was seinfeld. http://www.pkmeco.com/seinfeld/burning.htm half way down. STUPID. gosh.

That's not what I was thinking of. Geez.

[ShakeZuma 585]

I never saw it because I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a spoof of action movies or what?That's not what I was thinking of. Geez.

no no, it was seinfeld