I Called In Sick Today

[beans-n-icewater 18]

nah, still the same one, but the wheels are still in motion. they're probably not going anywhere, but they're in motion.

Dont they remove the wheels after moving?Maybe someone around here can put "Shakeys Theme" to musicWhen the suns comes upAnd warms the tires up on the roofs... And your feet get so hotYou wish your bare feet were fireproof....Inside the trailerpark Down by the seaOn top of my baby is where I'll be....Inside the trailerpark - Out of the jailInside the trailerpark - We'll be having some methInside the trailerpark - People walking to storesInside the trailerpark - We'll be falling thru floorsInside the trailerpark - TrailerparkIn the park you hearThe happy sound of the foodstamps tearWe can almost taste the hotdogsFrench fries they grillInside the trailerpark.....

SOMEbody's read lord of the flies

Poor Piggy...

you just have to go and ruin EVERYTHING don't you?!?!

My wife refuses to go to the movie theater with me... not really sure whyMy sources tell me that Magnum PI will start filming this summerYES!

[Ouch-8s 4]

Ouch,Did you see the bust out hand of TJ? If so, what's your thoughts?Bizzle already responded in the thread in GenPop.

I haven't read the thread, but as I said to bizzle last night shortly after it happened - I think that tj played it pretty perfect (unless he just folds pf, of course, which, given how the table was acting at the time, i don't think would be a great idea, but not a bad one either of course), I think that the turn bet was terrible because the CRAI was so apparent from tj, and i think the call with 2nd pair is pretty impressive.now, having thought about it a bit longer, calling the flop bet meant that he was prolly going to have to decide for the rest of tj's stack in that hand anyways, so maybe he just decided that he wasn't up against an ace (not sure how you can do that?) on the flop and was going all the way from there. major gear change though if that's the case, and i can't fault tj for thinking he had a buttload of FE on the turn. on the flop even.

I never saw it because I don't get it. Is it supposed to be a spoof of action movies or what?

not a 'Naked Gun' (oops, sorry, all you younguns probably never heard of that. Ummmmm, 'Epic Movie'?) type spoof, but it's sooooooooo over the top, you have to laugh and marvel at the ingenuity of the choreography

[Ouch-8s 4]

also, yesterday i re-raised to $30 preflop @ 1/2NL and got six callers. Out of 8 possible callers. Well, 7 - one had already folded.apparently my image kinda sucked. won the hand though hehe

[ShakeZuma 585]

also, yesterday i re-raised to $30 preflop @ 1/2NL and got six callers. Out of 8 possible callers. Well, 7 - one had already folded.apparently my image kinda sucked. won the hand though hehe

wow!

[speedz99 145]

not a 'Naked Gun' (oops, sorry, all you younguns probably never heard of that. Ummmmm, 'Epic Movie'?) type spoof, but it's sooooooooo over the top, you have to laugh and marvel at the ingenuity of the choreography

I loved the first two Naked Gun flicks. But I'm not sure that I've ever laughed at "the engeniuty of the choreography" in a film. I may give it a shot though.I hope all the kiddies here have seen 'Airplane'.

wow!

tee hee

[speedz99 145]

At least now we know why Jordan never gave an opinion on anything.

[Napa_Don 688]

Sorry to dissapoint Shake, but Hannah Montanta was a ruse. Thank dog.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Maybe someone around here can put "Shakeys Theme" to musicWhen the suns comes upAnd warms the tires up on the roofs... And your feet get so hotYou wish your bare feet were fireproof....Inside the trailerpark Down by the seaOn top of my baby is where I'll be....Inside the trailerpark - Out of the jailInside the trailerpark - We'll be having some methInside the trailerpark - People walking to storesInside the trailerpark - We'll be falling thru floorsInside the trailerpark - TrailerparkIn the park you hearThe happy sound of the foodstamps tearWe can almost taste the hotdogsFrench fries they grillInside the trailerpark.....

I forgot to quote this the first time. this makes me quite happy.

Sorry to dissapoint Shake, but Hannah Montanta was a ruse. Thank dog.

GOD DAMN IT. I already booked my plane tickets and everything.

[JoeyJoJo 18]

Sorry to dissapoint Shake, but Hannah Montanta was a ruse. Thank dog.

Hannah Montana is a ruse? What?*scrolls up*

I'm predicting a record of "sex with a minor" charges, not that there's anything wrong with that.

Because she's a huge slut?

[Ouch-8s 4]

I loved the first two Naked Gun flicks. But I'm not sure that I've ever laughed at "the engeniuty of the choreography" in a film. I may give it a shot though.

the tall guy, who we never see above the belt (nordberg?) - i love it when frank tells him he "has something stuck in the corner of his mouth..... no, other side, yep there you go, got it......." and a banana falls to the table

[JoeyJoJo 18]

the tall guy, who we never see above the belt (nordberg?) - i love it when frank tells him he "has something stuck in the corner of his mouth..... no, other side, yep there you go, got it......." and a banana falls to the table

Nordberg is OJ. I think his name was Al.Wait, no......It's Enrico Pallazzo!

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Me too...I really like the movie, but when he gets on the plane at Memphis its not the same one that crashes and the artificial horizon shows it to be holding altitude during the dive...Also, why was a package being mailed to Texas on a flight across the ocean?Meh... Id kinda like to be stranded on a deserted island for a while. Not three years, though.... but six months would be okAfter that long, Id probably torch the whole island as a signal fireNo beer there, you see

Wow, you're a tough customer to take to a movie.. I can suspend reality for 2-3 hours at a time, so that stuff doesn't bother me much

Probably has something to do with them being Canadian actors.

good point.

[ShakeZuma 585]

Wow, you're a tough customer to take to a movie.. I can suspend reality for 2-3 hours at a time, so that stuff doesn't bother me muchgood point.

quit your job?

[loogie 115]

the tall guy, who we never see above the belt (nordberg?) - i love it when frank tells him he "has something stuck in the corner of his mouth..... no, other side, yep there you go, got it......." and a banana falls to the table

Before The Naked Gun there was the tv show Police Squad. This exact joke is in an episode of Police Squad, and the writers recycled it along with a bunch of others for the movie. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

quit your job?

I'm in the banking industry. I'll get laid (layed?) off before I ever quit.Presidents Day. I love the holiday season.

[Ron_Mexico 4,219]

Before The Naked Gun there was the tv show Police Squad. This exact joke is in an episode of Police Squad, and the writers recycled it along with a bunch of others for the movie. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

Those movies were a direct spoof of that show, therefore, it was ok to rip off their jokes, wasn't it?

[RhinestoneCowboy 2]

Those movies were a direct spoof of that show, therefore, it was ok to rip off their jokes, wasn't it?

That's what I was going to say...-Rhinestopper

[loogie 115]

Those movies were a direct spoof of that show, therefore, it was ok to rip off their jokes, wasn't it?

Of course, but these weren't similarly-styled jokes. They were the exact same ones.It's like if they made a Friends movie, and in one scene, Chandler tells a girl that gum "would be perfection."

[KDawgCometh 2]

Sorry to dissapoint Shake, but Hannah Montanta was a ruse. Thank dog.

and a clever ruse it was. haha charade you are

[Ouch-8s 4]

Before The Naked Gun there was the tv show Police Squad. This exact joke is in an episode of Police Squad, and the writers recycled it along with a bunch of others for the movie. I'm not sure how I feel about that.

yeah but the name of the movie (IIRC) was "The Naked Gun: From the files of Police Squad" and besides, no one ever watched police squad. except you, apparently.

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[ShakeZuma 585]

I'm in the banking industry. I'll get laid (layed?) off before I ever quit.Presidents Day. I love the holiday season.

oh thats right. I forgot you were a banker and this wasn't one of the 36 days in the year you actually work.

It's like if they made a Friends movie, and in one scene, Chandler tells a girl that gum "would be perfection."

haha, you watch Friends. FAG!

[SBriand 4]

http://thecitydesk.net/2008/02/17/ex-candi...ul-dis-invited/This is a site my wife writes for from time to time. It's a fictional blog about a fictional city. There has been past discussions about how putting Ron Paul in your blog will get you a ton of hits, which turns out to be true actually, so they ran a fictional story about Ron Paul and Ron Paul supporters are freaking out thinking the article is real. Pretty good stuff in the comments.One of the comments...So the entire political science department of Watson University thinks Paul has dropped out. Interesting. I haven’t seen a single source till now, and I’m sure the big media would have jumped on that story if it were true. McCain still needs about 400 delegates to secure an unbrokered convention. And even if he does secure the nomination, Paul’s delegates will have a big influence on the Republican platform. That alone is worth the visit. I definitely won’t recommend Watson U to my son.lol Watson and the article are completely made up.

[speedz99 145]

the tall guy, who we never see above the belt (nordberg?) - i love it when frank tells him he "has something stuck in the corner of his mouth..... no, other side, yep there you go, got it......." and a banana falls to the table

There was a scene with Al that always bothered me...I can't remember exactly what it was, but it involved him eating a cake that had disgustingly dry and crusty looking frosting.

Those movies were a direct spoof of that show, therefore, it was ok to rip off their jokes, wasn't it?

It wasn't a spoof of the show, it was the show (on film). I think there's a difference.I don't love that they used some of the same jokes, but it was six years later and nobody really watched the show anyways...or at least that's what I assume since there were only six episodes. I guess they figured they might as well use their best material and not worry about the dozen or so people that remembered the banana gag. Yes, I just looked up Police Squad on wikipedia.[cue "banana gag" porn jokes]

[speedz99 145]

This is a site my wife writes for from time to time. It's a fictional blog about a fictional city. There has been past discussions about how putting Ron Paul in your blog will get you a ton of hits, which turns out to be true actually, so they ran a fictional story about Ron Paul and Ron Paul supporters are freaking out thinking the article is real. Pretty good stuff in the comments.

I just can't seem to find the comments that funny, since the article itself was so unfunny that it's nearly impossible to tell that it's a joke without bothering to research the fictional university.I still liked your wife's blog though.