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So I took my 4k stack and built it up slowly to over 8k. Then the first hand back after the second break I get this gemPokerStars No-Limit Hold'em Tourney, Big Blind is t600 (8 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: FlopTurnRiver)MP2 (t3975)CO (t7940)MisterB (t8574)SB (t3414)BB (t5140)UTG (t23000)UTG+1 (t4980)MP1 (t2535)Preflop: MisterB is Button with Adiamond.gif, Aheart.gif. 5 folds, MisterB raises to t1200, 1 fold, BB raises to t5090, MisterB calls t3890.Flop: (t10480) 6club.gif, 8club.gif, Tspade.gif(2 players)Turn: (t10480) 7spade.gif(2 players)River: (t10480) 5heart.gif(2 players)Final Pot: t10480Results in white below: BB has 9s 9d (straight, ten high). MisterB has Ad Ah (one pair, aces). Outcome: BB wins t10480. after it was all said and done, I finished 13th for an $11 and change profit. Which I promptly doubled in less than 3 minutes playing .10/.25 Top3 is the only way for MisterB

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and after 3 days, he is risen!

If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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Wang, if you don't have sex with this girl before this weekend I will personally drive down I-94 to Kalamazoo and shove my foot up your John Brown Hind parts. And then, you will run a mile.
Zimmer doing Denzel made me giggle.
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It really pisses me off that he does that crap and wins seats, while I had flips for 2 stacks that would have given me seats when I was pushing and the other player had to call all of the chips and I lose both. I've literally had 4 hands this past week where if I win them, I win the seat (77 vs AK, 99 vs AK, AK vs T4, and QQ vs AJ) and I lost them all. If I hadn't won a seat today (in a tourney where I went 0/3 in flips, but did suck out getting it in 30:70 once) I would probably be slitting my wrists right now.
But you're in, and that's what matters...How much did you ultimately shell out? I'm thinking about trying to qualify for the PCA, what's the most recommended path?
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But you're in, and that's what matters...How much did you ultimately shell out? I'm thinking about trying to qualify for the PCA, what's the most recommended path?
We are talking about 650 seats, and I won't be playing the $650 all that often, at least for a while. My current plan is to take my initial investment of $1k in W$, play sats to the $650, and every time I go over $1k in W$, I play $175 DSs until I am back under. Granted, this plan works a lot better when I win more than one sat per week, but whatever.Most recommended path is dependent on how much you want to spend and how much effort you are willing to put into going.
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Turning Stone Trip Report:My fiance and I decided to hit up TS yesterday, play a little poker, have a little fun. Left the house at around 11:30am and reached the poker room at around 1:30. We both signed up for 1/2 NL as we had only brought around $300 apiece with us, she was asigned to one table, I was sent to another. Poker was really nothing memorable or worth reporting, I played for about 6 hours and booked a $23 profit all told. Just couldn't get anything to play with at all, when I had big hands preflop I either got no action or missed the flop entirely, most of the time I just had nothing worth playing at all. Casey had much better fortunes, and turned her initial buyin into just under $600 in the same amount of time. We decided to get some dinner at around 8pm, and we planned to leave at around 9 because the dogs had been home all day by themselves. We each got a couple of hot dogs (Nathan's jumbo dogs...mmmmmm) and then wandered over to the pit to burn up Casey's match play coupons that she got in the mail.We went over to the craps area and tried to use the coupons, but were told that they had to be redeemed at the Customer Service counter, couldn't just use them straight out of the mail. We decided to just play for a bit and see what happened, I bought in for $100 and Casey bought in for $40 ($5 minimum table). The timing couldn't have been more perfect, as we jumped on the table just as the dice were getting red hot. Made about $40 on the first shooter, then the second guy rolled for an easy 15 minutes before rolling the dreaded 7. I was betting 6's, 8's, and 5's as well as tipping the dealers by betting two ways on the hard 6 and 8 and everything was hitting (the shooter rolled 3-4 numbers that would pay me in between setting and hitting the point, it was just a stellar run for him). By the time he hit the 7 and crapped out, I was up over $300 in about 30 minutes. We decided that was enough craps to suit us, and went to get the coupons redeemed for some blackjack before we left. We found a $10 min table and Casey played the coupon and a little of her craps winnings (she turned that $40 into about $170) while I bought into the game for $50. My luck was better than hers this time and I booked another $25 win in about 10 minutes. All told, we booked a solid $700 profit between the two of us, and had a great time. The only downside was cleaning up a pretty large quantity of dog shit when we got home at 11:30pm because somebody couldn't hold it anymore. Poor guy...

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Hey- cum here often?And Im out. What do you think of the tie lori?JamysPics.jpgJamysPics001-1.jpgJamysPics002.jpg
not sure where to start here.lets start with the belt buckle. Wow. I was never a fan of plastering the name of what I'm wearing all over what I'm wearing. Maybe its just me.Also, this photo looks like the promo ad for American Psycho 6
I got told that I was a bisexual
Oh, I guess she saw your belt buckle
Ironically enough, something RMexico mentioned a while back led me to do a little unanticipated "thinking." ("Thinking" appears here in quotes because it's nearly impossible for me to allow that the result of a RonMexico comment could really be THINKING. So, "thinking.")
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good date story, d-train.weekend was a blast.have some pretty ridiculous news related to the music project i've been working on, but i should probably blog it instead of wasting space here.

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Wang, if you don't have sex with this girl before this weekend I will personally drive down I-94 to Kalamazoo and shove my foot up your John Brown Hind parts. And then, you will run a mile.
I love you Zimmer.Since it's for sure that I'm going to the casino, I came up with a method of getting enough money to have fun in Niagara.-Get online BR to 1200 (from 400 at the end of this month) while staying within bankroll requirements.-Withdraw 400 from said bankroll.-Have fun-Redeposit the 3 buyins won at 2-5 NL against Canadian donks.
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It really pisses me off that he does that crap and wins seats, while I had flips for 2 stacks that would have given me seats when I was pushing and the other player had to call all of the chips and I lose both. I've literally had 4 hands this past week where if I win them, I win the seat (77 vs AK, 99 vs AK, AK vs T4, and QQ vs AJ) and I lost them all. If I hadn't won a seat today (in a tourney where I went 0/3 in flips, but did suck out getting it in 30:70 once) I would probably be slitting my wrists right now.
Why do you say it like that? He was the shortest by about 2000 chips (5k, blinds 300/600) and the only guy that seemed capable of blowing a stack had just doubled to 13000. I suspect his chances were worse than 50% to win the seat at that point if he folds.
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Yeah, as for the game last night, it was scary when Jonesy got in the game in the 9th. Once the bases were loaded, you didn't know whether to cheer because you were one out away from a tied series, or sit down because the Tigers were about to regress back to 2003 form.Need 2 in St. Louis, hopefully Tigers can win in 6.

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good date story, d-train.weekend was a blast.have some pretty ridiculous news related to the music project i've been working on, but i should probably blog it instead of wasting space here.
the next logical step is to blog it, which you didn't even do. thanks a lot.
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I love you Zimmer.Since it's for sure that I'm going to the casino, I came up with a method of getting enough money to have fun in Niagara.-Get online BR to 1200 (from 400 at the end of this month) while staying within bankroll requirements.-Withdraw 400 from said bankroll.-Have fun-Redeposit the 3 buyins won at 2-5 NL against Canadian donks.
RP, I have one word for you while you're in the Niagara region. Sundowner. Get in any taxi outside any casino, and tell them you want to go to Sundowner. You can thank me later.
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Turning Stone Trip Report:
always nice to win at the crap table
have some pretty ridiculous news related to the music project i've been working on, but i should probably blog it instead of wasting space here.
yeah the stuff posted here is so importantSpeaking of that I got this in an email this morning, not sure if it is true. Who cares:Thought for the dayIn case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England 's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said:"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out." Maybe LG will have some thoughtsMy gf is in for a 10 days so much sexing it up these last 3 days. I wish I had the stamina of some of u virgins right now. It sucks to get old.PokerPhil - The Dolphins may may be the worst team in the NFL overtaking your Rayders.
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Why do you say it like that? He was the shortest by about 2000 chips (5k, blinds 300/600) and the only guy that seemed capable of blowing a stack had just doubled to 13000. I suspect his chances were worse than 50% to win the seat at that point if he folds.
Considering that the BB had 5800 after posting, he definitely wasn't that short. And I'd argue that a 8 BB raise by a medium-large stack that has played maybe 2 hands at the FT would signal that AK is nowhere near a 50% favorite against his range.
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Need 2 in St. Louis, hopefully Tigers can win in 6.
at some point thursday night, a drunken mike made an ill-advised wager for a considerable sum of money that the tigers would win in less than 6 games.
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at some point thursday night, a drunken mike made an ill-advised wager for a considerable sum of money that the tigers would win in less than 6 games.
I made a wager on July 3rd that the Cardinals would win the world series. I got 9-1 odds. I never expected the Tigers to be in the series, so now I am left hoping that I lose my bet.
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I made a wager on July 3rd that the Cardinals would win the world series. I got 9-1 odds. I never expected the Tigers to be in the series, so now I am left hoping that I lose my bet.
It's like punitive damages. If the Tigers lose, you get paid to endure your suffering.
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i stand by all of this, even though i'll almost certainly lose. (09:12:24) mk: i really thought tigers would sweep (09:12:31) mk: still don't hate the bet (09:12:38) bizzle: you dont hate the bet? (09:12:45) mk: no (09:12:48) bizzle: you dont think suppan or carpenter is gonna win one game? (09:12:52) mk: that's how terrible i think the nl is (09:13:02) mk: come on, st. louis is wretched (09:13:09) bizzle: no (09:13:12) bizzle: they really arent (09:13:17) mk: the tigers only lost game 1 because they were retarded and pitched to pujols (09:13:25) bizzle: dude (09:13:26) mk: they won't make that mistake again (09:13:29) bizzle: they gave up 7! runs (09:13:31) bizzle: 7! (09:13:32) mk: yes (09:13:44) mk: it happens (09:13:50) bizzle: lol (09:13:59) mk: blind squirrel, nut (09:14:03) bizzle: rofl (09:14:28) mk: the tigers mopped st. louis in interleague play (09:14:32) mk: they will again (09:14:51) mk: alos, every team in the AL mopped st. louis in interleague play (09:14:54) mk: also* (09:15:02) bizzle: lol (09:15:09) mk: they are BARELY a .500 team (09:15:16) mk: playing against awful, awful competition

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Considering that the BB had 5800 after posting, he definitely wasn't that short. And I'd argue that a 8 BB raise by a medium-large stack that has played maybe 2 hands at the FT would signal that AK is nowhere near a 50% favorite against his range.
equity (%) win (%) tie (%) Hand 1: 57.1944 % 42.15% 15.05% { JJ+, AKs, AKo }Hand 2: 42.8056 % 27.76% 15.05% { AcKc }I remember now that the BB had ~6900 before posting. Even so, I don't think he made such a crucial mistake, but I wasn't watching his table that closely. Maybe he could have taken the blinds twice to cut the deficit, but I doubt it.
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(09:12:52) mk: that's how terrible i think the nl is (09:13:02) mk: come on, st. louis is wretched
I just struggle to think this is a good bet when St Louis now gets 3 games at home with Suppan and Carpenter going. Combine those two with the best player in the whole series and I cannot see them not winning at least one more game.(Note: I still think St Louis is going to win the series)
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(Note: I still think St Louis is going to win the series)
[sighs condescendingly] i watched the white sox score 11 runs in ONE INNING against this team. they bloooooooooooooow.
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