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Ok, well my roommate wants me to go to a wine tasting thing.****ing merlot. Back later. See ya, sickies.
....and if they want to drink merlot, we're gonna drink merlotI'm not gonna drink any FUCKING MERLOT
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your line is "hello moto" with much techno musicjust woke up, some stupid bitch decides to open my door to see if my bed is occupied. YES, IT IS, AND YOU MAY KINDLY **** OFF. Just for that, I am going to go make pizza rolls to wake up all the drunk assholes with EVERY LIGHT IN THE HOUSE ON WHILE I DO SO.GOD parties are INFURIATINGbeatles music is best enjoyed at max volume at 6am. that is my philosophy.
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I went to bed at 10 oclock last night.Probably because I didn't go to bed at all the night before.I think I'm gonna play some online poker all day.

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I went to bed at 10 oclock last night.Probably because I didn't go to bed at all the night before.I think I'm gonna play some online poker all day.
make a point to wake people up if at all possible. trust me, it's cool.
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eh, nobody to wake up. my sister is the only one here, and she's leaving for work right now.I will, however, be eating pretty much constantly today. I will enjoy it.

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I will, however, be eating pretty much constantly today. I will enjoy it.
Sweet, I'm thinking of taking a trip to the store as soon as these people are out of my house. I have no idea what all I'm going to buy, but frozen and unhealthy is most likely.
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Sweet, I'm thinking of taking a trip to the store as soon as these people are out of my house. I have no idea what all I'm going to buy, but frozen and unhealthy is most likely.
Farbeit for me to say anything, but wouldnt the appropriate answer to a woman looking for a bed be "Of course theres room in my bed, but you have to sleep naked" I mean you don't want her there anyway and youre 95% shes not going to agree but theres still a chance that you know, she might say yes and get naked for you... maybe
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It is quiet in here...just 2 pages to catch up since i was last in.Nothing exciting happened for me over the weekend, so i'll skip straight to the poker. I did watch some sports (but they're sports you guys don't follow, so theres no point talking about them). One interesting hand from last nights play. Playing live $5/$10NL ($500 Buyin).Its higher than the normal game i play, but Derek (one of the guys playing on the table) tells me there is a maniac there making it $200 preflop with air who has built up a massive stack. Its late in the morning, so the table is only 6 handed. Anyway, i sit down, and he soon doubles me up (I have AQd v A8c on a 2 diamond flop - he has no pair no draw). A couple of hours later, i'm sitting with just over $1100. I call $30 preflop with 67d is LP. Maniac calls on the button. Flop Ad4d5s. Its checked to me, and I bet out $150 into around $175. He raises me to $400 and i push allin. He auto-calls. He has me more than covered.I really wasn't looking to get called, but i'd be happy to be up against Ax or similar. He turns over 23d. Around half an hour earlier he'd put in a similar raise against Derek with A high (and folded to the 3rd bet), so certainly i wasn't expecting to run into the nuts. I end up making my straight on the river and winning a $2400 pot...but it was a little hairy for a while there.

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I have absolutely nothing to add. I just find it exasperating that it could go a full two hours without a single post.How bout that local sports team? ---- Homage to the greatest interneter to come from Nova Scotia
woot!actually, apparently one of the top 20 online players is from halifax, so i guess i'm second.i have nothing to add today either since i didn't do much last night. went to the casino, had about 8 loose/passives and one maniac at my table, so i didn't have much flexibility. made some really uncharacteristic mistakes and got outdrawn in every big pot. luckily i was playing 2/4 LHE, so the damage was minimal.
Around half an hour earlier he'd put in a similar raise against Derek with A high (and folded to the 3rd bet), so certainly i wasn't expecting to run into the nuts. I end up making my straight on the river and winning a $2400 pot...but it was a little hairy for a while there.
sweet, nice work!especially getting it all-in with AQd on a 2-diamond flop:i still hart you MisterB:semi-funny story i guess, since its so dead. was walking by some younger girls, and i hear them whisper that i'm cute and ****. they're 16-17, so of course i'm not doing to do anything but feel good about myself, but after i walk by, two of them cross the road, and i hear one of the others say 'oh man, mya has such a great butt,' then yell to her friend, "oh mya, i heart your butt!"I was very close to turning around and proposing.
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:i still hart you MisterB:
I know I shouldve called tyvm.As for the girls, what a waste. You couldve had a taj and noone wouldve been the wiser. Whats the legal age in Canada anyway? 14???I think you shouldve turned around and talked to them for a while that wouldve been very very nice of you.
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I know I shouldve called tyvm.As for the girls, what a waste. You couldve had a taj and noone wouldve been the wiser. Whats the legal age in Canada anyway? 14???I think you shouldve turned around and talked to them for a while that wouldve been very very perverted, weird and desparate of you.
FYPthey just upped it to 16, though there's also a 4-year differential rule. i think 22 and 16 would be legal, but i'm not sure.frankly, if you have to ask, they're probably too young. i bet they've got myspaces though
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Michigan played pretty horribly yesterday, but you'll have those games. 3 pretty easy games (hopefully) (Northwestern, Indiana, Ball State) (I didn't know I could do a double or triple parentheses after a sentence) before the huge game against Ohio State.I watched American Psycho last night, that movie is really fucked up.

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Michigan played pretty horribly yesterday, but you'll have those games. 3 pretty easy games (hopefully) (Northwestern, Indiana, Ball State) (I didn't know I could do a double or triple parentheses after a sentence) before the huge game against Ohio State.I watched American Psycho last night, that movie is really fucked up.
You need to take more math classes.Have you read the book? I picked it up from the library one day in high school and read it without knowing what I was getting myself into. Sick and crazy, but still kinda interesting.
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your line is "hello moto" with much techno musicjust woke up, some stupid bitch decides to open my door to see if my bed is occupied. YES, IT IS, AND YOU MAY KINDLY **** OFF. Just for that, I am going to go make pizza rolls to wake up all the drunk assholes with EVERY LIGHT IN THE HOUSE ON WHILE I DO SO.GOD parties are INFURIATINGbeatles music is best enjoyed at max volume at 6am. that is my philosophy.
I'd be pretty pissed too if people were throwing god parties in my house
Farbeit for me to say anything, but wouldnt the appropriate answer to a woman looking for a bed be "Of course theres room in my bed, but you have to sleep naked" I mean you don't want her there anyway and youre 95% shes not going to agree but theres still a chance that you know, she might say yes and get naked for you... maybe
Ding!
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Well, kinda dissapointed in last nite, I mean i got completely sh.it faced and stuff but the tri-delts didn't show up the party, there was a pretty hot girl there who I was hitting on and was gonna play beer pong with but then I was informed that a brother had invited her over and he'd be coming after awhile so i stopped trying. Next thing I know my pledge dad is making out with her and oh yeah, he wasn't the original brother

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Well, kinda dissapointed in last nite, I mean i got completely sh.it faced and stuff but the tri-delts didn't show up the party, there was a pretty hot girl there who I was hitting on and was gonna play beer pong with but then I was informed that a brother had invited her over and he'd be coming after awhile so i stopped trying. Next thing I know my pledge dad is making out with her and oh yeah, he wasn't the original brother
haha he pulled the okie doke on you son
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haha he pulled the okie doke on you son
It was a more of a "i need to beat the **** out of my pledge brother who's kindofa duesch as it is" cause my pledge dad doesn't like this kid and wouldn't of collaberated against me like that.
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umm i think mK.unless you're talking minnesota rich. then its lori.
no, she spends it all on blow
Have you read the book? I picked it up from the library one day in high school and read it without knowing what I was getting myself into. Sick and crazy, but still kinda interesting.
have u read less then zero. Easton Ellis wrote the first draft on a 3 week meth binge. Its also obscenely fucked up
Let's just say the little drake wasn't up to it.
unpossible. unless of course you were really drunk from beer or whisky, or coming off a aderall binge or coke binge
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woohoo, nice job lori. now u can buy yourself a gram for a night of semi fun
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i think jeff texted the word "amateur" to my phone 8 times this weekend. he's so correct. i'm getting too old for this sheet. wedding reception bartender: 1, mk: 0. wp sir.

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just woke up, some stupid bitch decides to open my door to see if my bed is occupied. YES, IT IS, AND YOU MAY KINDLY **** OFF.
Glad to see that you're still working hard on fixing that little vroblem of yours.
I'd be pretty pissed too if people were throwing god parties in my house
heheh
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