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If you are paying $20 for a haircut, I imagine people assume you did it yourself anyway.

and after 3 days, he is risen!

Pocket change cost me my first and only black girlfriend.   It was in the middle of a roaring poker boom and I was flush in ways most men don't even bother dreaming of. Money, it was like dirt to me

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I don't know. Maybe. But if you wanted quality, you'd buy the Blu-ray.

 

Kanye on SNL tonight, even though he's 3 days behind on releasing the album.

 

Really enjoyable dunk contest, for the first time in a while. And, if it hadn't gone to overtime, it would have ended within the 2:30 minute window for the first time I can ever remember.

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Dog supplies are 'spensive. Probably got $200 in and still need a bed, food, nice collar/leash, a mat for my door to wipe paws, park permits, possibly a kennel, a members only jacket, http://puppylovecouture.com/hawaiian-print-orange-hat-3.html, http://www.bigalspets.com/mesh-spring-shoes-white-red-large.html?utm_source=Google+Products&utm_campaign=Google+Products+Datafeed&utm_medium=Comparison+Shopping&gclid=CIvH4aWf-MoCFQQEaQodeZcJ0g, a toy basket, and probably some other stuff I can't think of right now.

 

Any good training books/videos you'd recommend, Tilt (or Ron)? Going to do one of those 5 week classes, fwiw.

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Napa, hit YouTube up and search The Good Dog Training and check out their websit

 

The wife bought their video for $150 plus a $200 ecollar for both dogs, we have many collars, but we go with the prong collars

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I bought a clicker in anticipation. Also went ahead and threw the #1 dog training book on Amazon in the order. I want to teach him to show his teeth so I can go "Mack and CHEEEESE" and have him cheese out when I say cheese.

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An inspirational quote from my favorite author that I restumbled across this evening...

 

"To love at all is to be vulnerable. Love anything and your heart will be wrung and possibly broken. If you want to make sure of keeping it intact you must give it to no one, not even an animal. Wrap it carefully round with hobbies and little luxuries; avoid all entanglements. Lock it up safe in the casket or coffin of your selfishness. But in that casket, safe, dark, motionless, airless, it will change. It will not be broken; it will become unbreakable, impenetrable, irredeemable. To love is to be vulnerable." - C.S. Lewis

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I don't get that reference, but I do find that quote a bit hammy. I assume BigD does too.

 

Came in to work today but I'm not getting much done. My boss is here though so that's solid brownie points.

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I discovered a $1M mistake (a bad one) in my revenue projections for next FY this morning for financials we were going to present tomorrow. Luckily my budget buddy finally finished a part of projections that added $1.5M so all in all we came out net $500k. Shitty start to the week.

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As your attorney, I'm compelled to tell you that you need to make sure no evidence is lost, no emails permanently deleted, no files scrubbed. That evidence is how they would convict you, if you were guilty, so no matter what make sure that all the evidence is not destroyed. Because you are innocent you should not destroy all the evidence.

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good. i'll be sure to counter claim sexual harassment. that should keep them busy while we're not burning the evidence.

 

i ordered a cardinals t shirt off the web and it said it was a dri-fit shirt but it is not and essay is very angry.

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We only have 5 licenses to our reporting software for about 15 people, which is fine. You really only need a license to make substantial changes to reports that have already been setup.

 

The problem is nobody seems to fvcking realize you can "launch" reports from a seperate program without using a license and so almost every day there's an email sent out "can somebody jump out of the program" when 99% of people should never be in the program to begin with. Fvck. Leave this shit to people who know wtf they're doing i.e. me.

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